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daven
Old 02-28-2009, 05:11 AM     Post subject: sometimes it's nice to chat... - cliff notes added #1 (permalink)  
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daven will become famous soon enough
 when you're 15-tabling to make everyone at the table be your friend

cliff notes (as requested by swig) -
it was an abusive table. I got it in with middle pair +NFD and it got even more heated... I was worried the droolers were going to leave, so i started supporting one, then the other. Highlights (?!) in bold - actually, doing this, it's kinda weak...

Fossten: lolz
Dealer: Kings Killers wins the pot ($48.95)
Dealer: Hand #10880774881
Kings Killers: ty
Dealer: brooklynbmr has 5 seconds left to act
Kings Killers: now life is good!!!
Kings Killers: Shhh we are about to hear some
screaing
Fossten: lol
Dealer: davenigma shows [6d Ad]
Dealer: wbmsexy shows [Qs Tc]
Dealer: davenigma shows three of a kind, Sixes
Dealer: wbmsexy shows two pair, Queens and
Sixes
Dealer: davenigma wins the pot ($101.80) with
three of a kind, Sixes
Dealer: Hand #10880791344
wbmsexy: NICE CATCH
davenigma: ouch, sorry
Fossten: jeez what a great laydown
Kings Killers: here itcomes he types slow'
Dealer: pceout has 15 seconds left to act
Fossten: I had same hand as wbm, but I folded
and he's a freaking donk
brooklynbmr: QJ
Kings Killers: wow, a very tiny small part of me
feels bad for . . . oh i guess not
Dealer: Tachihara has 15 seconds left to act
wbmsexy: WHY SHUD I LAYD DOWN THE
BEST HAND ON FLOP
Dealer: Tachihara has timed out
Fossten: oh man that is priceless, I had the exact
same hand.
Dealer: brooklynbmr wins the pot ($2.50)
Dealer: Hand #10880804592
Fossten: because it's risky dumbazz
brooklynbmr: couldnt call with enigma
Dealer: davenigma has 15 seconds left to act
wbmsexy: LOL OK ITS GAMBLING DUM #&& HE
HAS TO HIT NOT ME, AN DHE SUCKED OUT
Dealer: pceout has 15 seconds left to act
Kings Killers: i dont see you getting mor emoney
Fossten: it's gambling to you, lol
Dealer: Tachihara has 15 seconds left to act
wbmsexy: IF YOU PUT YOUR MONEY IN TH
EWITH THE BEST HAND EVERY TIME YOU
WILL WINMORE THAN YOU WILL LOSE
ASHOLE
davenigma: i got lucky, sorry dude!
Fossten: yeah I can see that, you're a good
example
davenigma: you're too good to fold there, but i
thought you might!
Dealer: Tachihara shows a pair of Fives
Dealer: Tachihara wins the pot ($1.90) with a pair
of Fives
wbmsexy: CANT EXPLAIN LOGIC TO
HILLBILLYS
Dealer: Hand #10880820381
Fossten: where's your reload, dude?
Kings Killers: you did dave, but wbm has been a
bit of a tiny pain in the rear
Dealer: pceout has 15 seconds left to act
Fossten: he's just a loudmouth child
Dealer: pceout wins the pot ($2)
Dealer: Hand #10880830414
davenigma: you are sounding the same - no
offence
Kings Killers: oh more cahs for us . . .yah yah !
Fossten: except I don't use all caps
Dealer: Kings Killers has 15 seconds left to act
Fossten: and you weren't here earlier
davenigma: true, i wasn't
Dealer: Kings Killers wins the pot ($4)
Dealer: Hand #10880839922
Kings Killers: otherwise i woudl not pile on but he
had it coming
Fossten: he was talking about skullf***ing my
mother and stuff
davenigma: wow- was she good?
wbmsexy: YES LOL
Dealer: Fossten has 15 seconds left to act
Kings Killers: dave - quick hand chck cause your
sittin next to my new girl
wbmsexy: I REALLY ENJOYED WHENSHE
TOOK HER TOOTH OUT
Dealer: wbmsexy has 15 seconds left to act
davenigma: so you guys know each othere?
Kings Killers: never played before tonight
Dealer: brooklynbmr has 15 seconds left to act
Dealer: brooklynbmr shows a pair of Aces
Dealer: brooklynbmr wins the pot ($45.60) with a
pair of Aces
