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Reidak
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05-13-2008, 10:41 PM
Post subject: so my water bottle causes cancer
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there are two types of people. one type owns a reusable bottle which they fill with water and make smug comments about how bad bottled water is. Other people are baby eating jerks who drink bottled water.
Most of the first group knows that nalgene bottles have been pulled from alot of shelves over the speculation that type 7 plastic causes cancer. I normally dont buy into health related things but when stores started pulling them i figured it might be time to pass on the cancer bottle to my bro.
Anyways, i found a nice replacement. Platypus water bottle. its safe, its pliable (imagine drinking water from an IV bag) and was $12 shipped, im canadian and we love cheap shit.
Anyways, home water drinkers, buy it. you can buy it as a twist off or push pull (id imagine the push pull would get gnarled pretty quickly).
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i'll stick to my once every few hours cup. thanks for the heads up tho
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what stores started pulling them from shelves?
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I will stick to gizzling insane amounts of pop (soda) until my diabetes kicks in thank you very much.
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Originally Posted by will641
what stores started pulling them from shelves?
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Like all of them. Isn't this pretty old news? And hasn't it actually not really been proven?
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I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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will641
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Originally Posted by will641
what stores started pulling them from shelves?
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Like all of them. Isn't this pretty old news? And hasn't it actually not really been proven?
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i dont know cause i only buy bottled water when im dying of thirst. not because of health reasons, but because i feel like a rape victim they ring it up and it says $1.50. and as far as i know the health thing is just b.s.
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Galapogos
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Originally Posted by will641
what stores started pulling them from shelves?
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Like all of them. Isn't this pretty old news? And hasn't it actually not really been proven?
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i dont know cause i only buy bottled water when im dying of thirst. not because of health reasons, but because i feel like a rape victim they ring it up and it says $1.50. and as far as i know the health thing is just b.s.
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It wasn't concerning the bottles used for the bottled water you buy. It was over those water bottles that you refill and take them everywhere. Like that hard plastic kind.
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I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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im on a no water diet
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Precisely.
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Originally Posted by will641
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Originally Posted by will641
what stores started pulling them from shelves?
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Like all of them. Isn't this pretty old news? And hasn't it actually not really been proven?
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i dont know cause i only buy bottled water when im dying of thirst. not because of health reasons, but because i feel like a rape victim they ring it up and it says $1.50. and as far as i know the health thing is just b.s.
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It wasn't concerning the bottles used for the bottled water you buy. It was over those water bottles that you refill and take them everywhere. Like that hard plastic kind.
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god damnit. ive been doing that lot lately, just skimming over posts and missing key words. i blame running terrible at poker. sorry op.
i havent heard anything about nalgene bottles, but i heard similar complaints about regular bottled water, so i thought thats what he was talking about.
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im on a no water diet
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that sounds really interesting, how does it work?
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You avoid water.
Initially, you shed a couple of lbs in water weight and hit a wall in weight-loss. A couple of days later, you'll be dead and the natural decay of your corpse will pay dividends on the scale.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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Wait, water comes in non bottle form? What?
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LOL OPERATIONS
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Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
You avoid water.
Initially, you shed a couple of lbs in water weight and hit a wall in weight-loss. A couple of days later, you'll be dead and the natural decay of your corpse will pay dividends on the scale.
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thats awesome!
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HOLY CRAP!!!!!!
water bottles turn you GAY
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HOLY CRAP!!!!!!
water bottles turn you GAY
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Damnit is that what caused it?
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Originally Posted by will641
i dont know cause i only buy bottled water when im dying of thirst. not because of health reasons, but because i feel like a rape victim they ring it up and it says $1.50. and as far as i know the health thing is just b.s.
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You don't have to buy them at a convenience store. Just buy a 24-pack of bottled water at the grocery store for $4. For the people who say bottled water is a waste of money / gay / whatever, there are some places where the tap water is NASTY and you're probably fortunate enough to live somewhere where the water is fine. Here in San Francisco it's great so I don't buy bottled water anymore. But Vegas tap water, for example, is completely undrinkable, it's not even clear. I used to live in Boston and their water was pretty foul too.
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Dude, everything causes cancer now.
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you are forgetting to mention that it leads to global warming, too.
...as does everything now.
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LHE is a game where your skill keeps you breakeven until you hit your rush of random BS.
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you are forgetting to mention that it leads to global warming, too.
...as does everything now.
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i find it just beyond funny that cows are really bad in terms of producing green house gases, because they fart so much.
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think cows are bad, you should be here when my uncle is in town!
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LHE is a game where your skill keeps you breakeven until you hit your rush of random BS.
Nothing beats flopping quads while dropping a duece!
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Originally Posted by Chopper
think cows are bad, you should be here when my uncle is in town!
disclaimer: i make the obvious jokes...and poorly. rimshot, anyone??
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Sorry, I think the band even got up and left.
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Originally Posted by sauce123
I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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Originally Posted by Galapogos
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Originally Posted by Chopper
think cows are bad, you should be here when my uncle is in town!
disclaimer: i make the obvious jokes...and poorly. rimshot, anyone??
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Sorry, I think the band even got up and left.
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and what's the deal with airline food?
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Originally Posted by Chopper
you are forgetting to mention that it leads to global climate change, too.
...as does everything now.
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fyp
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Wikipedia is the best thing ever. Anyone in the world can write anything they want about any subject. So you know you are getting the best possible information.
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Originally Posted by will641
i dont know cause i only buy bottled water when im dying of thirst. not because of health reasons, but because i feel like a rape victim they ring it up and it says $1.50. and as far as i know the health thing is just b.s.
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You don't have to buy them at a convenience store. Just buy a 24-pack of bottled water at the grocery store for $4. For the people who say bottled water is a waste of money / gay / whatever, there are some places where the tap water is NASTY and you're probably fortunate enough to live somewhere where the water is fine. Here in San Francisco it's great so I don't buy bottled water anymore. But Vegas tap water, for example, is completely undrinkable, it's not even clear. I used to live in Boston and their water was pretty foul too.
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water purifier.
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Cash Rules Everything Around Me.
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