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  1. 07-25-2007 12:05 PM #1
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    Default So I've failed my driving test twice

    I don't appreciate that the only reason I am not allowed to drive on British roads is because I stopped about a foot over a give way line, presenting no danger to other road users, once in my test.

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  2. 07-25-2007 12:20 PM #2
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    get a booster seat so you can see over the dashboard?

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    Failing's not uncommon. I know plenty of girls that have failed their tests too.


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  6. 07-25-2007 12:49 PM #6
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  7. 07-25-2007 06:07 PM #7
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    They let you drive at 14?
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    Do you use a booster seat to see over the steering-wheel?
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    Is the driving center sponsored by Hot Wheels?
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    You probably just need better brakes on your whip.
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    So Dman, why have you been posting less?

    You know we can't hear your voice squeak over the internet.
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  12. 07-25-2007 07:35 PM #12
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    Hello 'rilla.
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  13. 07-25-2007 07:47 PM #13
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  14. 07-25-2007 08:56 PM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by Warpe
    get a booster seat so you can see over the dashboard?
    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    Do you use a booster seat to see over the steering-wheel?
    some jokes are worth telling twice, I guess

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  15. 07-25-2007 09:53 PM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by Warpe
    Quote Originally Posted by Warpe
    get a booster seat so you can see over the dashboard?
    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    Do you use a booster seat to see over the steering-wheel?
    some jokes are worth telling twice, I guess
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  18. 07-25-2007 11:57 PM #18
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    Ha, this thread is good stuff.

    D-man, what happens if you don't pass it a third time? Three strikes and you're riding the bus for the rest of your life, or is this a test you can take an infinite amount of times?


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  19. 07-26-2007 10:24 AM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by Triptanes
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    Nah you can take the British one as many times as you want. My mate failed 7.

    The most hilarious of which being when he looked under the steering wheel mid test searching for the fan heater.
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  21. 07-26-2007 02:20 PM #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by DaNutsInYoEye
    this is an actual CCTV shot of dwarfy on his test
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    Quote Originally Posted by Staresy
    Quote Originally Posted by DaNutsInYoEye
    this is an actual CCTV shot of dwarfy on his test
    Where's the examiner?
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  24. 10-18-2007 02:25 PM #24
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    Passed today. 5th attempt. Happy times
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  25. 10-18-2007 02:33 PM #25
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  26. 10-18-2007 02:34 PM #26
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    how do you fail a dring test 4 times? i cant imagine the test is THAT much harder over there.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bode
    how do you fail a dring test 4 times? i cant imagine the test is THAT much harder over there.
    haha ya i don't really get that either bode. it's pretty freaking simple in the US.
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  31. 10-19-2007 06:07 PM #31
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    Quote Originally Posted by martindcx1e
    Quote Originally Posted by bode
    how do you fail a dring test 4 times? i cant imagine the test is THAT much harder over there.
    haha ya i don't really get that either bode. it's pretty freaking simple in the US.
    Its a hell of a lot harsher over here. Some test centres have a pass rate of lower than 20%.
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    I failed three times. Don't think the norwegian ones are very hard really, I just suck at driving (my driving teacher was an alcoholic, lol). The third time I failed annoyed the hell out of me though.. I failed because I drove too slow in the countryside. Thing is it started snowing so much I couldnt see three metres ahead. Wtf did he think I had built in radar or something?
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    Quote Originally Posted by dwarfman
    Quote Originally Posted by martindcx1e
    Quote Originally Posted by bode
    how do you fail a dring test 4 times? i cant imagine the test is THAT much harder over there.
    haha ya i don't really get that either bode. it's pretty freaking simple in the US.
    Its a hell of a lot harsher over here. Some test centres have a pass rate of lower than 20%.
    well wtf do you have to do for it to be so hard anyways?
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    Quote Originally Posted by martindcx1e
    Quote Originally Posted by dwarfman
    Quote Originally Posted by martindcx1e
    Quote Originally Posted by bode
    how do you fail a dring test 4 times? i cant imagine the test is THAT much harder over there.
    haha ya i don't really get that either bode. it's pretty freaking simple in the US.
    Its a hell of a lot harsher over here. Some test centres have a pass rate of lower than 20%.
    well wtf do you have to do for it to be so hard anyways?
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