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Old 07-25-2007, 04:05 PM     Post subject: So I've failed my driving test twice #1 (permalink)  
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I don't appreciate that the only reason I am not allowed to drive on British roads is because I stopped about a foot over a give way line, presenting no danger to other road users, once in my test.

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Old 07-25-2007, 04:20 PM #2 (permalink)  
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Old 07-25-2007, 04:23 PM #3 (permalink)  
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Old 07-25-2007, 04:30 PM #4 (permalink)  
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Old 07-25-2007, 04:44 PM #5 (permalink)  
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Old 07-25-2007, 04:49 PM #6 (permalink)  
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Old 07-25-2007, 10:07 PM #7 (permalink)  
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They let you drive at 14?

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Old 07-25-2007, 10:08 PM #8 (permalink)  
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Do you use a booster seat to see over the steering-wheel?

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You mean the revolver, sir?
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Old 07-25-2007, 10:08 PM #9 (permalink)  
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Is the driving center sponsored by Hot Wheels?

Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
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Old 07-25-2007, 10:10 PM #10 (permalink)  
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You probably just need better brakes on your whip.

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Old 07-25-2007, 10:11 PM #11 (permalink)  
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So Dman, why have you been posting less?

You know we can't hear your voice squeak over the internet.

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Old 07-25-2007, 11:35 PM #12 (permalink)  
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Old 07-25-2007, 11:47 PM #13 (permalink)  
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Old 07-26-2007, 12:56 AM #14 (permalink)  
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Old 07-26-2007, 01:53 AM #15 (permalink)  
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Old 07-26-2007, 01:56 AM #16 (permalink)  
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Old 07-26-2007, 03:29 AM #17 (permalink)  
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Old 07-26-2007, 03:57 AM #18 (permalink)  
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Ha, this thread is good stuff.

D-man, what happens if you don't pass it a third time? Three strikes and you're riding the bus for the rest of your life, or is this a test you can take an infinite amount of times?


 
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Old 07-26-2007, 02:24 PM #19 (permalink)  
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Old 07-26-2007, 05:05 PM #20 (permalink)  
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 Nah you can take the British one as many times as you want. My mate failed 7.

The most hilarious of which being when he looked under the steering wheel mid test searching for the fan heater.
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Old 07-26-2007, 06:20 PM #21 (permalink)  
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Old 08-03-2007, 09:18 PM #22 (permalink)  
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Old 08-03-2007, 09:32 PM #23 (permalink)  
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Old 10-18-2007, 06:25 PM #24 (permalink)  
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Old 10-18-2007, 06:33 PM #25 (permalink)  
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Old 10-18-2007, 06:34 PM #26 (permalink)  
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Old 10-18-2007, 06:36 PM #27 (permalink)  
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 how do you fail a dring test 4 times? i cant imagine the test is THAT much harder over there.
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how do you fail a dring test 4 times? i cant imagine the test is THAT much harder over there.
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how do you fail a dring test 4 times? i cant imagine the test is THAT much harder over there.
haha ya i don't really get that either bode. it's pretty freaking simple in the US.
Its a hell of a lot harsher over here. Some test centres have a pass rate of lower than 20%.
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Old 10-19-2007, 11:47 PM #33 (permalink)  
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how do you fail a dring test 4 times? i cant imagine the test is THAT much harder over there.
haha ya i don't really get that either bode. it's pretty freaking simple in the US.
Its a hell of a lot harsher over here. Some test centres have a pass rate of lower than 20%.
well wtf do you have to do for it to be so hard anyways?
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how do you fail a dring test 4 times? i cant imagine the test is THAT much harder over there.
haha ya i don't really get that either bode. it's pretty freaking simple in the US.
Its a hell of a lot harsher over here. Some test centres have a pass rate of lower than 20%.
well wtf do you have to do for it to be so hard anyways?
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