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Old 04-22-2009, 11:25 PM     Post subject: which song has the greatest opening line.... #1 (permalink)  
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 link the song....(youtube or whatever)
only the opening line counts......


heres mine....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obgDJazEftU
smooth up in ya....
 
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Old 04-22-2009, 11:48 PM #2 (permalink)  
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 "i push my fingers into my eyes..."

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Old 04-22-2009, 11:54 PM #3 (permalink)  
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Old 04-23-2009, 12:15 AM #4 (permalink)  
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Old 04-23-2009, 12:16 AM     Post subject: Re: which song has the greatest opening line.... #5 (permalink)  
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link the song....(youtube or whatever)
only the opening line counts......
one song per post.......

heres mine....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obgDJazEftU
smooth up in ya....
This is the first song that I thought of...weird.
3 3 3 I'm only half evil.
 
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Old 04-23-2009, 12:29 AM #6 (permalink)  
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IIIIIIII CUUUUMMMMMM BLOOOOOOOOOOOD

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Old 04-23-2009, 12:43 AM #7 (permalink)  
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IIIIIIII CUUUUMMMMMM BLOOOOOOOOOOOD

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFnIJ...eature=related
These type of bands suck, IMO
3 3 3 I'm only half evil.
 
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IIIIIIII CUUUUMMMMMM BLOOOOOOOOOOOD

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFnIJ...eature=related
These type of bands suck, IMO
Oh no, I agree, it's just a great opening line
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Old 04-23-2009, 01:28 AM #9 (permalink)  
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IIIIIIII CUUUUMMMMMM BLOOOOOOOOOOOD

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i wuv dis song!!!!!
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Old 04-23-2009, 03:31 AM #11 (permalink)  
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Jethro Tull - Thick as a Brick

"I really don't mind if you sit this one out."

A hilarious line, considering that the song is ~42min long. Also, this is coming from one of my top 5 favorite artists on his best album.
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 listen to the wind blow...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4T0Dq_SXaWc

crazy how it feels tonight...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ywNbf0AXL6Y

i can feel your body...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1lFxgNj4WU

he was a hard-headed man...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NNYP...eature=related

hey hey baby, said the way you move...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9i2fqxSjTI

you're as cold as ice...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kul2VstxtCc

every time i look in the mirror...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYojs78Tf9Y

oh mamma i'm in fear for my life...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXhuso4OTG4
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IIIIIIII CUUUUMMMMMM BLOOOOOOOOOOOD

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFnIJ...eature=related
These type of bands suck, IMO
an incredibly talented band.

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2) what kind of dumb fuck listens to this shit?
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Old 04-23-2009, 12:14 PM #14 (permalink)  
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Old 04-23-2009, 12:54 PM #15 (permalink)  
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IIIIIIII CUUUUMMMMMM BLOOOOOOOOOOOD

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFnIJ...eature=related
dude..you cant even understand what the f they are saying.....
 
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IIIIIIII CUUUUMMMMMM BLOOOOOOOOOOOD

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFnIJ...eature=related
dude..you cant even understand what the f they are saying.....
since when has that mattered?

anyway, this is pretty cool imo:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gwDRBm-qbQI
 
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Old 04-23-2009, 01:14 PM #17 (permalink)  
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"i push my fingers into my eyes..."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2XBbJFLU9dY
^^ i like...



"Disarm you with a smile"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQtLoJlQD6E

^^^^...not bad...



IIIIIIII CUUUUMMMMMM BLOOOOOOOOOOOD

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFnIJ...eature=related

^^^^...gross...






Jethro Tull - Thick as a Brick

"I really don't mind if you sit this one out."

A hilarious line, considering that the song is ~42min long. Also, this is coming from one of my top 5 favorite artists on his best album.

^^^^^...thats probably my most hated band ever....but good line.






listen to the wind blow...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4T0Dq_SXaWc

^^^^lame...

crazy how it feels tonight...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ywNbf0AXL6Y

^^^^meh..its ok.

i can feel your body...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1lFxgNj4WU

^^^^nay...

he was a hard-headed man...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NNYP...eature=related

^^^^ thats a great one.

hey hey baby, said the way you move...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9i2fqxSjTI

^^^^ great

you're as cold as ice...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kul2VstxtCc

^^^^ok.

every time i look in the mirror...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYojs78Tf9Y

^^^^not bad..

oh mamma i'm in fear for my life...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXhuso4OTG4

^^^^ i love this one....

i remember this one time my mom n i were in the car and i heard this and said "mom, check this song out..its nice and mellow,like the music you like..." and then i cranked it up.....

ha ha ha ha ...she almost shit a brick!!!



since when has that mattered?

anyway, this is pretty cool imo:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gwDRBm-qbQI

^^^^ ha ha ha ....ello, ello... my name's terry. and i like to git filled up on beeyah.....



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^^^^.. i like it...good pick...
 
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Whatever the hell they say at the beginning of Def Leppard's Rock of Ages and The Offspring's Pretty fly for a white guy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DvNOZegkVXo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7-E1qTVJgE
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"WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO WITH YOUR LIFE!-- I WANNA ROCK!!"

I want to rock, Twisted Sister.

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Oh my god, Becky, look at her butt; it is so big.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qh6muf3Ku_c
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Oh my god, Becky, look at her butt; it is so big.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qh6muf3Ku_c
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Oh my god, Becky, look at her butt; it is so big.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qh6muf3Ku_c
i was hopping someone would put that one in here...lol..i love that song, and i have it as a ringtone...
 
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"She's just 16 years old, leave her alone they said"

Benny Mardones- Into the Night

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Oh my god, Becky, look at her butt; it is so big.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qh6muf3Ku_c
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ltjbnyvq_SI

talking and stuff in the beginning of songs shouldn't count as opening line imo, "I like big butts and I cannot lie" ftw.

also, "Load up on guns, bring your friends."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CqSHcNgDb4U

First music vid: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFerARdGW04
Free stream of different song here: http://www.nrk.no/urort/artist/wellfear ('Lytt'/play button on right side)
 
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also, "Load up on guns, bring your friends."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CqSHcNgDb4U
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 ^^^^...good song...i tried to find out the background info on it...and all i came up with was ...

1)..an adult is in love with a 16 yr old....but rumors have denied it...
2)....one of his songwritters was mentioning a girl and Benny said "leave her alone..she's just 16 yrs old"...
3)...he saw a girl in his apt complex that was in love and her father wouldn't let her go out with the boy...and he felt sorry for her...

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