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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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fat-b
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fat-b ur a hater
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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fat-b
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i luf u. how many hands for vpps? please calculate for me. onetime
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Stacks
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Originally Posted by XxStacksxX
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imo
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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d0zer
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What's there to moderate in the blogs forum?
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fat-b
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Originally Posted by XxStacksxX
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ok one thumb up for u !
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spoonitnow
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Originally Posted by d0zer
What's there to moderate in the blogs forum?
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Spammers, people with lame blogs, people posting stuff in blogs forum that should be in other forums, tons of stuff ldo.
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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will641
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posting in this thread is a waste of space on the world wide web.
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Cash Rules Everything Around Me.
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d0zer
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Originally Posted by d0zer
What's there to moderate in the blogs forum?
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people with lame blogs |
Since I don't want mine removed I'm gunna have to vote against yah man, sorry...
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spoonitnow
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Originally Posted by spoonitnow
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Originally Posted by d0zer
What's there to moderate in the blogs forum?
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people with lame blogs |
Since I don't want mine removed I'm gunna have to vote against yah man, sorry... |
lol
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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spoonitnow
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I'd also encourage lots of post whoring so that they could use the wordpress blogs instead of using a post.
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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Hey Spoon
Check out the new Omaha mod
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Ragnar4
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But if you're a mod, who will moderate you?
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The older I get, the more I start wondering; Just what in the hell is going on here? 
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spoonitnow
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Originally Posted by bigspenda73
Hey Spoon
Check out the new Omaha mod
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Yeah I saw that, and I think it was just bait to get you to post again.
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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Originally Posted by will641
posting in this thread is a waste of space on the world wide web.
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wow, talk about irony.
Surprisingly, even to myself, I think spoon wouldn't be a bad mod, though I doubt that this is a democracy.
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Hey knucklehead! Bonk!
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ProZachNation
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Full House
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pretty sure the only way to become a mod is to not want to be a mod, and the act of indifference towards mod ship makes you eligible.
Or you can be a girl and take pictures of yourself in a thong.
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Originally Posted by mrhappy333
I didn't think its Bold to bang some chick with my bro. but i guess so... thats +EV in my book.
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Originally Posted by ProZachNation
pretty sure the only way to become a mod is to not want to be a mod, and the act of indifference towards mod ship makes you eligible.
Or you can be a pretty boy and take pictures of yourself in a thong.
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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Originally Posted by will641
posting in this thread is a waste of space on the world wide web.
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wow, talk about irony. |
hm i fail to see the irony. nor do i see the irony in this post.
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Cash Rules Everything Around Me.
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Originally Posted by spoonitnow
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Originally Posted by d0zer
What's there to moderate in the blogs forum?
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Spammers, people with lame blogs, people posting stuff in blogs forum that should be in other forums, tons of stuff ldo. |
Is the blogs & ops forum really such a mess that it needs a dedicated moderator?
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Originally Posted by spoonitnow
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Originally Posted by d0zer
What's there to moderate in the blogs forum?
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Spammers, people with lame blogs, people posting stuff in blogs forum that should be in other forums, tons of stuff ldo. |
Is the blogs & ops forum really such a mess that it needs a dedicated moderator? |
nope
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LOL OPERATIONS
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d0zer
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Originally Posted by spoonitnow
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Originally Posted by d0zer
What's there to moderate in the blogs forum?
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Spammers, people with lame blogs, people posting stuff in blogs forum that should be in other forums, tons of stuff ldo. |
Is the blogs & ops forum really such a mess that it needs a dedicated moderator? |
The blog lameity that spoon perceives must not go unmoderated! 
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spoonitnow
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Originally Posted by Xianti
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Originally Posted by spoonitnow
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Originally Posted by d0zer
What's there to moderate in the blogs forum?
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Spammers, people with lame blogs, people posting stuff in blogs forum that should be in other forums, tons of stuff ldo. |
Is the blogs & ops forum really such a mess that it needs a dedicated moderator? |
At the moment no, but you'd rather be safe than sorry, right?
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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sandstorm
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Flush
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spoon for soup imo
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>3
this is my favourite part of the post
it looks like angry boobs
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Originally Posted by ProZachNation
pretty sure the only way to become a mod is to not want to be a mod, and the act of indifference towards mod ship makes you eligible.
Or you can be a pretty boy and take pictures of yourself in a thong.
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FYP |
He's been there and done that.
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[ ] racist
[x] contributes stuff
[ ] rips people off on bets and T$ transfers
[x] hates LHE
[x] hates IRC
what more could you want in a mod imo
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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spoonitnow
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I'd also wtfpwn whoever keeps bumping their own blog/operation thread over and over.
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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Xianti
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Originally Posted by spoonitnow
[ ] racist
[x] contributes stuff
[ ] rips people off on bets and T$ transfers
[x] hates LHE
[x] hates IRC
what more could you want in a mod imo
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You have a pretty damn convincing argument here. However, in your case, the posting of a self-portrait-in-FTR-thong actually hurt your chances rather than help.
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pffffft, i'm twice the mod spoon could ever be, i understand the ftr pecking order
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LOL OPERATIONS
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spoon for soup imo
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nice 1!!!!!
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Originally Posted by bigred
Protect dog
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Ragnar4
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Originally Posted by spoonitnow
[ ] racist
[x] contributes stuff
[ ] rips people off on bets and T$ transfers
[x] hates LHE
[x] hates IRC
what more could you want in a mod imo
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Pictures of not yourself, IE females in thongs
GOGOGO
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The older I get, the more I start wondering; Just what in the hell is going on here?
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spoonitnow
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Originally Posted by Xianti
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Originally Posted by spoonitnow
[ ] racist
[x] contributes stuff
[ ] rips people off on bets and T$ transfers
[x] hates LHE
[x] hates IRC
what more could you want in a mod imo
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You have a pretty damn convincing argument here. However, in your case, the posting of a self-portrait-in-FTR-thong actually hurt your chances rather than help. |
Boooooooo
Random note: The thong picture was fake, for those who haven't seen me say it in numerous other places.
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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Galapogos
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Originally Posted by Xianti
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Originally Posted by spoonitnow
[ ] racist
[x] contributes stuff
[ ] rips people off on bets and T$ transfers
[x] hates LHE
[x] hates IRC
what more could you want in a mod imo
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You have a pretty damn convincing argument here. However, in your case, the posting of a self-portrait-in-FTR-thong actually hurt your chances rather than help. |
Boooooooo
Random note: The thong picture was fake, for those who haven't seen me say it in numerous other places. |
They just don't want to believe it's fake.
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Originally Posted by sauce123
I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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spoon should actually be modded for purpose of keeping at bay the recent vagina sand outbreak
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Originally Posted by wufwugy
spoon should marklar actually marklar be modded for purpose marklar marklar of keeping marklar at bay the recent marklar marklar vagina sand outbreak marklar
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!! marklar
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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Originally Posted by Xianti
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Originally Posted by spoonitnow
[ ] racist
[x] contributes stuff
[ ] rips people off on bets and T$ transfers
[x] hates LHE
[x] hates IRC
what more could you want in a mod imo
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You have a pretty damn convincing argument here. However, in your case, the posting of a self-portrait-in-FTR-thong actually hurt your chances rather than help. |
LOL this had me laughing for quite a bit 
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euphoricism
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I just want to say...
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Short Term Goals: Deposit $300 and play $5nl until BR=$400, then $10nl unti BR=$1000, then $25nl for a while.
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LuckySlevin are you fucking insane?
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