Dealer: Hand #10880860295
Kings Killers: wbm save some cash for me
wbmsexy: KILLERS YOU CAN'T WIN SH IT
Kings Killers: ok, if you say so
Dealer: drachdudek has 15 seconds left to act
Kings Killers: wait, didn't i just beat you like a ugly
step child???
Fossten: see what I mean dave?
Dealer: brooklynbmr wins the pot ($6.20)
Dealer: Hand #10880874328
Dealer: brooklynbmr has 5 seconds left to act
Dealer: 5 seconds left to act
Kings Killers: steal my blind wbm come on
Dealer: Time has expired
davenigma: makes the game interesting, nad he's
right, you do seem to be donating killers
wbmsexy: LOL
Kings Killers: its all part of my master plan
Dealer: brooklynbmr has 15 seconds left to act
davenigma: donate this way if it's all the same to
your plan!!!
Kings Killers: wbm, that was a double secret joke
on you dude
Dealer: Fossten has 15 seconds left to act
Dealer: brooklynbmr wins the pot ($33.25)
Dealer: Hand #10880894260
davenigma: wtf is a double secret joke?!?!?!?
Dealer: pceout has 15 seconds left to act
wbmsexy: FORGET DAVE HE S AN AMERICAN
THEY DONT MAKE A LOT OF SENSE
Dealer: wbmsexy has 15 seconds left to act
Dealer: wbmsexy has 15 seconds left to act
davenigma: that's ok, they go hungry soon
Dealer: pceout wins the pot ($6.20)
Dealer: Hand #10880907104
davenigma: no oil, no jobs...
Dealer: wheelman0 wins the pot ($2.50)
Dealer: Hand #10880913939
Dealer: davenigma wins the pot ($8.10)
Dealer: Hand #10880921233
brooklynbmr: you still riding horses there in NZ
dave?
davenigma: we're getting automobiles in 2010
brooklynbmr: sweet
davenigma: but yep, horses for now
wbmsexy: LOL GOOD FOR YOU
Dealer: wheelman0 wins the pot ($19.50)
Dealer: Hand #10880935604
davenigma: we got oil though
Dealer: Tachihara has 15 seconds left to act
Dealer: brooklynbmr has 15 seconds left to act
Dealer: Tachihara has 15 seconds left to act
Dealer: Tachihara wins the pot ($20.45)
Dealer: Hand #10880952577
Dealer: davenigma has 15 seconds left to act
Dealer: drachdudek has 15 seconds left to act
wbmsexy: KILLERS I HEARD Y OUR
BOYFRIEND SUCKS DI CK
Dealer: davenigma wins the pot ($2.50)
Dealer: Hand #10880963448
Dealer: 5 seconds left to act
Dealer: Time has expired
Dealer: pceout wins the pot ($2.50)
Dealer: Hand #10880971526
Dealer: brooklynbmr has 5 seconds left to act
Kings Killers: before or after you went down on
him?
davenigma: you looking for advice on how not to
choke wideboy mouth?
Dealer: davenigma has 15 seconds left to act
Dealer: brooklynbmr has 15 seconds left to act
Dealer: drachdudek wins the pot ($2.50)
Dealer: Hand #10880981785
Dealer: wbmsexy has 15 seconds left to act
davenigma: i recommend warming up and amyl
nitrate
Dealer: wheelman0 wins the pot ($3.80)
Dealer: Hand #10880995551
Dealer: wheelman0 wins the pot ($3.80)
Dealer: Hand #10881006077
wbmsexy: KILLERS YOU STILL PLAYING
Dealer: davenigma has 15 seconds left to act
don't raise with the straight flush bro, nobody ever gonna call that shit
allin, reload, repeat

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Old 02-28-2009, 05:33 AM #2 (permalink)  
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Old 02-28-2009, 06:05 AM #3 (permalink)  
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Pig_Vomit
Old 02-28-2009, 10:55 AM #4 (permalink)  
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amyl nitrate for the win!

I'm surprised their were no sheep jokes
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kingnat
Old 02-28-2009, 01:18 PM #5 (permalink)  
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 How can you possibly play 15 tables?... do you use some type of cheating software?
So you click their picture and then you get their money?
 
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