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Deanglow
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01-28-2008, 01:50 AM
Post subject: So my school is offering a poker class EDIT: CANCELED
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I'm not sure whether I should take it or not. I'm pretty sure the $35 fee makes it -EV. But I really want to see some dbag show up to class the first day with sunglasses and a hoodie. Thoughts? Would you take it?
https://www.union.ufl.edu/leisure/se...000&sem=Spring
EDIT: Sucks to say I got a voice mail with some chick saying "your class has been permanently canceled because the instructor is no longer able to teach it." Goddammit, what a letdown. I had so many good ideas.
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god damnit. i had a pipe dream idea of starting a poker university. like a one year night class or something. now its unoriginal.
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will641
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and yes you should take it. its a guaranteed A for you im sure, plus think how satisfying it would be to show donkeys up every day in class. especially if there are hot chicks in the class, it is way +EV.
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and yes you should take it. its a guaranteed A for you im sure, plus think how satisfying it would be to show donkeys up every day in class. especially if there are hot chicks in the class, it is way +EV.
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lol...soooo not happening.
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and yes you should take it. its a guaranteed A for you im sure, plus think how satisfying it would be to show donkeys up every day in class. especially if there are hot chicks in the class, it is way +EV.
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lol...soooo not happening. 
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shhhhh, you'll wake him up from his dream.
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The only potential value would be comedic. That's not happening.
9+ games over 7 weeks. You really think there is even time to talk about starting hand selection?
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I would take it for education value. Supplement the $500 or so I've spent on lessons/videos obv
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take the $35 to a stripclub
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only reason i might go is to get a chance to play with all the people who sign up for it
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only reason i might go is to get a chance to play with all the people who sign up for it
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Which makes this +EV if Hero plays live, imo.
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I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
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I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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Take the course... FTR regs donate bits to cover the entry fee... deanglow posts hysterical questions/comments from the class... we all laugh.
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So you click their picture and then you get their money?
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Take the course... FTR regs donate bits to cover the entry fee... deanglow posts hysterical questions/comments from the class... we all laugh.
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i'm down for $5
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Damn is it an online class i want to take it?
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Take the course... FTR regs donate bits to cover the entry fee... deanglow posts hysterical questions/comments from the class... we all laugh.
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i'm down for $5
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I am as well...
total donated: $10.
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So you click their picture and then you get their money?
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Oh snap I would take it if you guys roll me
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only reason i might go is to get a chance to play with all the people who sign up for it
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why would you want to play that low
let me know how the class compares to my vision
http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...es-t41190.html
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I'm in for 5
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only reason i might go is to get a chance to play with all the people who sign up for it
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Exactly dude!
$5.. sn to ship it to?
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I have $4 left on stars
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I bet you'll have a blast in the 5-card stud lesson.
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I have $4 left on stars
total donated: $24
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I will put in $6 to make up for XTR being short, but ONLY on the condition that we get snippets and/or updates after every class. Just let me know where to ship it.
One more donation and you are there.
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I'll definitely do weekly updates with some good details/anecdotes. Won't let you guys down.
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Can you confirm the spelling of your stars sn and Ill ship the monies.
edit: never mind shiped the 5$
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whats your stars sn?
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SN FFS
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i'm kemikar on stars. OK signing up for the class now.
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i'm kemikar on stars. OK signing up for the class now.
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Shipped.
and HOLY SHIT!!! I just clicked on the link and noticed it was a UF class.
Goooo Gators!!!
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rofl you were just rolled for your poker class
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only reason i might go is to get a chance to play with all the people who sign up for it
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Which makes this +EV if Hero plays live, imo.
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i agree
great way to find profittable home games
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shipped.
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So you click their picture and then you get their money?
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rofl you were just rolled for your poker class
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hilarious.
I'm excited for the updates.
I'm sure it doesn't need said, but don't do anything stupid like try and correct people or tell people you play on-line.
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Also, FTR needs to come up with some really awesome questions. All I can think of...
Isn't blackjack safer than poker because you're risking less per hand?
Has anyone played T5low wild? (what's that game gabe/lukie?)
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I'm definitely open to suggestions on questions. There is no way I'm going to tell people I play online, my roll, etc. Basically just going to act like a newbie like the rest of them.
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rofl you were just rolled for your poker class
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hilarious.
I'm excited for the updates.
I'm sure it doesn't need said, but don't do anything stupid like try and correct people or tell people you play on-line.
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I am also excited and this thread has great potential.
When do classes start?
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Ask things like:
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My first class is Wednesday, and it runs once a week until spring break.
Of course when I'm allin with 103s preflop I'm gonna be like "but it was sooted !!!!!"
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lol this has sooo much potential. Do we need $5 more still?
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I've received $21 so far out of the $35 so if anyone wants to donate feel free.
God I can't wait until Wednesday. I really hope my instructor is some old nitty guy who sucks.
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I so hope you organise study groups every night after class so you can practise what you've learnt with real monies...
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Just playing to improve.
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lol this could be classic
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Oh this is going to be fun.....
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Take all the theorems generated from this forum and 2p2. Then propose them in your class. Have your professor back you on these and submit them.....profit. Who are they going to believe, some forum miscreants or a professor?!?!?!!?!
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LOL OPERATIONS
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As stated make sure you go in acting like a complete nit.
When the intstructor gets to posting blinds make sure you rant about having to put a bet out before you see your cards, especially since the guy to your right doesn't have to put out as much as you do. It just ins't fair.
If done right your class update thread could easily be a heavy favorite for POTY.
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i shipped $5 also
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$5 shipped for the entertainment value. And when your teacher is trying to prove a point he is wrong because "you saw Gus Hansen or Sammy Farha doing something else on TV".
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As stated make sure you go in acting like a complete nit.
When the intstructor gets to posting blinds make sure you rant about having to put a bet out before you see your cards, especially since the guy to your right doesn't have to put out as much as you do. It just ins't fair.
If done right your class update thread could easily be a heavy favorite for POTY.
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$5 shipped for the entertainment value. And when your teacher is trying to prove a point he is wrong because "you saw Gus Hansen or Sammy Farha doing something else on TV".
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These are both great ideas and I'll be sure to use them. I've received the $35 so no need to send me more. First class is tomorrow at 7.
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Holy shit.. idea.. end of the course get your prof to play you HU 4 ROLLZ
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it would be awesome if barry greenstein, alan cunningham or some of that caliber were teaching the course
just a litttle dreammy
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