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10-04-2006, 04:21 AM Post subject: Some rhymes for these times

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Join Date: Sep 2006

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Got to drop a few lines for my online gaming
And fools in line
That I got to be naming
Cause they ignorant bitches
With crazy mad laws
Trying get they paws on my riches
By shutting down doors

Got this homeboy Frist
Making me pissed
At the congress while he seeking redress
Against those crazy ass fools
That cracked his 2-7
So while he going to heaven
He bust out his legal Mac 11

To say no poker for you
Cause you took my stack
Yeah I know it was 7-2
But now you grillin my Mac
He say if I can’t win then you just aint having it
Get your hands of my stack cause u just aint grabbin it

So I shut down your chips
Now your bitch ass is mine
For your NetTeller withdrawals
You can just stand in line
Cause I’m getting spiritual to save your soul
Which seems to involve getting fucked with a pole

So here’s to Frist and his bitch ass fools
Wishing busted flush draws
And cracked triple 2s
A case of the crabs from some five dollar ho
And four of a kind that say your ass gots to go……

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