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04-30-2008, 09:40 PM
Post subject: stupid rednecks i went to high school with
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Because I'm not this guy
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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Or either of these guys.
PS These are all people I went to high school with.
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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Or this guy, who it has been proven sucks dick for meth.
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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I saw this guy fall off the back of a truck a few times in the school parking lot while the truck was doing donuts trying to throw him off.
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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I saw this guy try to fuck two of his cousins in the same night. One of his cousins is the girl two posts up. I'm not making this shit up.
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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Originally Posted by spoonitnow
Or this guy, who it has been proven sucks dick for meth.
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this is just completly standard. the rest is just horrible beats over and over and over and over and over again.
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Straight
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now post a picture of urself soo we can compare.
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spoonitnow
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Originally Posted by fat-b
now post a picture of urself soo we can compare.
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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04-30-2008, 10:23 PM
Post subject: Re: stupid rednecks i went to high school with
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Originally Posted by spoonitnow
Because I'm not this guy
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You're just the guy obsessed with him? WTF is the point of this thread?
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<Staxalax> I want everyone to put my quote in their sigs
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d0zer
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04-30-2008, 10:28 PM
Post subject: Re: stupid rednecks i went to high school with
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Originally Posted by pankfish
You're just the guy obsessed with him? WTF is the point of this thread?
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Spoon's subconscious is crying out for FTR to understand and accept his redneck upbringing.
...over/under on how many times he banged the cousin-fucker's cousin 
...or the cousin-fucker
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gabe
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spoonitnow told me i have hot friends
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spoonitnow
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04-30-2008, 10:38 PM
Post subject: Re: stupid rednecks i went to high school with
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Originally Posted by spoonitnow
Because I'm not this guy
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You're just the guy obsessed with him? WTF is the point of this thread? |
The thread title was different earlier, so the comments are out of context.
And obviously the point of this thread is "stupid rednecks i went to high school with" like the fucking title says.
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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i would post regular suburban people i went to school with here in northern england but they dont have as many stories attached to them.
it seems hick america produces some interesting and frightening characters. do a lot of these people actually live in trailer parks? do like 100% of kids with potential just leave town asap, leaving these chuckleheads to run riot? if i were to decide to travel across america would it be safe to ever go to a bar in some of these places or should I expect a beating/getting shot?
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euphoricism
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its pretty fucked up to post peoples images online without their permission.
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i feel you spoon.
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My bankroll is the amount of money I would spend or lose before I got a job. It is calculated by adding my net worth to whatever I can borrow.
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spoonitnow
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Originally Posted by euphoricism
its pretty fucked up to post peoples images online without their permission.
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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spoonitnow
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Any further comments from euphoricism shall be redirected to this diagram of sand and his vagina.
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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i find that picture of euph's sand vagina very offensive. did you ask his sand vagina before you posted it?
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Cash Rules Everything Around Me.
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kingnat
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that is one wide-set vajayjay... must have a heavy flow
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So you click their picture and then you get their money?
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Originally Posted by euphoricism
its pretty fucked up to post peoples images online without their permission.
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Did you ask Todd Brunson and that girl if you could post that pic?
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Da GOAT
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lol, spoon your friends are gonna be pissed when they see this!!!
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Jman: every time the action is to you, it's an opportunity for you to make the perfect play.
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pantherhound
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Originally Posted by euphoricism
its pretty fucked up to post peoples images online without their permission.
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Lol, I read his response and instantly knew this would happen.
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spoonitnow
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Originally Posted by will641
i find that picture of euph's sand vagina very offensive. did you ask his sand vagina before you posted it?
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I laughed out loud at this.
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Originally Posted by kingnat
that is one wide-set vajayjay... must have a heavy flow
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lol, spoon your friends are gonna be pissed when they see this!!!
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Rofl @ "my friends".
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Lol, I read his response and instantly knew this would happen.
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I thought to myself, "What Would Jesus Do?"
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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vaks
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Flush
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what i think of spoon...
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Originally Posted by euphoricism
its pretty fucked up to post peoples images online without their permission.
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Did you ask Todd Brunson and that girl if you could post that pic? |
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will641
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Originally Posted by spoonitnow
Or this guy, who it has been proven sucks dick for meth.
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lol, okay this guy looks like hes 14, at most. are you serious he sucks dick for meth?
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Cash Rules Everything Around Me.
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wesrman
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Full House
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Originally Posted by spoonitnow
Or this guy, who it has been proven sucks dick for meth.
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lol, okay this guy looks like hes 14, at most. are you serious he sucks dick for meth? |
Doesnt everyone???
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Originally Posted by spoonitnow
Or this guy, who it has been proven sucks dick for meth.
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lol, okay this guy looks like hes 14, at most. are you serious he sucks dick for meth? |
Doesnt everyone??? |
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btw that kid has a badass suit
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Originally Posted by spoonitnow
Or this guy, who it has been proven sucks dick for meth.
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Can I get his number? And how do I obtain Meth?
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LOL OPERATIONS
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spoonitnow
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Originally Posted by spoonitnow
Or this guy, who it has been proven sucks dick for meth.
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lol, okay this guy looks like hes 14, at most. are you serious he sucks dick for meth? |
He's ~20-21 in that picture I believe. Also, the sucking dick for meth thing comes from multiple fairly reliable sources who were around when it happened.
I've seriously gotta get the fuck out of here.
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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will641
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Originally Posted by will641
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Originally Posted by spoonitnow
Or this guy, who it has been proven sucks dick for meth.
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lol, okay this guy looks like hes 14, at most. are you serious he sucks dick for meth? |
He's ~20-21 in that picture I believe. Also, the sucking dick for meth thing comes from multiple fairly reliable sources who were around when it happened.
I've seriously gotta get the fuck out of here. |
i think you really do need to get out of there if you know people who suck dick for meth. west coast yo!
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Cash Rules Everything Around Me.
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bigred
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Seriously, meth? at walmart?
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LOL OPERATIONS
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wesrman
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Full House
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Or this guy, who it has been proven sucks dick for meth.
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lol, okay this guy looks like hes 14, at most. are you serious he sucks dick for meth? |
He's ~20-21 in that picture I believe. Also, the sucking dick for meth thing comes from multiple fairly reliable sources who were around when it happened.
I've seriously gotta get the fuck out of here. |
i think you really do need to get out of there if you know people who suck dick for meth. west coast yo! |
Ya cuz no one on the west coast does meth...ldo.
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