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Old 07-29-2008, 05:11 AM #351 (permalink)  
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excellent lock, mod fellows!

Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
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Old 07-29-2008, 07:40 AM #352 (permalink)  
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Retards.


Dear Mister XXXianti,

I advise you against locking this thread, as said "retards" will just start bumping other threads. Here is an analogy for the function of this thread.

bumping old threads: shooting heroin in the street
bumping this thread: getting methadone from a government-sanctioned clinic

Would you rather have the thread-bumping addicts get their fix by bumping just this one thread, or would you rather have them feed their addiction bumping other threads? Keep the methadone clinic open man.

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Old 07-29-2008, 07:30 PM #353 (permalink)  
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Old 07-29-2008, 07:31 PM #354 (permalink)  
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Fuckin Eh Warpe.

Power to the people...lol.
 
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Old 07-29-2008, 07:31 PM #355 (permalink)  
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first "post unlocked" bump
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Old 07-29-2008, 07:31 PM #356 (permalink)  
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fist "post unlocked" bump
FAIL.
 
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Old 07-29-2008, 08:05 PM #357 (permalink)  
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Old 07-30-2008, 12:45 AM #358 (permalink)  
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http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...ux-t74082.html

I am very confused......
 
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Old 07-30-2008, 01:35 PM #359 (permalink)  
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http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/forum/stop-bumping-old-threads-part-deaux-t74082.html

I am very confused......
That is just Warpe totally abusing his Mod powers and ruining what would have been one of the most EPIC threads in FTR history.

Don't worry, I have already reported him to Xianti and am expecting that he will be banned very shortly.
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Old 07-30-2008, 02:00 PM #360 (permalink)  
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http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/forum/stop-bumping-old-threads-part-deaux-t74082.html

I am very confused......
Original thread was locked .
Part deux was created in protest.
Original thread was unlocked.
We win.
The end.
 
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Old 07-30-2008, 03:58 PM #361 (permalink)  
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Original thread was locked .
Part deux was created in protest.
Original thread was unlocked.
We win.
The end.
That's some straight up che guevara shit right there...
 
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Old 07-30-2008, 04:48 PM #362 (permalink)  
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Now let us just walk away from this thread for a few months... just let it go guys come on... follow me... away....
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Old 08-24-2008, 07:09 PM #363 (permalink)  
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Bumpers.
 
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Old 08-24-2008, 07:15 PM #364 (permalink)  
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Old 08-25-2008, 01:02 AM #365 (permalink)  
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Xianti's thread of randomness?
3 3 3 I'm only half evil.
 
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Old 09-04-2008, 10:55 PM #367 (permalink)  
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Old 09-05-2008, 01:00 AM #368 (permalink)  
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Old 09-05-2008, 01:03 AM #369 (permalink)  
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Old 09-05-2008, 01:09 AM #370 (permalink)  
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Please dont lock this thread. It brings so much joy.
 
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Old 09-05-2008, 01:56 AM #371 (permalink)  
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Please dont lock this thread. It brings so much joy.
I agree 115%
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Old 09-05-2008, 01:59 AM #372 (permalink)  
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i don't get the reasoning behind locking this?
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Old 09-05-2008, 02:37 PM #373 (permalink)  
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i don't get the reasoning behind locking this?
I think Xianti hates us.
 
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Old 09-05-2008, 07:49 PM #374 (permalink)  
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terrible idea.
Then people would bump alot more other old threads.

This one is a Classic now.
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Old 09-05-2008, 08:09 PM #375 (permalink)  
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guys 10 day bumps of this are ridiculous

keep it at atleast 2 weeks
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Old 09-05-2008, 10:19 PM #376 (permalink)  
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guys 10 day bumps of this are ridiculous

keep it at atleast 2 weeks
I just did it cuz i just found that pic.

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i don't get the reasoning behind locking this?
I dont see why this is such a big deal either. We're not posting anything against the rules. Its just a joke thread that pops up twice a month to give us a laugh.

Why ruin the fun???
 
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Old 09-05-2008, 11:11 PM #377 (permalink)  
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Old 09-06-2008, 03:31 AM #378 (permalink)  
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I was kidding.
i call ur bluff
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Old 09-06-2008, 03:40 AM #379 (permalink)  
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I was kidding.
i call ur bluff
for meta
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Rule # 1: don't ask questions

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I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
 
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Old 09-30-2008, 08:20 AM #380 (permalink)  
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25 days enough for a bump?
The older I get, the more I start wondering; Just what in the hell is going on here?
 
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Old 09-30-2008, 08:30 AM #381 (permalink)  
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well you probably had to get it in before Oct. 1st so yea
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Old 09-30-2008, 02:55 PM #382 (permalink)  
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damnit to hell. I was going to bump this at midnight tonight.

I hate you Ragnar
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Old 09-30-2008, 03:18 PM #383 (permalink)  
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25 days enough for a bump?
<<<<<< still THE KING @ 32 days

 
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Old 09-30-2008, 04:34 PM #384 (permalink)  
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well you probably had to get it in before Oct. 1st so yea
Easy, Bump Police.

Theres no rules to bumping threads.
 
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Old 09-30-2008, 08:03 PM #385 (permalink)  
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re-read what I say dooood
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Old 09-30-2008, 08:05 PM #386 (permalink)  
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re-read what I say dooood
I know, im just fuckin with ya cuz you're the enemy now..lol.

MODS suck. :P
 
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Old 09-30-2008, 08:07 PM #387 (permalink)  
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Old 10-29-2008, 02:52 AM #388 (permalink)  
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Old 10-29-2008, 05:34 AM #389 (permalink)  
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Old 10-29-2008, 05:58 AM #390 (permalink)  
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Good Show Old Man! Good Show!
The older I get, the more I start wondering; Just what in the hell is going on here?
 
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Old 10-29-2008, 06:09 AM #391 (permalink)  
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I've been a part of many different forums and they all had different themes.

wesrman easily produces the best posts out of all of the thousands of member posts I have ever read.


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Old 10-29-2008, 05:59 PM #392 (permalink)  
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wesrman easily produces the best posts out of all of the thousands of member posts I have ever read.
LOL.
 
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Old 10-29-2008, 08:30 PM #393 (permalink)  
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Old 10-30-2008, 12:01 AM #394 (permalink)  
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damn...i was gonna bump it tonight! waaaaaaaaaaaaaa
 
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Old 11-25-2008, 04:28 PM #395 (permalink)  
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bumpenheimer.
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Old 11-25-2008, 04:48 PM #396 (permalink)  
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Old 11-25-2008, 05:07 PM #397 (permalink)  
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bumpenheimer.
Nice bump Will.
 
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Old 11-25-2008, 05:11 PM #398 (permalink)  
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Old 11-25-2008, 05:23 PM #399 (permalink)  
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beautiful bumpage....
 
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Old 11-25-2008, 05:32 PM #400 (permalink)  
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bump inspired by X's recent commune thread? because i had the same fleeting though!

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You mean the revolver, sir?
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