|
wufwugy
|
07-09-2008, 09:35 PM
Post subject: tear-jerkers
|
#1 (permalink)
|
|
4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: May 2006
Posts: 1,660
|
|
all right so i love watching tear-jerkers so much its ridiculous. and i mean non-romantic tear-jerkers. those are great too but they piss me off too much. other ones even tho they make me so sad make me feel great. i dunno why but its got something to do with sympathizing with the most pure and horrible of human conditions.
i mean movies like schindlers list, saving private ryan, and blood diamond. just watched hotel rwanda again recently, good movie, but really the redeeming parts of it are simply that the story is omgamazing and cheadle's character is cool. its def a tear-jerker still. gonna watch sometimes in april soon. that is apparently the best film about the tutsi/hutu genocide, and that outa be a great tear-jerker. also pianist. also getting a documentary about holocaust concentration camps called night and fog. that will possibly be the strongest one yet.
so anyways give me some examples of movies that you find heart-wrenching in a way that makes you feel incredibly sympathetic for the protagonists.
ive seen saving private ryan like seven times and still cry like six times during it. such an amazing movie. which reminds me, i also got tae guk gi on queue.
|
|
|
Play for FREE and practice your game at...
Join the FTR Poker Forum to disable these banners and start posting!
|
|
Jack Sawyer
|
|
4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Old School
Posts: 2,535
|
|
braveheart
million dollar baby
|
My dream... is to fly... over the rainbow... so high...

Quote:
|
VHS is like a book and a book is like a stack of kindles.
|
Hey, I'm in a movie!
http://youtu.be/lGdnIrRKDTI
|
|
ATOTHEC101
|
|
Full House
Join Date: May 2008
Posts: 1,248
|
|
forrest gump, armageddon and when i watched saving private ryan the end absolutely killed me.
|
|
"This sure beats Super Mario Bros.!" is my ejaculation catch phrase.
|
|
BankItDrew
|
|
4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Losing Prop Bets
Posts: 2,789
|
|
Children of Intervention who cry during the interviews when asked about their drug abusive parents.
|

Girlfriend: Why are the werewolves more important than living life?!
Girlfriend: Are you on the forums doing the werewolves again?
Girlfriend: Soo... you forgot to run that errand, but you had time to werewolf? Wtf?
|
|
wufwugy
|
|
4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: May 2006
Posts: 1,660
|
|
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by Jack Sawyer
braveheart
million dollar baby
|
oh yea braveheart is the sweetness. watched it a few months back so gotta wait a while till can watch again.
million dollar baby also been too soon.
|
|
|
|
wufwugy
|
|
4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: May 2006
Posts: 1,660
|
|
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by ATOTHEC101
forrest gump, armageddon and when i watched saving private ryan the end absolutely killed me.
|
dude the entire saving private ryan is too awesome. scene were ribisi's character dies is still one of the best ever. spielberg is still best director ever too. by end do you mean end where hanks dies or end where old damon is at the grave?
armageddon? really? doesnt affleck die? isnt that supposed to be a joyous occasion?
gonna hafta watch gump again cuz hanks is awesome.
im reminded of titanic. wanna watch that cuz i bet its great, but i cant bring myself to watch romances. would rather get socked in the face than watch a romance even though some of them are greatness.
|
|
|
|
wufwugy
|
|
4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: May 2006
Posts: 1,660
|
|
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by BankItDrew
Children of Intervention who cry during the interviews when asked about their drug abusive parents.
|
is that a movie? imdb search 'children of intervention' comes up with no good link
|
|
|
|
BankItDrew
|
|
4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Losing Prop Bets
Posts: 2,789
|
|
do me next!
|

Girlfriend: Why are the werewolves more important than living life?!
Girlfriend: Are you on the forums doing the werewolves again?
