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vqc
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09-17-2006, 07:43 PM
Post subject: taping bacon to a cat
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WTF?
What the hell did you do last night? (Assuming this is taken by you.)
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Originally Posted by givememyleg
WTF?
What the hell did you do last night? (Assuming this is taken by you.)
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this was def not taken by me.
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Maybe it was bigred?
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regardless of the identity of the culprit and whatnot, that is funny shit.
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i dont get it
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i dont get it
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because this is how you normally feed your kitty?
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i dont get it
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Ya neither did I. I think we need to be on acid or something equivalent.
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Maybe it was bigred?
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I don't put me meat on the pussy(cat), I put it in.
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vqc
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im not sure i "get it" either
but look guys, its bacon... on a cat...
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but look guys, its snakes... on a plane...
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09-18-2006, 12:33 AM
Post subject: Re: taping bacon to a cat
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It might be funny if the cat looked like it was trying to get to the bacon and was going in circles or something. But the cat just looks confused. As it should. I too would be confused if someone taped bacon to me.
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dont cats eat fish and not bacon?
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I wonder if the cat still is running around with the bacon taped on...
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...all we need now is a bacon loving, cat hating dog
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GET THIS MOTHAFUCKING BACON OFF THIS MOTHAFUCKING CAT
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dudes you don't know anything.
You tape bacon to a cat, so you can release it into the wild and watch it get eaten by some larger predatory animal.
gawd you guys are dummies
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no, you know cat's always land on their feet... and bacon always lands... ehm, bacon sandwhiches always land on the bacon... eh... you know... you tape bacon to the, eh, cat and toss it... and it lands... eh cats land on their feet and therefore, you know, the bacon is not on it's feet, because it's taped... eh.. well you get it
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>3
this is my favourite part of the post
it looks like angry boobs
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This is almost as funny as the time I taped a cupcake to the side of my ex-girlfriend.
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It's not what's inside that counts. Have you seen what's inside?
Internal organs. And they're getting uglier by the minute.
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You know what they say about cupcakes. "Moment on the lips, month on the hips." I hope you used duct tape.
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Playing live . . . thanks alot Bin Laden.
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Originally Posted by Silly String
You know what they say about cupcakes. "Moment on the lips, month on the hips." I hope you used duct tape.
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Yes I did, but I forgot my ex-girlfriend has arms with hands at the end of them, which are suprisingly efficient at accessing snack treats fastened within reach by a variety of adhesive materials.
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It's not what's inside that counts. Have you seen what's inside?
Internal organs. And they're getting uglier by the minute.
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Originally Posted by Silly String
You know what they say about cupcakes. "Moment on the lips, month on the hips." I hope you used duct tape.
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Yes I did, but I forgot my ex-girlfriend has arms with hands at the end of them, which are suprisingly efficient at accessing snack treats fastened within reach by a variety of adhesive materials. |
LOL
How dare you disobey me cupcake, come to my mouth.
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Originally Posted by Rondavu
This is almost as funny as the time I taped a cupcake to the side of my ex-girlfriend.
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Wonder why she's your ex?
-Chris
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now I know why raw bacon can give you tapeworms
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Originally Posted by Warpe
now I know why raw bacon can give you tapeworms
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womp womp wommmp
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Rondavu
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Originally Posted by Rondavu
This is almost as funny as the time I taped a cupcake to the side of my ex-girlfriend.
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Wonder why she's your ex?
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Because I taped too many cupcakes to her side?
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It's not what's inside that counts. Have you seen what's inside?
Internal organs. And they're getting uglier by the minute.
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Because she was fat?
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