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Old 09-09-2008, 07:55 PM     Post subject: so ive come up with a living will #1 (permalink)  

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 I,__________________, being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means. Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead politicians who couldn't pass ninth-grade biology if their lives depended on it, or lawyers/doctors interested in simply running up the bills. If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to ask for at least one of the following:

A Jim Beam & Coke
Chocolate
Margarita
Sex
A Nice Juicy Steak
A Cold Corona
A Blow Job
Chocolate
Chicken fried steak
Sex
Mexican food
Chocolate
French fries
A Blow Job
Chocolate
Pizza
Sex
Mint Choclate Chip Ice cream
Sex
Chocolate
A Blow Job

It should be presumed that I won't ever get better. When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my appointed person and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes, let the 'fat lady sing,' and call it a day!
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Old 09-09-2008, 08:07 PM #2 (permalink)  
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 whoops...my bad...

and SEX!!
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