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Old 10-17-2008, 01:44 PM     Post subject: take my bosses money (lc) #1 (permalink)  
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got my boss and another superior (plus some other fish collegues) coming round mine to play poker tonight.

I'm gonna get them drunk and win all their monies.......

maybe lose the first coupla games, tell them they're naturals, then raise the stakes....chances of this backfiring? But it will be fun.......
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Old 10-17-2008, 01:47 PM #2 (permalink)  
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-EV plan for sure. It's like golf, the boss has to win.
 
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Old 10-17-2008, 02:16 PM #3 (permalink)  
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Yea, hustling your boss is not a good idea. Almost as bad as NOT PROTECTING MEELOCHE! but I digress...
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Old 10-17-2008, 02:48 PM #4 (permalink)  
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yeah Meeloch dying was bad. I suck at Werewolf.

But hustling my boss is +ev.

He's got a sense of humour, so when at the end of the night, and I'm counting his money....I "accidently" knock over something thats been covering SuperSystem, Theory of Poker and H on H...also may get hot and have to take my jumper off and show of my Pstars T-shirt.....though the Moneymaker poster may not be displayed.....
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Old 10-17-2008, 03:18 PM #5 (permalink)  
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No matter what you say about playing online... if you make like 1 or 2 bad plays (flagrantly bad)... everyone will think you're a total cashbox. You don't need to go overboard with "duh.. let's raise da steaks!!"
So you click their picture and then you get their money?
 
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Old 10-17-2008, 03:34 PM #6 (permalink)  
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take his money for sure, just don't hustle him yo

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hehehehe. I'm not gonna hustle.

But i'm not gonna let on the fact that I play every night online and plan to leave my job when the bankrolls big enough.
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Old 10-17-2008, 04:07 PM #8 (permalink)  
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I like it how you thought it was necessary to precede a commune post with (lc).


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Flopping quads and boats like its my job
 
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take his money for sure, just don't hustle him yo
agree

take their money, even tell them that you play a bunch of poker
swindling is gay
also most guys are very competitive and will find trying to beat a supposedly good player a challenge

and no matter what get very drunk in front of your boss
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Lame content is my only guess.
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Old 10-17-2008, 06:27 PM #12 (permalink)  
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Old 10-17-2008, 06:36 PM #13 (permalink)  
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Old 10-17-2008, 06:46 PM #14 (permalink)  
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at the end of the night, and I'm counting his money....I "accidently" knock over something thats been covering SuperSystem, Theory of Poker and H on H...also may get hot and have to take my jumper off and show of my Pstars T-shirt.....though the Moneymaker poster may not be displayed.....
Doing this to anyone has got to be -EV.
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Old 10-18-2008, 01:25 AM #17 (permalink)  
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nights over -all gone home...i'm up £150($300ish).

i won every game of poker (3 mini tourneys). lost the 2 games of rummy(ghey game....actually like it, but luck based).

boss went home drunk, I'm about to play some proper poker.

happy with $175 in cash though, thats a meal with the missus tomorrow.

fking hangover tomoz....anyone for drunken FTReraments? $25nl???
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Old 10-18-2008, 01:28 AM #18 (permalink)  
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ps - i'm taking the piss about hustling. Moneymaker poster is serious thous. love that shit./
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Old 10-18-2008, 01:45 AM #19 (permalink)  
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you could be the greatest player on the planet, and they could think you've never played in your life, and you still wont have any additional edge during play than if they knew you were sick good.

imo

the few amateurs ive played knew i played professionally and that didnt stop them from trying to play me yet getting wiped out with the quickness
 
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Old 10-18-2008, 01:58 AM #20 (permalink)  
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you could be the greatest player on the planet, and they could think you've never played in your life, and you still wont have any additional edge during play than if they knew you were sick good.

imo

the few amateurs ive played knew i played professionally and that didnt stop them from trying to play me yet getting wiped out with the quickness
Yeah, it was light hearted, and I aint sick good - I'm a $50nl donk. I played ABC drunkements. love taking a bit of casj of my boss though...I won all 3 games though. I ;m poker god to them.
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Old 10-18-2008, 04:15 AM #21 (permalink)  
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