Girlfriend: Soo... you forgot to run that errand, but you had time to werewolf? Wtf?
|
|
wufwugy
|
|
4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: May 2006
Posts: 1,660
|
|
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by BankItDrew
do me next!
|
buy me dinner first
|
|
|
|
BankItDrew
|
|
4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Losing Prop Bets
Posts: 2,789
|
|
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by wufwugy
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by BankItDrew
do me next!
|
buy me dinner first
|
Your place or mine?
|
|
|
|
bigred
|
|
PROFESSIONAL TROLL
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Nest of Douchebags
Posts: 2,184
|
|
fox and the hound
|
|
LOL OPERATIONS
|
|
BennyLaRue
|
|
Full House
Join Date: Sep 2007
Posts: 646
|
|
Rudy, obv
|
|
|
|
wesrman
|
|
Full House
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Leaf Nation
Posts: 654
|
|
Damn i thought this thread was gonna be about jerking off while crying.
|
|
|
|
ATOTHEC101
|
|
Full House
Join Date: May 2008
Posts: 1,248
|
|
nah armageddon kills me when bruce willis sacrifices himself to save the planet and affleck is crying his eyes out as is liv tyler willis daughter and its the whole hero, emotional farewell thing that gets me.
With saving private ryan its when tom hanks dies thats the most emotional bit, but the grave bit is also really sad, double whammy really. Though i dont think ive ever cried so much than when i watched forrest gump and jenny dies, i was also like 11 at the time and watching it wid my mum and when she cried to i totally went lol. Anyway im now gonna work out then ring my gf so i actually feel like a man again.
|
|
|
|
wufwugy
|
|
4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: May 2006
Posts: 1,660
|
|
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by bigred
fox and the hound
|
way back in the day i cried when the ant died in honey i shrunk the kids.
or maybe i was crying because my soul knew that later id watch spaceballs and realize that rick moranis is a god and that nobody would realize this and he wouldn't get to make a bunch more super hilarious movies where he has a huge helmet and plays with dolls
|
|
|
|
wufwugy
|
|
4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: May 2006
Posts: 1,660
|
|
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by BennyLaRue
Rudy, obv
|
all right i guess im gonna queue this. haven't seen it, been told so many times to see it, but i hate it already since everyboyd loves it and i hate things that other people love.
kinda like how i always root for the team playing against home team. fuck home team. people i know like them therefore i hate them.
how do you feel about brians song? heard that was way good too
|
|
|
|
wufwugy
|
|
4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: May 2006
Posts: 1,660
|
|
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by wesrman
Damn i thought this thread was gonna be about jerking off while crying.

|
first time i wanked off i cried myself to sleep. yay christianity
|
|
|
|
BennyLaRue
|
|
Full House
Join Date: Sep 2007
Posts: 646
|
|
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by wufwugy
how do you feel about brians song? heard that was way good too
|
Kinda gay, imo.
Seriously...fell asleep during.
|
|
|
|
wufwugy
|
|
4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: May 2006
Posts: 1,660
|
|
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by ATOTHEC101
nah armageddon kills me when bruce willis sacrifices himself to save the planet and affleck is crying his eyes out as is liv tyler willis daughter and its the whole hero, emotional farewell thing that gets me.
With saving private ryan its when tom hanks dies thats the most emotional bit, but the grave bit is also really sad, double whammy really. Though i dont think ive ever cried so much than when i watched forrest gump and jenny dies, i was also like 11 at the time and watching it wid my mum and when she cried to i totally went lol. Anyway im now gonna work out then ring my gf so i actually feel like a man again.
|
hmm i actually kinda remember armageddon being kinda like that.
and it takes a real man to cry. just as long as it involves somebody dying.
|
|
|
|
wesrman
|
|
Full House
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Leaf Nation
Posts: 654
|
|
You've never seen Rudy ??????????
|
|
|
|
bigred
|
|
PROFESSIONAL TROLL
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Nest of Douchebags
Posts: 2,184
|
|
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by wufwugy
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by bigred
fox and the hound
|
way back in the day i cried when the ant died in honey i shrunk the kids.
