standup comedy

[rpm]

also, Dylan Moran on mornings - YouTube

[kingnat]

Louis CK on raising kids from Hilarious.

Louis CK - Hilarious - Part 8 - Other People's Kids - YouTube

[rong]

Louis CK on raising kids from Hilarious.

Louis CK - Hilarious - Part 8 - Other People's Kids - YouTube

lol lol lol

[surviva316]

Greg giraldo and dmitri martin are probably the two that haven't been mentioned yet that I thought I'd mention. Just saw the latter and he did all original material that's all up to snuff.

Not sure if David mitchell's soapbox counts as standup, but I'm obviously gonna plug my man-crush every chance I get. I'd start with his rape and pillage one (don't feel like youtubing, sorry).

The two that are worth repeating for me are Dave chapelle and Louis ck. Good god they are two hilarious human beings.

[d0zer]

yeah dave chapelle & louis ck are godstatus comedians...

john oliver's standup show & jon dore's "funny as hell" have good taste in comics imo. Discovered a few solid acts from there:

Amy Schumer doing some gold comedy on Funny As Hell (episode 4) - YouTube

Funny As Hell - Anthony Jeselnik - YouTube

Hannival Buress - Abs - YouTube

[MadMojoMonkey]

This thread is killing my whole day.

[rong]

Can't believe I'd never listened to Louis CK before, dude is hilarious.

[d0zer]

Can't believe I'd never listened to Louis CK before, dude is hilarious.

He's the only dude at the top of the standup world who doesn't get shit on by other comics. Nothing but respect for Louis all around.

He's got a bunch of specials out now, they're all good. I envy you getting to see them all for the first time.

[MadMojoMonkey]

How is there no Eddie Izzard here?
Eddie Izzard Dress To Kill 1999 - YouTube

[Renton]

yeah eddie izzard circle is possibly g.o.a.t.

[rong]

Needs some Ricky Gervais too:

Ricky Gervais- Out of England 2 (2010) Part 1 - YouTube

Get to part two at least for the bit about fat people.

[bikes]

kentucky is a state.
kentucky is a state.
all the people there are dicks.
kentucky is a state.

[Sasquach991]

Daniel Tosh: Happy Thoughts - YouTube

[jyms]

Comedy channel is showing hte Louis CK internet special right now in Canada

[givememyleg]

SUCK A BAG OF DICKS! i'm seeing louis ck tomorrow, yal jelly?

[d0zer]

Bill burr confirmed hilarious.

[kmind]

Bill burr confirmed hilarious.

.

[givememyleg]

god damn louie's new material is amazing,can't wait until he releases a special of it.

[Xianti]

god damn louie's new material is amazing,can't wait until he releases a special of it.

Still not jealous.

[givememyleg]

lies!

[MadMojoMonkey]

Moshe Kasher: Live in Oakland
Tom Rhodes: Light, Sweet, Crude

[rpm]

jim has a new special. he seems to have become less dark/depressed and have a better thought-out routine. i'm surprised to say, i think he's got better for it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BonDIncf5m8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQikr6BPHL0

[givememyleg]

$5 comedy specials worth buying:

Louis CK, Live at the Beacon: https://buy.louisck.net/purchase/liv...beacon-theater
Bill Burr, You People Are All the Same: Merch | The Official Website of Bill BurrThe Official Website of Bill Burr
Joe Rogan, Live from the Tabernacle: Live From The Tabernacle | Joe Rogan

any others?

[d0zer]

Aziz Ansari - Dangerously Delicious

didn't even know about the bill burr special. will have to check that out as i have already mentioned, he is hilarious. I just rewatched joe rogan's last night. funnies, but I think I like his last one better. flying monkeys in space or w/e

[d0zer]

bill burr's latest special just barely edged out Louis' beacon show for #1 $5. Shit was funny

[kiwiMark]

$5 comedy specials worth buying:

Louis CK, Live at the Beacon: https://buy.louisck.net/purchase/liv...beacon-theater
Bill Burr, You People Are All the Same: Merch | The Official Website of Bill BurrThe Official Website of Bill Burr
Joe Rogan, Live from the Tabernacle: Live From The Tabernacle | Joe Rogan

any others?

Confirmed all of these were great.

The Aziz one is clearly a step below cos these three are awesome, but it's also easygame worth the $5.

[chemist]

Tim Vine king of the one-liners.

Conjunctivitis.com – that’s a site for sore eyes


runner up, Matt Kirshen:
I was playing chess with my friend and he said ‘Let’s make this more interesting’. So we stopped playing chess

[chemist]

Funny Comedian Peter Kay One-Liners

1) I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with ‘Guess’ on it. I said Thyroid problem?’

