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Old 06-21-2007, 08:42 PM     Post subject: Test your skills with the ladies! #1 (permalink)  
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Thought some of you might find this amusing

Don't spend too long at it!

http://arianeb.com/dateariane/default.htm

..errmm might be NSFW depending on your skills!
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Old 06-21-2007, 08:53 PM #2 (permalink)  
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Old 06-21-2007, 09:04 PM #3 (permalink)  
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Old 06-21-2007, 09:08 PM #4 (permalink)  
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 I must not have any game, it broke my browser after she beckoned me back to the couch after dancing.
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Old 06-21-2007, 10:47 PM #5 (permalink)  
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i can't even score with fake chicks....i suck - i got her in a swimsuit, but she kept kicking me out!
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Old 06-22-2007, 02:38 AM #6 (permalink)  
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Well I had a shower with her then got her naked in bed... then she passed out drunk after some touchy feely. Bloody women.
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Old 06-22-2007, 02:51 AM #7 (permalink)  
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 She keeps breaking my browser, is she out of my league?
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Old 06-22-2007, 08:24 AM #8 (permalink)  
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 I spent a good twenty minutes on this biatch and didn't get past a 5!!!
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Old 06-22-2007, 11:43 AM #9 (permalink)  
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i can't even score with fake chicks....
I wouldn't worry about it - I know plenty of women who give it up loads more easily than this one!

Having said that I have never been naked swimming with 2 women apart from with Ariane and her lesbian friend from the lingerie shop erv:
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Old 06-22-2007, 01:12 PM #10 (permalink)  
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I wouldn't worry about it - I know plenty of women who give it up loads more easily than this one!

Having said that I have never been naked swimming with 2 women apart from with Ariane and her lesbian friend from the lingerie shop erv:
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Old 06-22-2007, 06:11 PM #11 (permalink)  
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Anybody else bone her? I got it on in the Jeep outside the convenience store. Word.
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Old 06-22-2007, 10:26 PM #12 (permalink)  
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Old 06-22-2007, 10:30 PM #13 (permalink)  
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 6 out of 10

I have her in the hot tub, she tells me to french her, I do, then she says to explore further down, I do and she bitchslaps my ass. I was rocking until then. Goddaymn. Guess I should respect the sluts. Steak dinner was good though, dancing to soft rock always gets em in the mood.

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Old 06-22-2007, 10:38 PM #14 (permalink)  
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She seems to be giving me a 10/10!

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Old 06-22-2007, 10:57 PM #15 (permalink)  
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Old 06-22-2007, 11:02 PM #16 (permalink)  
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Old 06-22-2007, 11:06 PM #17 (permalink)  
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Its so flawed as she rewards you for treating her nice. In real life if you stood her up and then turned up drunk, threw up in her bin and fell asleep on her bed you'd get action. Girls love the bad boy.
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Old 06-22-2007, 11:45 PM #18 (permalink)  
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I just kept clicking on her shirt.

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Old 06-22-2007, 11:52 PM #19 (permalink)  
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 I beat her and the cops showed up at the house, wtf
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Old 06-23-2007, 12:23 AM #20 (permalink)  
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Anybody else bone her? I got it on in the Jeep outside the convenience store. Word.
of course..she always gives it up for me...

warning - folliwing pics are very sad and def NSFW!









































































BJ by the jeep...


banged in the back of the jeep


banged in the hot tub


and again in the bed - but she always turns the light off (?!) so only this pic!
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Old 06-23-2007, 12:28 AM #21 (permalink)  
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yeah i only made 50 bucks playing poker today, but what the hell i got virtually laid 3 times!
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Old 06-23-2007, 12:46 AM #22 (permalink)  
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 i was playing truth or dare and she dared me to stroke my cock til it was hard, so naturally i dared her to play with her pussy and she was like NO WAY NUH UH I DONT DO DAT

damn bitch

nice pics, could never bone her!

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Old 06-23-2007, 04:26 AM #23 (permalink)  
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 Taking a girl to amateur night at a strip club on the first date has to be the key to getting in her pants right?!?!



 
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Old 06-23-2007, 09:20 AM #24 (permalink)  
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Old 06-23-2007, 03:36 PM #25 (permalink)  
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 When you start,
Compliment, Smart, kiss cheek
Touch hair, kiss,
dance to soft rock (maybe rock or country first, not sure if that's necessary)
- kiss
- cop feel

If you don't get enough kisses in then you're not "intimate" enough later. This pretty much fullfills it.

It also helps to get her drunk. So Kitchen, drink, drink, dinner (compliment, eat, drink, compliment, drink, talk works well). She can't have anything else for the rest of the night.

This is actually very well done. I would recommend downloading it (and playing in IE obv). Plus, then you can just look at all the pics.
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Old 06-23-2007, 05:06 PM #26 (permalink)  
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 How do you download it? I can't go 5 actions without the server fucking up.


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Old 06-23-2007, 06:11 PM #27 (permalink)  
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 http://arianeb.com/dategame.htm

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Old 06-23-2007, 10:31 PM #28 (permalink)  
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When you start,
Compliment, Smart, kiss cheek
Touch hair, kiss,
dance to soft rock (maybe rock or country first, not sure if that's necessary)
- kiss
- cop feel

If you don't get enough kisses in then you're not "intimate" enough later. This pretty much fullfills it.

It also helps to get her drunk. So Kitchen, drink, drink, dinner (compliment, eat, drink, compliment, drink, talk works well). She can't have anything else for the rest of the night.

This is actually very well done. I would recommend downloading it (and playing in IE obv). Plus, then you can just look at all the pics.
virtual dating advice, and im still striking out - at least im getting her breasts in hand, but im still a loser
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Old 06-24-2007, 12:27 AM #30 (permalink)  
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a strategy guide to getting a virtual bj!

-joke
-compliment
-kiss
-kitchen 2 glasses of wine
-steak dinner
-eat
-drink 1 glass of wine
-compliment
-talk
-go for a drive
-fill up gas at the gas station (she goes in to get a camera)
a strategy guide to getting yourself a virtual blowjob!
-drive to outskirts
-take a senic drive
-go to the lookout point (or strip club for amateur night if you just want to get laid)
-get out of the car
-take her picture
-ask her to make modeling pose
-compliment her gorgeous
-ask her for sexier pose
-compliment
then just keep making here do slutier things mixed in with a compliment everytime before you take it further
once shes in her underwear say "go as far as you like you can quit any time
-then keep the patern of compliment take it further then she gets you naked and you can either have sex or get a bj.



 
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Old 06-24-2007, 07:14 AM #31 (permalink)  
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 Yep this is pretty much it.

Hug, poem, compliment eyes and the kiss cheek is how I start, then 3 glasses of wine (though not al together - in different rooms) then she's yours.
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Old 06-24-2007, 07:54 AM #32 (permalink)  
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If you don't get enough kisses in then you're not "intimate" enough later.
Ah, so THATS why she didn't let me watch her pee!

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If you don't get enough kisses in then you're not "intimate" enough later.
Ah, so THATS why she didn't let me watch her pee!
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 I'm pretty sure it's impossible to get a threesome.
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