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Old 04-02-2010, 02:52 AM     Post subject: Spoonitnow & I #1 (permalink)  
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Are having a baby!

I'm super excited, and just wanted to let everyone know <3


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Old 04-02-2010, 03:03 AM #2 (permalink)  
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Congrats!!!
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Old 04-02-2010, 03:08 AM #3 (permalink)  
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Uh oh....little Spoon's running around? This should be interesting.

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Old 04-02-2010, 03:12 AM #4 (permalink)  
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Old 04-02-2010, 03:13 AM #5 (permalink)  
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Congrats.

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Old 04-02-2010, 03:31 AM #6 (permalink)  
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jesus christ

edit: I mean congrats
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April Fools?



lol, congrats guys


 
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Old 04-02-2010, 04:26 AM #8 (permalink)  
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jesus christ

edit: I mean congrats
lmfao this

Also chelle's new avatar is hawt.
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Old 04-02-2010, 04:43 AM #9 (permalink)  
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lmfao this

also chelle's new avatar is hawt.
Soo...

MILF?
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Old 04-02-2010, 05:03 AM #10 (permalink)  
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April Fools?



lol, congrats guys
This was my first thought. I don't believe anything I read today.
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Old 04-02-2010, 05:19 AM #11 (permalink)  
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april fools.


spoon and i don't plan on having children.


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Old 04-02-2010, 05:28 AM #12 (permalink)  
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Old 04-02-2010, 05:36 AM #13 (permalink)  
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[23:44] <+kingnat> like you and spoon ever have vagina sex...
[23:44] <+Chelle> we have it all the time
[23:45] <+kingnat> chelle the place where the poop comes out isn't your vagine
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Old 04-02-2010, 06:19 AM #14 (permalink)  
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little late for april fools, which was april 1st.
"Once we reach a certain level of mastery, we see there are higher levels and challenges. If we are disciplined and patient, we proceed. At each higher level, new pleasures and insights await us--ones not even suspected when we started out. We can take this as far as we want--in any human activity there is always a higher level to which we can aspire."

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Old 04-02-2010, 06:44 AM #15 (permalink)  
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Soo...

MILF?
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I'd hit it lol
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Old 04-02-2010, 07:34 AM #16 (permalink)  
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spoon is gay lollololo its true!!!!
LOL OPERATIONS
 
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Old 04-02-2010, 07:40 AM #17 (permalink)  
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Congrats on the soulless ginger baby!


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Why are the werewolves more important than living life?!

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Are you on the forums doing the werewolves again?

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Old 04-02-2010, 10:17 AM #18 (permalink)  
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Congrats on the soulless ginger baby!
You're not GOD! You don't know who has a soul and who doesn't!

Also, my god I <3 Kingnat! That's pretty damn hilarious.
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Old 04-02-2010, 02:29 PM #19 (permalink)  
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[23:44] <+kingnat> like you and spoon ever have vagina sex...
[23:44] <+Chelle> we have it all the time
[23:45] <+kingnat> chelle the place where the poop comes out isn't your vagine
wait, please explain. what have i been doing wrong?
LOL OPERATIONS
 
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Old 04-02-2010, 06:51 PM #20 (permalink)  
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Old 04-03-2010, 09:15 PM #21 (permalink)  
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which one of you and Spoon are having the baby?

Srsly though that's awesome!!!
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Old 04-04-2010, 12:34 AM #22 (permalink)  
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Everyone is all omg you're having a baby now, and I have to be like no, no im not. april fools joke gone bad.


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Old 04-04-2010, 12:46 AM #23 (permalink)  
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so, which Chelle is NOT having the baby?
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Old 04-04-2010, 01:07 AM #24 (permalink)  
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Lol. We're all not-pregnant.

Spoon and I don't plan on having children, ever.


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Old 04-04-2010, 01:09 AM #25 (permalink)  
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Wait, so who's pregnant again?

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Old 04-04-2010, 01:11 AM #26 (permalink)  
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Lol. We're all not-pregnant.

Spoon and I don't plan on having children, ever.
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Old 04-04-2010, 01:58 AM #27 (permalink)  
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so, which Chelle is NOT having the baby?
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Old 04-05-2010, 05:10 PM #28 (permalink)  
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spoonitnow...... you are...... NOT the father.

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