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08-06-2006, 05:30 PM
Post subject: spoon hooks up with ugly chick
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true story
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bump this thread once a week
that is all.
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LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOO
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spoonitnow
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photoshop plz?
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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arkana
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Shes no Jennifer Harman thats for sure
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givememyleg
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAH WTF
Revenge is revenge, but man... sometimes you just gotta, let go.. Cuz ya know, you might find yourself laying in bed, with a fat chick.
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Amazing you got it up
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Sarcasm is your body's natural defense against stupidity
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Originally Posted by givememyleg
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAH WTF
Revenge is revenge, but man... sometimes you just gotta, let go.. Cuz ya know, you might find yourself laying in bed, with a fat chick.
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that's when you get a rope, tie one end around the dresser and one end around your ass so you can climb out
btw i can't swim that sucked
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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Originally Posted by Miffed22001
bump this thread once every time another thread gets above it
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Fyp.
 fat chicks.
Edit: if that above post is true, I have a question; Are you a psychopath? (seriously)
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Originally Posted by Miffed22001
bump this thread once every time another thread gets above it
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Fyp.
fat chicks.
Edit: if that above post is true, I have a question; Are you a psychopath? (seriously) |
That's self-evident
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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OMG then you just owned her back in the most evil way she will ever be owned in her entire life.
I wouldn't want to fuck with you (pun intended).
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Originally Posted by HalvSame
OMG then you just owned her back in the most evil way she will ever be owned in her entire life.
I wouldn't want to fuck with you (pun intended).
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i like to think we're close to even
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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Originally Posted by spoonitnow
hell at least its proof i'm not gay, though being gay would probably be better at this point
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That's quite a weird thing to say.. people thought you were gay?
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Sarcasm is your body's natural defense against stupidity
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Originally Posted by spoonitnow
hell at least its proof i'm not gay, though being gay would probably be better at this point
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That's quite a weird thing to say.. people thought you were gay? |
I think you missed the thong post.
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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<3 spoon
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jackvance
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Oh that was you.. yeah that was totally gay
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Sarcasm is your body's natural defense against stupidity
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Amazing you got it up
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qft
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beer goggles right? thats the only excuse you need.
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beer goggles right? thats the only excuse you need.
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wow that would suck ass for her if she saw this thread. She'd probably kill herself. You said you were even with her right spoon? Well, seal the deal then, email her a link to this thread.
(just kidding of course, i'd not wish this fate on anyone)
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brings a new meaning to 'all-in pre-flop' 
Sorry couldn't resist.
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Originally Posted by dsmrolla06
beer goggles right? thats the only excuse you need.
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being drunk is the perfect excuse for everything
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Originally Posted by spoonitnow
hell at least its proof i'm not gay, though being gay would probably be better at this point
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I THINK I'D RATHER BE GAY
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you piitb then right ...
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Corey
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IIbeatsUU: lol u raised with that?
you mini raised, therefore you desereve whatever you get....
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ReLOADeD
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that is by FAR the nastiest fat skank Ive ever seen in my life. spoon if you tapped that you are one sick fuck I dont give a shit if you were drunk or not. 'grudge fuck' ??hahahahaha are you shittin me ? What, are you holding a grudge against yourself ? ROFL
If I woke up next to that...I'd put a fuckin shotgun in my mouth and yank the trigger before she woke up
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Originally Posted by spoonitnow
hell at least its proof i'm not gay, though being gay would probably be better at this point
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I THINK I'D RATHER BE GAY |
My place, 8 oclock, bring flowers and a bottle of wine
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LOL OPERATIONS
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yeah send ther this thread roffle
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dead > gay > shagging this elephant/whale
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Originally Posted by Miffed22001
dead > gay > shagging this elephant/whale
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Yeah I learned this back in middle school... easy equation, just like you're suppose to remember please excuse my dear aunt sally.
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I call bs
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Miffed22001
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I call bs
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you werent there
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dsmrolla06
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Originally Posted by ReLOADeD
that is by FAR the nastiest fat skank Ive ever seen in my life. spoon if you tapped that you are one sick fuck I dont give a shit if you were drunk or not. 'grudge fuck' ??hahahahaha are you shittin me ? What, are you holding a grudge against yourself ? ROFL
If I woke up next to that...I'd put a fuckin shotgun in my mouth and yank the trigger before she woke up
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obviously those axe commercials are real life situations for this guy...