s
|
You are one huuuuuuge vagina
|
|
LOL OPERATIONS
|
|
wufwugy
|
|
4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: May 2006
Posts: 1,660
|
|
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by bigred
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by wufwugy
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by bigred
fox and the hound
|
way back in the day i cried when the ant died in honey i shrunk the kids.
s
|
You are one huuuuuuge vagina
|
once had a cat named oscar whom i adored. after he died all anybody had to do was mention the name 'oscar' and i would start crying for years to come. my dad would get pissed too. his fault for banging a woman with the most emotionally wimpy genes who also coddled her children.
so yea i was a child. its alright to have a vagina when you're a prepubescent boy. actually, im pretty sure that on the genetic level in many ways boys are actually girls previous to puberty.
now i only cry on the rare occasion that a great and emotionally close thing dies, or when my medium-rare steak is cooked medium-well.
|
|
|
|
wufwugy
|
|
4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: May 2006
Posts: 1,660
|
|
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by wesrman
You've never seen Rudy ??????????
|
i try to avoid dramas about high school and sports.
|
|
|
|
bigred
|
|
PROFESSIONAL TROLL
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Nest of Douchebags
Posts: 2,184
|
|
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by wufwugy
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by bigred
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by wufwugy
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by bigred
fox and the hound
|
way back in the day i cried when the ant died in honey i shrunk the kids.
s
|
You are one huuuuuuge vagina
|
once had a cat named oscar whom i adored. after he died all anybody had to do was mention the name 'oscar' and i would start crying for years to come. my dad would get pissed too. his fault for banging a woman with the most emotionally wimpy genes who also coddled her children.
so yea i was a child. its alright to have a vagina when you're a prepubescent boy. actually, im pretty sure that on the genetic level in many ways boys are actually girls previous to puberty.
now i only cry on the rare occasion that a great and emotionally close thing dies, or when my medium-rare steak is cooked medium-well.
|
I'm talking like Rosie O'Donnell huge
|
|
LOL OPERATIONS
|
|
BennyLaRue
|
|
Full House
Join Date: Sep 2007
Posts: 646
|
|
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by wufwugy
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by wesrman
You've never seen Rudy ??????????
|
i try to avoid dramas about high school and sports.
|
Notre Dame, my friend. S'college.
|
|
|
|
wufwugy
|
|
4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: May 2006
Posts: 1,660
|
|
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by bigred
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by wufwugy
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by bigred
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by wufwugy
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by bigred
fox and the hound
|
way back in the day i cried when the ant died in honey i shrunk the kids.
s
|
You are one huuuuuuge vagina
|
once had a cat named oscar whom i adored. after he died all anybody had to do was mention the name 'oscar' and i would start crying for years to come. my dad would get pissed too. his fault for banging a woman with the most emotionally wimpy genes who also coddled her children.
so yea i was a child. its alright to have a vagina when you're a prepubescent boy. actually, im pretty sure that on the genetic level in many ways boys are actually girls previous to puberty.
now i only cry on the rare occasion that a great and emotionally close thing dies, or when my medium-rare steak is cooked medium-well.
|
I'm talking like Rosie O'Donnell huge
|
you not get that can of gerber i stars transferred? i even sent a coloring book. remember, stay inside the lines otherwise teacher will touch you in the bad spot.
|
|
|
|
a500lbgorilla
|
|
JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: This room is a good place to be
Posts: 8,379
|
|
I cried during one of the Land Before Time movies during school. Ryan Tessmer called me out. Embarrassing.
|

Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
|
|
kmind
|
|
Straight Flush
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Not Giving In
Posts: 4,240
|
|
Life as a House.
|
|
|
|
Deanglow
|
|
Moderator
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: lol
Posts: 2,443
|
|
requiem for a dream, adaptation., american beauty imo
|
|
|
|
silu73
|
|
Full House
Join Date: May 2006
Location: New Zealand
Posts: 1,009
|
|
The last movie/documentary I cried my eyes out was "Stevie". That docu was so haunting.