2) When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realised that The Lord doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me.

3) I’ve often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can’t get my wife to go swimming.

4) I was doing some decorating, so I got out my step-ladder. I don’t get on with my real ladder.

5) I went to a restaurant that serves ‘breakfast at any time’. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.

[Galapogos]

Funny Comedian Peter Kay One-Liners

1) I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with ‘Guess’ on it. I said Thyroid problem?’

He stole this one from Married with Children.

[NightGizmo]

5) I went to a restaurant that serves ‘breakfast at any time’. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.

Assuming his stand-up is after the movie "Swingers", he stole this line, too.

[Galapogos]

I can't believe I missed that one, Swingers is one of my favourite movies. I was so enraged over the Married with Children steal that I guess I stopped reading the list right there.

That'd be a good way to make a standup career though. Just pull stuff from old tv shows most have forgotten or pull from small movies that many haven't seen.

[kiwiMark]

Not standup comedy, but some of Doug Stanhope's internet-pedo-baits on baiting.org are pretty funny and worth a read through.


Doug Stanhope: Well at least you learned whats important. Now what do you say you fuck my 13 yr old ass!
wertPoo9: i would love to
wertPoo9: i just was wondering, how big are tyour tits for being 13?
Doug Stanhope: I need it like I need a hug and a father figure.

[Luco]

Not standup comedy, but some of Doug Stanhope's internet-pedo-baits on baiting.org are pretty funny and worth a read through.


Doug Stanhope: Well at least you learned whats important. Now what do you say you fuck my 13 yr old ass!
wertPoo9: i would love to
wertPoo9: i just was wondering, how big are tyour tits for being 13?
Doug Stanhope: I need it like I need a hug and a father figure.

Dude that stuff is old. Most of those made up kids would have kids of their own by now. But old forgotten websites is another subject that probably deserves it's own thread (the crap I used to visit back in 2000 thread...)

[boost]

blood ninja ftw?

[d0zer]

speaking of $5 specials, ari shaffir's "passive aggressive" is pretty f'n good too.

[Luco]

blood ninja ftw?

ftmfw boost, ftmfw.

Screw it, I'll make the thread and see where it goes. Put on your wizard hat and robe...

[kiwiMark]

Joe Rogan and Ari Shaffir are both rocking (separate) AMAs on reddit at the moment, although Mister Rogan is just leaving it to accumulate questions and then going to try to smash through as many as possible come the california evening.

Joe Rogan AMA

Ari Shaffir AMA

[kiwiMark]

patrice o'neal's elephant in the room is great

[d0zer]

al madrigal's "why is the rabbit crying" is pretty funny. Had never seen him off the daily show before, but his standup game is strong.

[kiwiMark]

hannibal buress's animal furnace is v solid

[PokerKing]

The two funniest comedians if you ask me

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDGoWNXq7hg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LlxYyoQ38Gk

[ImSavy]

Jack Dee's standup has never been anything special, but I'd watch it. Tbf when he started doing it, it probably was fantastic but as I'd seen lots of similar styles before I saw him even though they came after I had already seen it done.

Lead Balloon is one of the better things I've watched on tv though.

Sean Lock is >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> though. Probably my third favourite.

[NightGizmo]

hannibal buress's animal furnace is v solid

+1.

Also, I just discovered last night that I have a channel called "Logo", which airs old "Comedy Central Presents" episodes. I watched an old Todd Barry set last night, which was awesome.

[surviva316]

The two funniest comedians if you ask me

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDGoWNXq7hg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LlxYyoQ38Gk

Sean Lock's been one of my favorites on QI, but I've never bothered to check out his standup. Maybe I'll give her a try.

[surviva316]

+1.

Also, I just discovered last night that I have a channel called "Logo", which airs old "Comedy Central Presents" episodes. I watched an old Todd Barry set last night, which was awesome.

*Snickers immaturely under my breath*

[d0zer]

I get why todd barry never really got that much mainstream commercial success, but goddamnit if he isn't a funny motherfucker

[surviva316]

hannibal buress's animal furnace is v solid

Not to sound like someone out of 2006, but I just bought this on iTunes. Thanks for the recommendation.

[d0zer]

I'll just pretend that I'm being ironic as an excuse to say that I was into hannibal buress before it was cool!

apple juice > racism

[kiwiMark]

I didn't know it was cool. I rescind what I said about his special, I meant it used to be v solid.

[oskar]