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Old 07-11-2008, 03:45 AM     Post subject: Sooooo close #1 (permalink)  
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Aces*skaille: youre choice I could just take my webcam on and masturbate for you :P

Im donking around at .01/.02 having a fun time and this chick angle shoots me for 2 pots. She claims she has 9Thh and pushes, i call with 9Tdd, board is T82dd 2 Q, she turns over AQ. A few hands later she claims to have J9 and I call her push with KJdd, Board is KKxxx 4 hearts, she obv has the flush with TT. Few hands later I have AA vrs her A6, flop is 866, I open push and she snaps me off. She eventually dumps back to me by calling a push with bottom pair...

<rilla> Aces*skaille: you are welcome
<rilla> 500lbgorilla: LOVE YOU
<rilla> Aces*skaille: love you to baby <4
<rilla> Aces*skaille: <3
<rilla> Aces*skaille: hehehehe
<rilla> 500lbgorilla:
<rilla> 500lbgorilla: are you trying to hit on me!?
<rilla> Aces*skaille: yes, baby <3

So she asks for my msn and I nab triptanes msn

And this follows:

Jon V says:
hiya
KAREN [(L)] says:
HEY
KAREN [(L)] says:
BRB
Jon V says:
take your time
KAREN [(L)] says:
HEH back ;D
Jon V says:
you angle shot me twice
Jon V says:
how are you gonna make it up to me
KAREN [(L)] says:
hehe, sry
Jon V says:
sry, ha alright
KAREN [(L)] says:
how can I make it up to you?
Jon V says:
it's not my job to figure that out, it's your job []
KAREN [(L)] says:
If u send me all youre money I can send you a few photos of my cunt? [] If that is Ok for you [:P]
Jon V says:
that's fine
KAREN [(L)] says:
is it ok?
Jon V says:
i only have the 9.20 plus .45 more
KAREN [(L)] says:
20 $?
Jon V says:
alright, how about this, you send me 1 pic and ill send you 10 bucks
KAREN [(L)] says:
twenty bucks?
KAREN [(L)] says:
Okey, but send 5$ first
Jon V says:
no way, you send a pic first
KAREN [(L)] says:
that Im sure that youll send the rest
KAREN [(L)] says:
5 $ first and then you get the picture and then you send the last 5
KAREN [(L)] says:
thats fair
Jon V says:
haha alright, is this a scam or something?
KAREN [(L)] says:
eh, no?
Jon V says:
trust me, you show me a little something something and ill ship you all of my money
KAREN [(L)] says:
excuse me
KAREN [(L)] says:
I just need some money
KAREN [(L)] says:
okei
KAREN [(L)] says:
but you need a msn
Jon V says:
what do you mean?
KAREN [(L)] says:
msn live messenger
KAREN [(L)] says:
just download it on www.msn.com
Jon V says:
just email me at sfocon04@vt.edu
KAREN [(L)] says:
the picture?
Jon V says:
yah
KAREN [(L)] says:
okey..
KAREN [(L)] says:
I will get 10 $?
Jon V says:
if its all its cracked up to be
Jon V says:
hell yah!
KAREN [(L)] says:
do you still got 10 bucks?
KAREN [(L)] says:
[:P]
Jon V says:
of course [:P]
KAREN [(L)] says:
I can still send u a picture for 10 $
Jon V says:
well since you outdrew me, you gotta send 2 pics
KAREN [(L)] says:
oh, no.. that was poker.. this is the deal.. 1 picture = 10 $
KAREN [(L)] says:
Okey?
KAREN [(L)] says:
last chanc
Jon V says:
how about 2 pics for 15 bucks?
KAREN [(L)] says:
2 pictures = 15 $
KAREN [(L)] says:
yeah..
Jon V says:
ok email them!
KAREN [(L)] says:
yes
KAREN [(L)] says:
triptanes?
Jon V says:
yah, its a sn my friend came up with
Jon V says:
why?
Jon V says:
send the pic to sfocon04@vt.edu
Jon V says:
cuz the trip email is shared
KAREN [(L)] says:
I have sendt it
KAREN [(L)] says:
15 $
Jon V says:
alright alright, hold your horses, i gotta receive it first
