Originally Posted by gabe

tell a story about me so i can know if its true or false

Originally Posted by Lukie

I did a bunch of stuff today. Went up to the pool, had some sushi, shot some hoops, worked out, ate at my dads, yadayadayada. I'm chilling on the computer a few hours ago and I decide to finally take a shower. *puts on flame retardant suit*

I havn't shaved my chest or stomach in a while so I figure what the hell, let's kill 2 birds with one stone. I get about half my chest shaved and my goddamn shaving cream runs out. Nothing left. Nada. Zip. None. Zero. Nucho.

So I look around, and see a couple bottles of axe shower gel and a bottle of head and shoulders. First I try the axe for a while, and after like 20 minutes of trying to shave, I realize it's largely ineffective. So I use the shampoo as my shaving cream. It worked a little better, and another half an hour or so later, I get out of the shower lookin spiffy. I towel off, put on a pair of boxer briefs, got a bottle of water, came over to FTR and made this thread.

Originally Posted by Xianti

Lukie, you left out the part about using your detachable shower head when taking a shower to spray your ass clean, but then leaving the hard and fast jet stream of hot water on your asshole five minutes longer than you really need.

Originally Posted by Lukie

I get out of the shower lookin spiffy. I towel off, put on a pair of boxer briefs, got a bottle of water, came over to FTR and made this thread.

True or False?

Originally Posted by Xianti

Lukkake gets hygiene and grooming tips from Queer Eye For the Queer Guy.

True or False?

Originally Posted by Xianti

Lukie, you left out the part about using your detachable shower head when taking a shower to spray your ass clean, but then leaving the hard and fast jet stream of hot water on your asshole five minutes longer than you really need.

Originally Posted by Greedo017

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make sure you also check out the "customers also bought", i'm sure you'll want all of those too if you don't already have them.

Originally Posted by bigred

Two harsh burns from the xman.

This thread is not going the way you planned....true or false.

Originally Posted by Lukie

I told somebody i was going to make the gayest thread on FTR. Can't back down.

False.

Originally Posted by Xianti

Lukkake gets hygiene and grooming tips from Queer Eye For the Queer Guy.

True or False?

Originally Posted by Xianti

Lukie, you left out the part about using your detachable shower head when taking a shower to spray your ass clean, but then leaving the hard and fast jet stream of hot water on your asshole five minutes longer than you really need.

Originally Posted by Warpe

Make friends, not enemas.

Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla

lol false

boost doesnt share his rocks

Originally Posted by Lukie

He leads me out by the pool. He waves his man-wand around a bit (I'm so tired i don't know wtf is going on). Long story short, we start doing some crazy shit, we laugh it up a bit, and after a while (and apparantly almost jumping into the pool), he congratulated me for my first time doing it with a black man.

We laughed about it the next day but never told the others. This will be their first time finding out.

True or True?

Originally Posted by PO$$E$$ED

Originally Posted by Warpe

So I'm working the midnight shift as a weather observer at a remote weather station in the Arctic when it comes time to read the thermometers. It's the dead of winter, 24 hours of darkness, -40-ish.

I put on my parka and boots, go outside and walk through the snow to the Stephenson screen (a ventilated box that houses the thermometers) to take my readings. Once I'm finished, I close up the screen and turn back down the path towards the door of the building I just came out of. Except now I see that there's a full grown Arctic wolf standing in front of it.

I turn my head...and see another wolf...and another one...I turn a bit more...there's another...and another...I do a 360...another...and another...I'm surrounded by a pack of Arctic wolves!

The only thing I can think of is that I need to get back into the building, pronto. So I look at the wolf standing in front of the door, swallow hard, then take a run at him as fast as I can, yelling at the the top of my lungs.

But he doesn't move. He just looks at me. I'm getting closer and closer and still he's not moving, until...when I'm only a few feet away from him...he calmly backs up a couple of steps, just enough to let me by.

I get to the door, now with my back turned to him, and feel the hair on the back of neck standing straight up as I scramble to get inside and close the door behind me.

I didn't go outside again until the day shift showed up.

T/F?

Originally Posted by EricE

What movie is that from?

Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla

At a .5/1 50 buyin home game nearby run and raked by some jerk i knew in HS this scenario came up:

I convince the table to let me live straddle and tell anyone that if anyone raises I'm going all in. A guy no one likes from my graduating class who's really nitty minraises and it gets back to me and i say "Im gonna look at one and push if its pretty" he demands I do as I say and push. I look at his stack and he's only got like 20 behind so I say "k, im all in" He tables QQ and I dont turn my hand up. He demands I show my hand but I plan on squeezing after the river.

I say "Im gonna table it on the flop." Flop comes down Qd Td x. And I say "I muck" and toss the hand to dealer who turns them over showing KJ, i of course turn a 9 as the "floor" decides that I cant muck on the flop and that tossing my hand to the dealer was for her to expose it and deal out the river, just as I claimed I was doing. "I said I might aswell muck" as I take in a 90 pot when it turns out I had also missread his stack by about 25 bucks.

T/F?