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Old 11-11-2005, 04:06 AM     Post subject: Steak? #1 (permalink)  
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Hi I'm looking for someone to steak me. I'm thinking 12-16oz T-Bone, Medium Well Angus Steak. Make it however you want. I promise to eat it all and thank you in the end. If I fail to eat it all I can assure you that I will do the dishes. Thanks and good luck in the kitchen.
 
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Old 11-11-2005, 05:19 AM     Post subject: Re: Steak? #2 (permalink)  
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Hi I'm looking for someone to steak me. I'm thinking 12-16oz T-Bone, Medium Well Angus Steak. Make it however you want. I promise to eat it all and thank you in the end. If I fail to eat it all I can assure you that I will do the dishes. Thanks and good luck in the kitchen.
Here is the real question.....with or without steak sauce?
 
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Old 11-11-2005, 05:28 AM #3 (permalink)  
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Without. If it needs it, it has a problem. Oh it can be damn good with it. But damn incredible without it.
 
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Old 11-11-2005, 05:29 AM #4 (permalink)  
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Without. If it needs it, it has a problem. Oh it can be damn good with it. But damn incredible without it.
ok, you pass the test.
 
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Old 11-11-2005, 06:54 AM #5 (permalink)  
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A1 bold and spicy makes the best steaks even better.
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Old 11-11-2005, 07:14 AM #6 (permalink)  
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A1 bold and spicy makes the best steaks even better.
no way, I think ekillian pretty much summed it up.
 
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Old 11-11-2005, 07:21 AM #7 (permalink)  
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Sorry, but you're all pussies and you're all wrong. A great steak is ruined the moment you apply heat to it.
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Old 11-11-2005, 03:50 PM #8 (permalink)  
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a great steak is blue, the blood still dribbles out
mmmmmhhhhhmmmm
iwonder if humph knows how to do a good blue steak? :P
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Old 11-12-2005, 12:20 AM #9 (permalink)  

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A great steak should be so rare that a skilled veterinarian can bring it back to life.
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Old 11-12-2005, 01:01 AM #10 (permalink)  
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Ovation's in the lead so far
Oh and if you're going to put A1 on a T-bone you might as well coat it in chocolate. And it might as well be cardboard, not a T bone.
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Old 11-12-2005, 01:07 AM #11 (permalink)  
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Ovation's in the lead so far
Oh and if you're going to put A1 on a T-bone you might as well coat it in chocolate. And it might as well be cardboard, not a T bone.
mmmmm.... Chocolate covered steak.... I think you are on to something here.

It should be the crunchy chocolate they dip ice cream cones in.
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Old 11-12-2005, 01:19 AM #12 (permalink)  
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A great steak should be so rare that a skilled veterinarian can bring it back to life.
medium or medium-rare myself
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Old 11-12-2005, 11:09 AM #13 (permalink)  
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A great steak should be so rare that a skilled veterinarian can bring it back to life.
medium or medium-rare myself
Blue is best.........rare rare rare..........and lefou nailed it.
 
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Old 11-12-2005, 11:19 AM #14 (permalink)  
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a great steak is blue, the blood still dribbles out
mmmmmhhhhhmmmm
iwonder if humph knows how to do a good blue steak? :P
there is no "blood" in an uncooked steak.
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