KAREN [(L)] says:
DONT SAY TO ANYONE THAT THOSE PICTURES WAS OF ME! OKAY?
KAREN [(L)] says:
I actually got a boyfriend.. If he finds this out, he will kill me ! []
KAREN [(L)] says:
dont say to anyone
Jon V says:
so wait, how do i know thats you and not some random internet pic?
KAREN [(L)] says:
bcuz it is me! omg.. did I just gave you a picure of my pussy and you dont believe me?!
KAREN [(L)] says:
my boyfriend will kill me if he finds out
Jon V says:
kinda :/ send me another one with a sign saying "rilla rocks" or something
Jon V says:
i dont wanna pay for just some random pics
KAREN [(L)] says:
sign?
Jon V says:
yah, like a piece of paper with some writting on it
KAREN [(L)] says:
LOL.. are you kidding me? my boyfriend is sitting in the kitchen!
KAREN [(L)] says:
I cant do that
KAREN [(L)] says:
sry
KAREN [(L)] says:
anyway
Jon V says:
lol, now way, listen I dont want to gype you, you deserve the money
Jon V says:
but i need verification
Jon V says:
you gotta take a pic with a sign
KAREN [(L)] says:
where do you find 2 different pictures of the same pussy on internet?
Jon V says:
they're taken with like 2 different cameras
Jon V says:
its soooo shady
Jon V says:
you gotta take a pic with a sign
KAREN [(L)] says:
my celephone and a digitalcamera
Jon V says:
make the sign read "FTR rocks!"
Jon V says:
alright listen you just gotta sneak 1 more picture with a sign and ill ship the money immediately
KAREN [(L)] says:
my sister and my boyfriend is like right next to me?
Jon V says:
i feel like shit bogarting
KAREN [(L)] says:
you are mean..
Jon V says:
i know, but i dont want to get fleeced
Jon V says:
so you gotta do it
KAREN [(L)] says:
I've just sent you pictures of me [] and you dont want to pay? []
KAREN [(L)] says:
I cant take pictures now..
KAREN [(L)] says:
my bfriend is here
Jon V says:
haha so these are fake
KAREN [(L)] says:
and he will hit me if i know
KAREN [(L)] says:
fake? excuse me?
Jon V says:
you refuse to proove theyr'e real, i feel like a huge asshole right now but come on
KAREN [(L)] says:
I can send you 1 more.. but there is no sign [:S]
KAREN [(L)] says:
I only got 5 pictures of my pussy..
KAREN [(L)] says:
I cant take pics now
Jon V says:
so you're just gonna send me all of your pics?
KAREN [(L)] says:
and if u want a sign it will cost extra
Jon V says:
no sign?
KAREN [(L)] says:
40 $
Jon V says:
40 bucks?!
Jon V says:
alright
Jon V says:
but you gotta make it an awesome picture
KAREN [(L)] says:
I'm sry, I have 3 more pics of my pussy..
Jon V says:
i swear
KAREN [(L)] says:
BUT NO SIGN
KAREN [(L)] says:
they are old
Jon V says:
what? you just said extra for a sign
KAREN [(L)] says:
I CANT :'
Jon V says:
not even for 40!?
KAREN [(L)] says:
my boyfriend just said " who are you talking to"
KAREN [(L)] says:
Im scare
KAREN [(L)] says:
scared
KAREN [(L)] says:
Ok..
KAREN [(L)] says:
10 $
KAREN [(L)] says:
for those 2 pics
KAREN [(L)] says:
Im sorry
Jon V says:
haha this smells like a scam
Jon V says:
sneak to the bathroom
Jon V says:
and take a pic with a sign
Jon V says:
40
Jon V says:
done deal
KAREN [(L)] says:
maybe another time you can get a pic with a sign where it stands I love triptane
KAREN [(L)] says:
or something
KAREN [(L)] says:
he is suspisious already
KAREN [(L)] says:
10 bucks for those 2 pics I gave you
Jon V says:
let him be
KAREN [(L)] says:
YOU WONT GET THEM FOR FRER
KAREN [(L)] says:
FREE*
Jon V says:
i dont want to have them for free
Jon V says:
i just dont want to give away money for some random int pics
