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spoonitnow
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03-16-2008, 12:04 PM
Post subject: spoony on mariah carey
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Straight Flush
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(8:00:47 AM) spoonitnow: you know
(8:00:51 AM) spoonitnow: mariah carey is one crazy bitch
(8:00:57 AM) spoonitnow: but i'd tear her a new pussy tbh
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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spoonitnow
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imo
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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wesrman
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Shes FAT, imo.
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kmind
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Originally Posted by wesrman
Shes PHAT, imo.
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With Spoon on this one
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wesrman
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If your talkin how she looked in the 90s, then ya Phat.
If you mean now, then no Fat.
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kmind
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Haven't seen her recently fwiw...
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UG
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I'd put it in her pooper
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Originally Posted by UG
I'd put it in her pooper
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awesome.
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Hawk
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Originally Posted by UG
I'd put it in her pooper
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wesrman
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Originally Posted by Hawkfan79
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Originally Posted by UG
I'd put it in her pooper
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I lol'd hard.
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spoonitnow
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Originally Posted by wesrman
Shes FAT, imo.
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You're fucking crazy too.
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ProZachNation
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look how hard that guy is kicking in the brown door, both feet off the ground.
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Originally Posted by mrhappy333
I didn't think its Bold to bang some chick with my bro. but i guess so... thats +EV in my book.
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wesrman
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Originally Posted by spoonitnow
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Originally Posted by wesrman
Shes FAT, imo.
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You're fucking crazy too. |
Hey if u like fatties, more power to ya.
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Hawk
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That IS a horrid picture
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swiggidy
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so that's not internet hot or movie hot, but wtf, you can't tell me you woulndt' hit that
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(\__/)
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Pythonic
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Flush
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She's looking old and nasty.
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Never bet on a white man in the heavyweight division!
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bigspenda73
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that's not fat at all
I would have hit it back in the day before all the batshit crazyness happened
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Id def mash the photoshop/90's mariah, but shes kinda scary lookin now.
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spoonitnow
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I'd make her keep a dress or something on to hold everything together but wtf I'd fuck the shit out of her and steal some shit on the way out
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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UG
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it's funny how picky people are about girls when they're on the internet
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bigred
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i'd hit it
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LOL OPERATIONS
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bigspenda73
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http://www.wallpapergate.com/data/me..._Carey_036.jpg
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UG
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Originally Posted by bigspenda73
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that's what I'm saying
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Jack Sawyer
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Jack disapproves
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My dream... is to fly... over the rainbow... so high...
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VHS is like a book and a book is like a stack of kindles.
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Hey, I'm in a movie!
http://youtu.be/lGdnIrRKDTI
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bigspenda73
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wth did my picture go?
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wesrman
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Originally Posted by bigspenda73
wth did my picture go?
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Was never there are far as i can tell.
At least i could never see it.
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bigspenda73
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Straight Flush
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well I edited it, whatever, it's a link now
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swiggidy
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Originally Posted by bigspenda73
well I edited it, whatever, it's a link now
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So I finally saw 300 last night and I realized you are now gerald butler with a huge pointy beard.
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bigspenda73
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so you were watching half-naked men running around and thinking of me? that's sweet hun.
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salsa4ever
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sure, i'd hit it. why not?
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Originally Posted by bigred
Would you bone your cousins? Salsa would.
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Originally Posted by salsa4ever
well courtie, since we're both clear, would you accept an invitation for some unprotected sex?
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bigspenda73
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Originally Posted by salsa4ever
why not?
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she's not your cousin?
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wesrman
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Originally Posted by bigspenda73
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Originally Posted by salsa4ever
why not?
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she's not your cousin? |
Fuck, u got there before i did.
Nh sir.
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swiggidy
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Originally Posted by bigspenda73
so you were watching half-naked men running around and thinking of me? that's sweet hun.
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THIS. IS. SPENDA!!!!!!
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Mariah is a babe, seriously whoever posted the one uggo pic you can get an uggo pic of just about anyone on a really really bad day.
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Pythonic
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Flush
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Mariah used to be a babe. She is about as worthy as a street whore these days. Also, once she went black she aint ever goin back.
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Originally Posted by Jimmy Mac
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LOL @ Widescreen
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My dream... is to fly... over the rainbow... so high...
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VHS is like a book and a book is like a stack of kindles.
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Hey, I'm in a movie!
http://youtu.be/lGdnIrRKDTI
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frosst
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have you guys seen the new vid. to me she's back to hawt status....like she was when honey came out
touch my body
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id just shove my cock in her mouth so she didnt talk crap
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since when did people on the internet have such high fucking standards
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Shit! That pic right there is still good by everyday average woman standards. Seriously, I'm not sure if most of you guys are still too young and used to the Myspace bootie bitch teens and their webcam videos, but wait til you get married and your wife spits out a couple puppies. And then see where your standards are.
I would tag Mariah with brutal aggression right there in that pic.
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jyms
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Agreed fyrfytr
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