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Old 03-23-2010, 02:32 AM     Post subject: Texas can suck on my ball sack #1 (permalink)  
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Old 03-23-2010, 03:50 AM #2 (permalink)  
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Yeah, that was pretty fucking retarded.

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i like the part where he says that he takes it as his personal calling to challenge experts. takes some pretty strong conviction in your beliefs to have the vast majority of all experts in relevant fields disagree with you, and for you reaction to be to consider them all wrong (instead of the obvious of just revising your own beliefs). i guess that's what all creationists do, almost by definition.

education has a left wing bias. that's why you can't rely on anything but your gut and what mammy and pappy told you...oh and vague contradictory texts written in the bronze age
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Old 03-23-2010, 02:59 PM #4 (permalink)  
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err FUCKING SHIT GODDAMN IT FUCK FUCK FU CK WHAT THE FUCK ARE THESE STUPID MOTHERFUCKERS DOING JESUS FUCKING CHRIST LET'S START THE GODDAMN EXTERMINATION SQUADS NOWWWWWWWW AND MAYBE WE'LL HAVE A FUCKING CHANCE TO WIPE OUT THE WHATEVER POINT WHATEVER BILLION OF THESE STUPID MOTHERFUCKERS AND THEIR GODDAMN JESUS SHIT I SWEAR TO FUCK HOW IN THE SHIT DOES THIS STUPID GODDAMN SHIT STILL FUCKING HAPPEN WHY ARE WE NOT KILLING THESE MOTHERFUCKERS AT BIRTH BY NOW OR AT LEAST CASTRATING THE ONES THAT ARE ALREADY ADULTS I'M SO FUCKING TIRED OF THESE STUPID MOTHERFUCKERS FUCKING EVERY FUCKING THING UP ARE YOU EVEN FUCKING SERIOUS OR IS THIS A LEVEL BECAUSE IT'S FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE FOR PEOPLE TO BE SO GODDAMN STUPID
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err FUCKING SHIT GODDAMN IT FUCK FUCK FU CK WHAT THE FUCK ARE THESE STUPID MOTHERFUCKERS DOING JESUS FUCKING CHRIST LET'S START THE GODDAMN EXTERMINATION SQUADS NOWWWWWWWW AND MAYBE WE'LL HAVE A FUCKING CHANCE TO WIPE OUT THE WHATEVER POINT WHATEVER BILLION OF THESE STUPID MOTHERFUCKERS AND THEIR GODDAMN JESUS SHIT I SWEAR TO FUCK HOW IN THE SHIT DOES THIS STUPID GODDAMN SHIT STILL FUCKING HAPPEN WHY ARE WE NOT KILLING THESE MOTHERFUCKERS AT BIRTH BY NOW OR AT LEAST CASTRATING THE ONES THAT ARE ALREADY ADULTS I'M SO FUCKING TIRED OF THESE STUPID MOTHERFUCKERS FUCKING EVERY FUCKING THING UP ARE YOU EVEN FUCKING SERIOUS OR IS THIS A LEVEL BECAUSE IT'S FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE FOR PEOPLE TO BE SO GODDAMN STUPID
I couldn't have said it any better

FWIW, there is a light at the end of the tunnel. The numbers reflect that fundamentalism is dropping, and I think that the further radicalization of Christianity will only harm it in the long term.

Also, the fundies are fighting a losing battle, even though it still fucks a lot of shit up in the meantime. One example of this losing battle is that things like urbanization and desegregation of social dynamics promotes education and critique. The Bible Belt is conservative largely because they're naive due to rigid and narrow experiences from their simple environment; New York is liberal for the opposite reason. The reason this is important is because of the internet IMO. The internet is very new, but it is already a vestige for new information. It really is the place where propaganda comes to die. I mention this because the social conservitards will lose the battle to the internet, and all the children in the schools who are taught that McCarthy was right will not have an easy time defending their dogma when faced with the information and communication capacity of the internet, and this internet is becoming more and more ingrained into modern society

Take China for example. They've come a LONG way in just 15 years, and it's mainly due to the internet. Many potential Chinese emigrants are now choosing to not emigrate due to things being better for them in China, and a recent history example is the Chinese gov't announced it will sell all new computers with mandatory chips that track all activity, but the people rebelled, and the gov't said that they would only put this device on CD and upload is optional. This rebellion and win for the populace was only possible due to the internet

So even though these fundie propagandist fuckbags piss me the hell off, I think they're still losing long term, and possibly even shooting themselves in the foot by getting a whole lot of attention over their retardation
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I hope you're right, my worry is that they breed faster.

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i like the part where he says that he takes it as his personal calling to challenge experts. takes some pretty strong conviction in your beliefs to have the vast majority of all experts in relevant fields disagree with you, and for you reaction to be to consider them all wrong (instead of the obvious of just revising your own beliefs). i guess that's what all creationists do, almost by definition.

education has a left wing bias. that's why you can't rely on anything but your gut and what mammy and pappy told you...oh and vague contradictory texts written in the bronze age
it's obvious that idiots have to challenge experts, itn't it?
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One thing I have to agree with spoon though: it really is fucking impossible for people to be this stupid. Every passing day the bar is set higher (lower?).
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True, but I think this is playing a smaller factor than it used to. If the Xtians were smart about it they wouldn't be so damned racist, and they're going to find that their Aryan brotherhood only becomes further marginalized simply due to ethnic population changes.

It's one thing to be generally ignorant and have lots of kids, but it's another thing to be a teabagging bigoted hatemongerer and have lots of kids. Fundy recruitment is coming almost entirely from inside the fundy families, liberalism comes from modernization itself. General ignorance spreads rather easily, but epic retardation does not
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it's a lot harder for shit like this to happen with the internet. it's sad that they're still trying, and passing some ridiculous bullshit, but reason will prevail.

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