|
wufwugy
|
08-12-2008, 11:48 PM
Post subject: stupid quotes/things people say
|
#1 (permalink)
|
|
4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: May 2006
Posts: 1,660
|
|
i should have started this thread a few month back because then id have a million of the worst since i was around my brother more and he says the stupidest shit anybody has ever heard. a few of what i can remember
"if you read the bible more you will lose weight"
"the facts dont matter, what you believe does"
"if you tell somebody 'dont do something' youre teaching them to do that something since youre instilling in their brains an image of doing that something"
"there can be no energy crisis because energy is unlimited"
him: "...and then we go to heaven"
me: "yea with all the mormons"
him: "hey mormon girls are hot, at least the ones i know. and they want to make lots of babies. sounds like fun"
|
|
|
Play for FREE and practice your game at...
Join the FTR Poker Forum to disable these banners and start posting!
|
|
bigred
|
|
PROFESSIONAL TROLL
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Nest of Douchebags
Posts: 2,184
|
|
"hi, i'm wufwugy"
|
|
LOL OPERATIONS
|
|
wufwugy
|
|
4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: May 2006
Posts: 1,660
|
|
try harder next time plz
|
|
|
|
a500lbgorilla
|
|
JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: This room is a good place to be
Posts: 8,379
|
|
"hi, I'm wufwugy"
|
Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
|
|
wufwugy
|
|
4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: May 2006
Posts: 1,660
|
|
the correct thing to say was
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by wufwugy
try harder next time plz
|
you lose i win gg
|
|
|
|
bigred
|
|
PROFESSIONAL TROLL
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Nest of Douchebags
Posts: 2,184
|
|
"hi, i'm wufwugy"
|
|
LOL OPERATIONS
|
|
kmind
|
|
Straight Flush
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Not Giving In
Posts: 4,240
|
|
"hi, i'm wufwugy"
|
|
|
|
givememyleg
|
|
WHO YA GONNA CALL?!??
Administrator
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: ISHPERMING MISHIGEN
Posts: 5,042
|
|
"hi, i'm wugwufy"
|
Get your own badge! Click profile at the top and FTR Badge from the left nav.
"The Dragon in My Garage" by Carl Sagan
I say onto you, I've felt the dragon! I felt the touch of his tail, the breath of his fire, and I know without a shadow of a doubt that the dragon exists!
|
|
ProZachNation
|
|
Full House
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Over there!
Posts: 801
|
|
"hi, i am wugwufy's complete lack of surprise."
|
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by mrhappy333
I didn't think its Bold to bang some chick with my bro. but i guess so... thats +EV in my book.
|
|
|
ProZachNation
|
|
Full House
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Over there!
Posts: 801
|
|
"hi, i am wugwufy's inflamed sense of rejection"
|
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by mrhappy333
I didn't think its Bold to bang some chick with my bro. but i guess so... thats +EV in my book.
|
|
|
spoonitnow
|
|
Straight Flush
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: IRC Chat Room
Posts: 5,406
|
|
So I made a bet with dwarfman...
|
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
|
|
|
mrhappy333
|
|
Full House
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Hartford, CT
Posts: 1,078
|
|
my thoughts and prayers are with you wufugy
|
|
3 3 3 I'm only half evil.
|
|
bigred
|
|
PROFESSIONAL TROLL
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Nest of Douchebags
Posts: 2,184
|
|
"hi, i'm mr happy"
|
|
LOL OPERATIONS
|
|
LuckySlevin
|
|
Full House
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Live Poker Room
Posts: 1,050
|
|
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by spoonitnow
So I made a bet with dwarfman...
|
|
|
|
|
wufwugy
|
|
4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: May 2006
Posts: 1,660
|
|
hi im wufwugy
omg did you see what i did there wtfpwnd ducy amirong
|
|
|
|
spoonitnow
|
|
Straight Flush
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: IRC Chat Room
Posts: 5,406
|
|
So I sent dwarfman $100...
|
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
|
|
|
Miffed22001
|
|
Straight Flush
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Marry Me Cheryl!!!
Posts: 8,181
|
|
I won 2 bad beat jackpots...
|
|
|
|
spoonitnow
|
|
Straight Flush
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: IRC Chat Room
Posts: 5,406
|
|
Anyone want to buy an xbox 360
|
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
|
|
|
pankfish
|
|
Flush
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: On Tony Romo's nuts
Posts: 385
|
|
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by kmind
"hi, i'm wufwugy"
|
|
|
<Staxalax> I want everyone to put my quote in their sigs
|
|
JKDS
|
|
Full House
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Chandler, AZ
Posts: 1,024
|
|
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by pankfish
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by kmind
"hi, i'm wufwugy"
|
|
this
^^this
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by OngBonga
But no, jkds is lolvillager and anyone who wants to string him up is sighbad.
|
|
English
Deutsch
Español
Français
Italiano
Nederlands
Pусский
Svenska
05-26-2012, 03:08 PM Australia Legalized Online Poker coming up in next 6 to 12 Months
Linear Mode
