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Lukie
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4-of-a-Kind
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Location: back with a vengeance
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$100 this thread ends in a lock.
Any takers, outside of FTR admins/mods?
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midas06
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4-of-a-Kind
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Lukie go to page 3 of the recycle bin and look for the thread entitled "The happiest post in the history of FTR" or something
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Lukie
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4-of-a-Kind
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Location: back with a vengeance
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lol
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PO$$E$$ED
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Flush
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: SITTING ON 'RILLA'S FINGER
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I'm so shitty off Crown right now
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Bmxicle
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Full House
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Vancouver
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BANNED
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bode
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Straight Flush
Join Date: May 2006
Location: slow motion
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BUMP
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eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
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spoonitnow
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Straight Flush
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Location: IRC Chat Room
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Originally Posted by bigred
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Originally Posted by rippytyde
spot me 6.50 for a turbo?
(rilla forced me to make this account pls don't ban me  ) |
Didn't even do it right, it's "float me a few bones" |
I bet Triptanes $5 that within 2 minutes of talking to said person on AIM they would ask me to slide them a few bones.
I won in 38 seconds (by timestamp in AIM from the first thing he said until when he asked for money).
The $5 was sent on Pokerstars, and was used to play a $4.40 since I didn't really have any other money on there and just said fuck it.
I made my first FT in that $4.40
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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jyms
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Tilting Mod
Join Date: Feb 2006
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I wanted everyone to see my new avatar.
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Warpe
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Moderator
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Canuckistan
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August bump
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Miffed22001
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Straight Flush
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Marry Me Cheryl!!!
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good bump
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Warpe
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Moderator
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Canuckistan
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Originally Posted by Miffed22001
good bump
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how 'bout this one?
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bode
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Straight Flush
Join Date: May 2006
Location: slow motion
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quality bump
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eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
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GatorJH
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4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: HotLanta
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I think someone had a reminder in their calendar to bumb this is September!!!!
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Poker is easy, it's winning at poker that's hard.
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Ash256
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4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: UK
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I love you all.
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saxdaddy
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"Caution: Cape does not enable user to fly."
-Batman costume warning label
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chardrian
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I rarely,if ever, get pms
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Originally Posted by Xianti
If you do anything that effectively prevents our many dial-up users from being able to read threads, you are causing problems.
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Who the hell uses dial-up?
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mrhappy333
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Full House
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Hartford, CT
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Originally Posted by chardrian
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Originally Posted by Xianti
If you do anything that effectively prevents our many dial-up users from being able to read threads, you are causing problems.
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Who the hell uses dial-up? |
i just got DSL yesterday.
woooooooooooooooooooohhhooooooooooooooooooo....
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3 3 3 I'm only half evil.
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bode
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Straight Flush
Join Date: May 2006
Location: slow motion
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BUMP
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eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
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AAnalTTorture
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BUMP BEFORE I GET BANNED
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bode
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Straight Flush
Join Date: May 2006
Location: slow motion
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not quick enough PO$$E$$ED!!!!
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHa
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eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
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sandstorm
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Flush
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Sweden
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bupm
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>3
this is my favourite part of the post
it looks like angry boobs
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bigred
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PROFESSIONAL TROLL
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Nest of Douchebags
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WOOKIE ARMOR!!!!
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LOL OPERATIONS
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Warpe
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Moderator
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Location: Canuckistan
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The bag's from the liquor mart, obv.
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bode
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Straight Flush
Join Date: May 2006
Location: slow motion
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Super Stealth NINJA-BUMP
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eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
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LeFou
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4-of-a-Kind
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Location: Dallas, TX
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Time to give someone else a chance, bode.
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bode
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Straight Flush
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sorry, i cant resist. i did a search for "tribal wars" threads, and this one came up.
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mrhappy333
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Full House
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Hartford, CT
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This bupm is for Xianti, he's felling a little unloved.<hug>
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3 3 3 I'm only half evil.
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Lukie
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4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: back with a vengeance
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bod-ist, I've wanted to tell you this for a long time but finally found a good spot to do it.
Your sig cracks me up every time I read it. EVERY time. (I read the essay a few hundred times before you put it in your sig so I knew exactly where it came from).
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mrhappy333
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Full House
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Hartford, CT
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can u post the essay?
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3 3 3 I'm only half evil.
