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Old 05-30-2010, 06:16 PM     Post subject: sometimes truth is stranger than fiction #1 (permalink)  
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Old 05-30-2010, 06:55 PM #2 (permalink)  
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Yeah some people have played so long without food or sleep that they killed themselves too, pretty fucked up though I bet they could get Supernova Elite AMIRITE.
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pretty sure ipoqs stimpack niggerspeed bunker rush would have cured this
 
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Of all the articles that are out there about this, you link the one written by a brain hemorrhaged 5yr old?



It's funny what people get addicted to. You'd think if you were to get addicted to online games it would be something awesome like Battlefield or left4dead, but no.
Role playing... where you fly around and collect treasure so you can fly around some more and get some more treasure.
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Old 05-30-2010, 11:31 PM #5 (permalink)  
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At least get Supernova Elite if you're going to kill a baby.


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Of all the articles that are out there about this, you link the one written by a brain hemorrhaged 5yr old?
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The couple comprised of the 41 year old taxi driver and his 25-year-old wife.

But his wife got away easy, because she is pregnant. So her sentence was suspended.

The girl died, when the parents were away at an all-night gaming session.

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wow.. word choice

"And often the baby feed was made from rotten formula."

Baby feed.. sounds like for puppies or farm animals..
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in the same wtf category

American cage fighter 'rips out still-beating heart of training partner after fearing he was possessed by the devil' | Mail Online
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Old 05-31-2010, 08:02 AM #10 (permalink)  
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This is soooooooooooooooooooooooo WTF


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Old 05-31-2010, 02:59 PM #11 (permalink)  
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Is it bad that when I saw "Warning - Graphic Content," I was hoping for pictures?

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Old 05-31-2010, 03:28 PM #12 (permalink)  
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Old 05-31-2010, 08:07 PM #13 (permalink)  
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"According to an autopsy Powell, 21, bled to death after his heart was ripped out."

riiiiiiiiiiight, he bled to death, cuz ya know, you don't need your heart or anything.

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"According to an autopsy Powell, 21, bled to death after his heart was ripped out."

riiiiiiiiiiight, he bled to death, cuz ya know, you don't need your heart or anything.
The cowardly lion did alright...
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