And I can still cry when I see Ali McGraw die in "Love Story"
|
|
|
|
dthorne04
|
|
Flush
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: hi
Posts: 478
|
|
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by Jack Sawyer
braveheart
|
braveheart is one movie where it's not only ok to cry, but probably unavoidable
also, i cried during rocky
edit: i almost forgot about the green mile. jesus christ, that movie is so amazing/sad. the execution scene is so unbelievably fucking sad.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whPJw...eature=related
|
|
derp
|
|
Thunder
|
|
Flush
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: England
Posts: 561
|
|
ET - aka "how to fuck with an 8 year old". He dies (cry), comes back to life (hooray!) and then leaves! (bawl)
DragonHeart - has to turn on his best friend, to entice his own death, in order to save the world.
I won't watch either film again 'cause of the waterworks.
King Kong - giant gorilla gets captured, only tries to survive and gets killed.
The Green Mile - innocent, caring man/miracle about to be executed. Blubbers like a baby. Hate & venom from the witnesses.
Cold Feet - Rachel's death.
Imitation of Life - a black girl, who can pass for white, is ashamed & embarrassed of her mother (who is very obv black) and treats her like shit. The end ( I won't spoil it) is absolutely harrowing.
Any film where animals die.
NB: Braveheart was such a contrived and historically incorrect POS that I can't stand it nor enjoy it as purely fiction. The same goes for The Patriot - Gibson's character had to have a name change as a result. And both movies "heroes" were actually complete twats themselves, in real life too, guilty of many of the same injustices that they were fighting against. Irony, huh?
|
|
|
|
bigred
|
|
PROFESSIONAL TROLL
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Nest of Douchebags
Posts: 2,184
|
|
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by wufwugy
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by bigred
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by wufwugy
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by bigred
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by wufwugy
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by bigred
fox and the hound
|
way back in the day i cried when the ant died in honey i shrunk the kids.
s
|
You are one huuuuuuge vagina
|
once had a cat named oscar whom i adored. after he died all anybody had to do was mention the name 'oscar' and i would start crying for years to come. my dad would get pissed too. his fault for banging a woman with the most emotionally wimpy genes who also coddled her children.
so yea i was a child. its alright to have a vagina when you're a prepubescent boy. actually, im pretty sure that on the genetic level in many ways boys are actually girls previous to puberty.
now i only cry on the rare occasion that a great and emotionally close thing dies, or when my medium-rare steak is cooked medium-well.
|
I'm talking like Rosie O'Donnell huge
|
you not get that can of gerber i stars transferred? i even sent a coloring book. remember, stay inside the lines otherwise teacher will touch you in the bad spot.
|
Why do they call it the bad spot when it feels so good?
|
|
LOL OPERATIONS
|
|
ProZachNation
|
|
Full House
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Over there!
Posts: 801
|
|
Turner and Hooch - when I was little I cried myself to sleep
|
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by mrhappy333
I didn't think its Bold to bang some chick with my bro. but i guess so... thats +EV in my book.
|
|
|
Ragnar4
|
|
Full House
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Billings, Montana
Posts: 1,284
|
|
lol.. you ladies cry at movies? go put on a skirt.
Actually, any movie where the hero realizes he's missed out on the best years of his life with his father, make me choke up.
|
The older I get, the more I start wondering; Just what in the hell is going on here?
|
|
silu73
|
|
Full House
Join Date: May 2006
Location: New Zealand
Posts: 1,009
|
|
Fuck yeah. How on earth could I have missed E.T.