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Lukie
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4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: back with a vengeance
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http://www.gorillamask.net/essay.shtml
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swiggidy
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4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Waiting in the shadows ...
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MARCO
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(\__/)
(='.'=)
(")_(")
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bigred
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PROFESSIONAL TROLL
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Nest of Douchebags
Posts: 2,184
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bump
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LOL OPERATIONS
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bode
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Straight Flush
Join Date: May 2006
Location: slow motion
Posts: 4,270
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Originally Posted by Lukie
bod-ist, I've wanted to tell you this for a long time but finally found a good spot to do it.
Your sig cracks me up every time I read it. EVERY time. (I read the essay a few hundred times before you put it in your sig so I knew exactly where it came from).
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sorry never saw this. that essay gets me in trouble at work every time i read it. it doesnt matter how many times i read it, i laugh uncontrollably. i litterally do lol.
when i read the first line of your post, i thought you were either going to flame me for something or ask me to make out.
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bigred
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PROFESSIONAL TROLL
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Nest of Douchebags
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bode-ist would you like to make out?
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LOL OPERATIONS
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jyms
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Tilting Mod
Join Date: Feb 2006
Posts: 4,836
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Standard ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
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bigred
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PROFESSIONAL TROLL
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Nest of Douchebags
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How on earth did he get a 61?
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LOL OPERATIONS
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jyms
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Tilting Mod
Join Date: Feb 2006
Posts: 4,836
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The kindness he was shown at the end made the city itself blessed. Which is the gayest ending ever. The greeks invented anal lube. That's my conclusion.
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LOL
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Lukie
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4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: back with a vengeance
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Originally Posted by Trainer_jyms
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The kindness he was shown at the end made the city itself blessed. Which is the gayest ending ever. The greeks invented anal lube. That's my conclusion.
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LOL |
Not once have I ever read that damn thing and not laughed at that.
like, REALLY laughed...
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bode
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Straight Flush
Join Date: May 2006
Location: slow motion
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The Greeks contributed many things to our culture, such as olives, gyros, Leny Kravitz, anal sex, and Oedipus.
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this is one of my favorite parts. overall, this is just pure comedy gold.
and he deserves the 61%. it is far too funny to get an F.
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Lukie
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4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: back with a vengeance
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Originally Posted by Bode-ist
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The Greeks contributed many things to our culture, such as olives, gyros, Leny Kravitz, anal sex, and Oedipus.
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this is one of my favorite parts. overall, this is just pure comedy gold.
and he deserves a 100%. it is far too funny to get anything but an A+++. |
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Toad13
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: L5 Atl, Ga
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Just saw this thread. We need to have a contest to see who can bump the most old threads. They need to be at least 3 weeks old, all so need a time frame like one hour. Who is all-in
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mrhappy333
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Full House
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Hartford, CT
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er, ummm, then you might get banned..And Xianti will make sure every poker site you play on is rigged, and you get 2 outered all the time..
this would be -EV
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3 3 3 I'm only half evil.
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Toad13
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: L5 Atl, Ga
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Originally Posted by mrhappy333
er, ummm, then you might get banned..And Xianti will make sure every poker site you play on is rigged, and you get 2 outered all the time..
this would be -EV
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I all ready have all that, minus the banned
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PROFESSIONAL TROLL
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Nest of Douchebags
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Originally Posted by Toad13
Just saw this thread. We need to have a contest to see who can bump the most old threads. They need to be at least 3 weeks old, all so need a time frame like one hour. Who is all-in
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worst idea...ever
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LOL OPERATIONS
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Toad13
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: L5 Atl, Ga
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I know that is why everyone will like it
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UG
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Moderator
Join Date: Jan 2005
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whoever thought bigred would be the voice of reason one day!
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mrhappy333
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Full House
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Hartford, CT
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whoever thought bigred would be the voice of reason one day!
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lmao.
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3 3 3 I'm only half evil.
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bigred
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PROFESSIONAL TROLL
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Nest of Douchebags
Posts: 2,184
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Originally Posted by Ultimate George
whoever thought bigred would be the voice of reason one day!
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Or...I already bumped a thread, so my score is 1, everyone else 0, SO I WIN
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LOL OPERATIONS
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LeFou
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4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Dallas, TX
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bump
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pantherhound
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Flush
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Love me for a season
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I wanted to see the Bond movie but there's no point cluttering the commune with another thread so i thought I'd use this one. is it out yet? anyone going to see it?
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