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Old 05-13-2008, 10:41 PM     Post subject: so my water bottle causes cancer #1 (permalink)  
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there are two types of people. one type owns a reusable bottle which they fill with water and make smug comments about how bad bottled water is. Other people are baby eating jerks who drink bottled water.

Most of the first group knows that nalgene bottles have been pulled from alot of shelves over the speculation that type 7 plastic causes cancer. I normally dont buy into health related things but when stores started pulling them i figured it might be time to pass on the cancer bottle to my bro.

Anyways, i found a nice replacement. Platypus water bottle. its safe, its pliable (imagine drinking water from an IV bag) and was $12 shipped, im canadian and we love cheap shit.

Anyways, home water drinkers, buy it. you can buy it as a twist off or push pull (id imagine the push pull would get gnarled pretty quickly).
 
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Old 05-13-2008, 11:03 PM #2 (permalink)  
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i'll stick to my once every few hours cup. thanks for the heads up tho


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what stores started pulling them from shelves?
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Old 05-14-2008, 12:00 AM #5 (permalink)  
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what stores started pulling them from shelves?
Like all of them. Isn't this pretty old news? And hasn't it actually not really been proven?


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Old 05-14-2008, 12:06 AM #6 (permalink)  
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what stores started pulling them from shelves?
Like all of them. Isn't this pretty old news? And hasn't it actually not really been proven?
i dont know cause i only buy bottled water when im dying of thirst. not because of health reasons, but because i feel like a rape victim they ring it up and it says $1.50. and as far as i know the health thing is just b.s.
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what stores started pulling them from shelves?
Like all of them. Isn't this pretty old news? And hasn't it actually not really been proven?
i dont know cause i only buy bottled water when im dying of thirst. not because of health reasons, but because i feel like a rape victim they ring it up and it says $1.50. and as far as i know the health thing is just b.s.
It wasn't concerning the bottles used for the bottled water you buy. It was over those water bottles that you refill and take them everywhere. Like that hard plastic kind.


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Old 05-14-2008, 12:27 AM #8 (permalink)  
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im on a no water diet

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Old 05-14-2008, 12:40 AM #9 (permalink)  
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what stores started pulling them from shelves?
Like all of them. Isn't this pretty old news? And hasn't it actually not really been proven?
i dont know cause i only buy bottled water when im dying of thirst. not because of health reasons, but because i feel like a rape victim they ring it up and it says $1.50. and as far as i know the health thing is just b.s.
It wasn't concerning the bottles used for the bottled water you buy. It was over those water bottles that you refill and take them everywhere. Like that hard plastic kind.
god damnit. ive been doing that lot lately, just skimming over posts and missing key words. i blame running terrible at poker. sorry op.

i havent heard anything about nalgene bottles, but i heard similar complaints about regular bottled water, so i thought thats what he was talking about.
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Old 05-14-2008, 12:42 AM #10 (permalink)  
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im on a no water diet
that sounds really interesting, how does it work?
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Old 05-14-2008, 12:55 AM #11 (permalink)  
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You avoid water.

Initially, you shed a couple of lbs in water weight and hit a wall in weight-loss. A couple of days later, you'll be dead and the natural decay of your corpse will pay dividends on the scale.

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Wait, water comes in non bottle form? What?
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You avoid water.

Initially, you shed a couple of lbs in water weight and hit a wall in weight-loss. A couple of days later, you'll be dead and the natural decay of your corpse will pay dividends on the scale.
thats awesome!
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water bottles turn you GAY
Damnit is that what caused it?
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i dont know cause i only buy bottled water when im dying of thirst. not because of health reasons, but because i feel like a rape victim they ring it up and it says $1.50. and as far as i know the health thing is just b.s.
You don't have to buy them at a convenience store. Just buy a 24-pack of bottled water at the grocery store for $4. For the people who say bottled water is a waste of money / gay / whatever, there are some places where the tap water is NASTY and you're probably fortunate enough to live somewhere where the water is fine. Here in San Francisco it's great so I don't buy bottled water anymore. But Vegas tap water, for example, is completely undrinkable, it's not even clear. I used to live in Boston and their water was pretty foul too.
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you are forgetting to mention that it leads to global warming, too.

...as does everything now.
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you are forgetting to mention that it leads to global warming, too.

...as does everything now.
i find it just beyond funny that cows are really bad in terms of producing green house gases, because they fart so much.
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think cows are bad, you should be here when my uncle is in town!


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i dont know cause i only buy bottled water when im dying of thirst. not because of health reasons, but because i feel like a rape victim they ring it up and it says $1.50. and as far as i know the health thing is just b.s.
You don't have to buy them at a convenience store. Just buy a 24-pack of bottled water at the grocery store for $4. For the people who say bottled water is a waste of money / gay / whatever, there are some places where the tap water is NASTY and you're probably fortunate enough to live somewhere where the water is fine. Here in San Francisco it's great so I don't buy bottled water anymore. But Vegas tap water, for example, is completely undrinkable, it's not even clear. I used to live in Boston and their water was pretty foul too.
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