KAREN [(L)] says:
so send me 10$
KAREN [(L)] says:
it isnt?
KAREN [(L)] says:
OMG
KAREN [(L)] says:
u r so fucking mean..
Jon V says:
i cant know that
KAREN [(L)] says:
fuck you []
Jon V says:
you gotta take a pic with a sign, bottom line
Jon V says:
and ill send you 40 []
Jon V says:
plz dont be sad
KAREN [(L)] says:
It is ok with 10 $ for the pics Ive sent earlier
KAREN [(L)] says:
U can have my phone number if you dont believe me []
KAREN [(L)] says:
and call me right now
Jon V says:
that'll just prove you're real not that the pics are of you
Jon V says:
and wont that make the bf curious?!
Jon V says:
o m g, there is no bf is there?
KAREN [(L)] says:
no? I just go outside and say that it is my friend ciara or something
Jon V says:
so go outside and snap the pic with the sign, its so easy and you get 40 bucks
Jon V says:
best money ill ever spend
KAREN [(L)] says:
Ive done this before, but that guy didnt needed no signs or something [:P] I got 30 bucks for 5 pics.. the 5 Ive got on this computer
Jon V says:
alright, how about this
KAREN [(L)] says:
and two of them have I sent to you already [:P]
Jon V says:
ill give you 75 dollars for all the pics plus a sign pic
Jon V says:
bottom line, i have 112 in my account
KAREN [(L)] says:
I cant go out and snap pics of my pussy [:P]
Jon V says:
so you'll be getting the lions share of my pokerstars cash
Jon V says:
its not that hard, grab a piece of paper, a pen and go to the bathroom
Jon V says:
do the deed and get back to me
KAREN [(L)] says:
omg..
KAREN [(L)] says:
byw
KAREN [(L)] says:
bye
KAREN [(L)] says:
u r so mean
Jon V says:
omg []
KAREN [(L)] says:
I cant
KAREN [(L)] says:
sry
Jon V says:
i feel like an ass but come on look at it from my point of view
KAREN [(L)] says:
I think this is so bad of you
Jon V says:
you cant prove these are pics of you?
KAREN [(L)] says:
I can send a pic with my face or something?
KAREN [(L)] says:
[:P]
KAREN [(L)] says:
thats the only proof
Jon V says:
alright, send me a face pic and the rest of the special pics and ill ship you 40
Jon V says:
thats 10 more than the last guy
Jon V says:
so no deal then?
Jon V says:
alright, no deal i guess

Apparently MSN logged off, so we chatted in the stars window where she claimed she would touch herself infront of her webcam for me, obv i knew it was a lost cause and I just logged off.

CLIFF NOTES tried to scam some chick for poontang pics while she was trying to scam me with fake pics

Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
 
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Old 07-11-2008, 03:52 AM #2 (permalink)  
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oh yah, she emailed me 2 pics of some random poontangs which look similar. Then the second email she sent were completely way off with pics named hermaphro1.jpg and hermahpro2.jpg, so i obv knew he/she was just scamming.

Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
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Old 07-11-2008, 03:56 AM #3 (permalink)  
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Old 07-11-2008, 03:59 AM #4 (permalink)  
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lmao, this makes we want to get my wife to hold up a FTR sign now so I can put it on this thread.
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lmao, this makes we want to get my wife to hold up a FTR sign now so I can put it on this thread.
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