I was crying so much my mother overdosed me on lollies.
|
|
|
|
PapalRage
|
|
Flush
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Notre Dame
Posts: 309
|
|
i almost cried at the end of American History X. only one i can think of right now not already named.
|
|
ndultimate.
|
|
tom
|
|
Straight
Join Date: May 2005
Location: ATX
Posts: 158
|
|
just recently watched Teeth and was real close to tears.
|
|
|
|
chardrian
|
|
I rarely,if ever, get pms
Join Date: Apr 2005
Posts: 4,524
|
|
The Champ
|
|
|
|
bigspenda73
|
|
Straight Flush
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Pwnsylvania
Posts: 7,546
|
|
John Q made me cry
Field of Dreams as well
guess I r big wuss
|
|
|
|
GatorJH
|
|
4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: HotLanta
Posts: 3,179
|
|
go watch Steel Magnolias - seriously
|
|
Poker is easy, it's winning at poker that's hard.
|
|
silu73
|
|
Full House
Join Date: May 2006
Location: New Zealand
Posts: 1,009
|
|
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by tom
just recently watched Teeth and was real close to tears.
|
I saw it too. Lovely Vagina's.
|
|
|
|
ATOTHEC101
|
|
Full House
Join Date: May 2008
Posts: 1,248
|
|
how could i forget about the green mile, such an awesome film but seriously sad nonetheless.
|
|
"This sure beats Super Mario Bros.!" is my ejaculation catch phrase.
|
|
WillburForce
|
|
Flush
Join Date: May 2006
Location: SW London
Posts: 516
|
|
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by dthorne04
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by Jack Sawyer
braveheart
|
braveheart is one movie where it's not only ok to cry, but probably unavoidable
|
I find it hard to not to laugh my English arse off.
"FREEDOM!!!!!"
|
|
|
|
frosst
|
|
Straight
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: count-n mah monies stewie-style
Posts: 220
|
|
Old Yeller
Ragnar you'll like Click if you haven't seen it.
|
|
|
|
a500lbgorilla
|
|
JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: This room is a good place to be
Posts: 8,379
|
|
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by frosst
Old Yeller
Ragnar you'll like Click if you haven't seen it.
|
Click is definitely a tear-jerker
good flick
|

Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
|
|
Galapogos
|
|
4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: The Loser's Lounge
Posts: 2,322
|
|
I haven't cried in 17 years. However, these movies hit me on an emotional level big time, be it super happy or sad:
Rocky
Braveheart
Apollo 13 (I know wtf? But when they come out of the blackout period I'm so happy)
Awakenings
My Girl (can't believe no one mentioned this one, when that little shit Caulken dies, that sad!)
Hook
Rudy
Patch Adams
Lion King
Land Before Time ('rilla's story made me laugh. Reminded me of whenI was a kid and I first watched the movie with my older "super tough" cousin and he started crying big time)
Also, did anyone else ever get super sad watching Ernest movies? Always at that point when he realized no one liked him? I mean, I know it's an Ernest movie but holy shit. When he thought he lost his dog in the Hallowe'en one, his only true friend in the world, pretty rough I tell ya.
|

Quote:
|
Originally Posted by sauce123
I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
|
|
|
freechus9
|
|
Full House
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: IN UR BOX HAXXING UR FILEZ
Posts: 1,000
|
|
UHF
|
|
My sig is too much for you to handle.
|
|
allabout
|
|
Flush
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: VA USA
Posts: 277
|
|
My Life and What Dreams May Come weren't like awesome movies I don't think (only watched them once) but oh my god sad.
|
|
"Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity." - Elmer Letterman
|
|
Jack Sawyer
|
|
4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Old School
Posts: 2,535
|
|
I can't believe im the only one here who saw million dollar baby.
I got more of these tear-jerkers, just lemme update my current movie db
|
My dream... is to fly... over the rainbow... so high...

Quote:
|
VHS is like a book and a book is like a stack of kindles.
|
Hey, I'm in a movie!
http://youtu.be/lGdnIrRKDTI
|