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jesus christ she isn't that ugly.
I mean, I have seen fatter and I have seen uglier. ReLOADeD, real life women aren't like the porn women that you whack to everyday. They have flaws and stuff.
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jesus christ she isn't that ugly.
I mean, I have seen fatter and I have seen uglier. ReLOADeD, real life women aren't like the porn women that you whack to everyday. They have flaws and stuff.
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LOL
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I call bs
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I'll take a pic or send another pic if I can find tiffany's camera
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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i'm married, but why am i always considered weird and old?
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Protect dog
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Originally Posted by ReLOADeD
that is by FAR the nastiest fat skank Ive ever seen in my life. spoon if you tapped that you are one sick fuck I dont give a shit if you were drunk or not. 'grudge fuck' ??hahahahaha are you shittin me ? What, are you holding a grudge against yourself ? ROFL
If I woke up next to that...I'd put a fuckin shotgun in my mouth and yank the trigger before she woke up
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I am indeed a sick fuck, but you didn't say that when I was boning your mom, amirite?
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Originally Posted by dsmrolla06
beer goggles right? thats the only excuse you need.
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being drunk is the perfect excuse for everything |
Yeah except for the whole I don't drink thing.
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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wow that would suck ass for her if she saw this thread. She'd probably kill herself. You said you were even with her right spoon? Well, seal the deal then, email her a link to this thread.
(just kidding of course, i'd not wish this fate on anyone)
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Nah I wouldn't do that. Tried to make sure nobody can try real hard to find her if they know my Myspace shit too just in case.
She'd probably just get pissed off though.
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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dudes, how old are you guys? I'm 34, and I would love to fuck the shit out of this chick!!! I like them a little bigger, because they won't break! Wheres this chick live? Anywhere near CT?
Hook me up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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3 3 3 I'm only half evil.
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dudes, how old are you guys? I'm 34, and I would love to fuck the shit out of this chick!!! I like them a little bigger, because they won't break! Wheres this chick live? Anywhere near CT?
Hook me up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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3 3 3 I'm only half evil.
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arent you the guy that like hairy women too... 
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There is only one good thing about large women.
The rolls are convenient cup holders for your Big Gulp.
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If you wanna turn your daddy parts ORANGE eat some cheetos and watch some porn!
Currently sucking at life!
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arent you the guy that like hairy women too... |
shhhhhhhhhhhhh...........................I used to like hairy women...
maybe I still do???meh? I like alot of women, my standards have gone down a little now that I'm older. well maybe they have gone down alot.
but htis chick is probly good in bed, or good at sucking it? and I bet she has an awesome personality..
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3 3 3 I'm only half evil.
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mrhappy333
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First I'm a fan of women, large, small, hairy, there is something I'm sure I might like about them.
BUT.
damn, thats messed up. If your a fattie you need to have a good personality.
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3 3 3 I'm only half evil.
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Congratulations, spoon! Best wishes.
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Originally Posted by Renton
jesus christ she isn't that ugly.
I mean, I have seen fatter and I have seen uglier. ReLOADeD, real life women aren't like the porn women that you whack to everyday. They have flaws and stuff.
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Renton has a fatty girl!!!!
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Originally Posted by Trikflow77
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Originally Posted by spoonitnow
hell at least its proof i'm not gay, though being gay would probably be better at this point
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I THINK I'D RATHER BE GAY |
My place, 8 oclock, bring flowers and a bottle of wine
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Hey, im rather be gay, but not a fag 
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Hey, im rather be gay, but not a fag [/quote]
please explain?
I'd rather be with this chick, unless her junk stunk!!
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3 3 3 I'm only half evil.
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ReLOADeD
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Originally Posted by mrhappy333
dudes, how old are you guys? I'm 34, and I would love to fuck the shit out of this chick!!! I like them a little bigger, because they won't break! Wheres this chick live? Anywhere near CT?
Hook me up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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