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vppappy
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04-22-2009, 02:23 PM
Post subject: SOME MORE VP PAPPY POKER THOUGHTS
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High Card
Join Date: Dec 2007
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“Ever since I bought those two huge Doyle Brunson Super System books, I’ve become a much stronger player. Each morning before breakfast, I put one in each hand and do curls with them.”
"Play life with your heart; play poker with your brain."
"Good poker skills are acquired after many years of experience. Experience is acquired after many years of bad poker skills."
"Never play poker for money with strangers, especially with a deck of cards that has been opened."
“Poker players are like tea bags. You really don't know what they're made of until you put them in hot water.”
“Little fish have no business swimming with big sharks.”
“Don't bother praying to God when you are playing poker. He's much too busy answering all those lottery player's prayers.”
“Experience is something you get right after you lose the hand.”
“Those who cannot remember who raised with what in the past, are condemned to repeat their losses to the same players over again in the future.”
“Playing poker for fun, with no money involved, is like playing tennis with the net down.”
“Take advice from experts until you become one yourself.”
Terrence “VP Pappy” Murphy
PS: New Texas Hold'em strategy, quote book coming out? Maybe...hopefully…fingers crossed. Gotta find the right publisher first. Getting published and finishing in the money is a tough nut to crack.
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Deanglow
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Moderator
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Location: lol
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{Moved from Full Ring}
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Ash256
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4-of-a-Kind
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Location: UK
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http://www.google.com/search?q=VP+PAPPY+POKER+THOUGHTS
jeeeeeeez, fucking hell
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meeloche
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Yes! I've been waiting for this, so overdue.
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will641
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4-of-a-Kind
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Location: getting my swell on
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lol at posting this in fr.
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Cash Rules Everything Around Me.
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XTR1000
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4-of-a-Kind
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i smell a ban coming
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Quote:
Originally Posted by bigred
xtr stand for exotic tranny retards
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yo
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Stacks
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4-of-a-Kind
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Location: Im opedipus bitch, the original balla.
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I always think of a pap smear whenever you post. Hmmmm.
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bigred
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PROFESSIONAL TROLL
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Why would we ban sage advice?e
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LOL OPERATIONS
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yourfather
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Full House
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THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING!!!!!!!
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triumphant cracker
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Straight
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!!!!
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What a snappy little mammy gonna keep a vp pappy happy
And accompany me, to the ends of the earth, ah yeah
Ah, that's why I said
Here I am, ain't no man of the world, no
All I need is a beautiful girl
Ah yeah, beautiful girls
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JKDS
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Full House
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Quote:
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Originally Posted by Ash256
http://www.google.com/search?q=VP+PAPPY+POKER+THOUGHTS
jeeeeeeez, fucking hell
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z0omg, lol
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Originally Posted by OngBonga
But no, jkds is lolvillager and anyone who wants to string him up is sighbad.
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BennyLaRue
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Full House
Join Date: Sep 2007
Posts: 646
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Quote:
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Originally Posted by XxStacksxX
I always think of a pap smear whenever you post. Hmmmm.
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Me too. But he's the Vice President of Pap Smears or something.
Here's some equally stupid shit for free, Pappy:
"An Ace in the hand is worth two in the muck."
"A dealer is as a dealer does."
"4-bet others as you'd like to be 4-betted."
"When life gives you lemons, turn them into backdoor quad draws."
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Taicho
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3-of-a-Kind
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: Bloomington, IL
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"36o flops two pair just as often as AKs."
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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Location: This room is a good place to be
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pure gold. slap the rillas book club stamp on the cover
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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Parasurama
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Full House
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: DMT
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"you always got a pair draw"
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