So im shaving my balls, right...

[Reidak]

Epic

[swiggidy]

shaving FTW

haha @ getting caught

you shouldn't have claimed the best title cuz the whole reason I clicked on the thread was to say:
Best. Title. Ever.

[Lukie]

ok shaving is good, but i try to shy away from the sack honestly

[Reidak]

Personally, i liked my balls being sucked. last thing i want is to see one of my love bristles flossed between my dates' front teeth.

[bigspenda73]

I have a theory relating to the correllation of amount of pubic hair vs. length in time between sexual activity.

It's just a theory though...

[swiggidy]

ok shaving is good, but i try to shy away from the sack honestly

At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.

[zook]

I cringed when I read this thread title. Nice work.

[Numbr2intheWorld]

I have a theory relating to the correllation of amount of pubic hair vs. length in time between sexual activity.

It's just a theory though...

And what is it?

[Galapogos]

Geez, get with the waxing boys.

[bigspenda73]

I have a theory relating to the correllation of amount of pubic hair vs. length in time between sexual activity.

It's just a theory though...

And what is it?

Hair and amount of sex are negatively correlated

i.e.- More hair=less sex

[Galapogos]

i.e.- More hair=less head

fyp

[bigspenda73]

Im "up" for suggestions

[bigspenda73]

i.e.- More hair=less head

fyp

My theory is not about how hair affects your levels of sexual activity rather how much sexual activity one has affects their grooming rituals.

[Miffed22001]

ok shaving is good, but i try to shy away from the sack honestly

QFT

[pokadave]

i never tried shaving my sack, im actually kinda scared to try... but im gonna try now considering alot of people have tried it...

[Reidak]

For a smoother ride, do it in the shower, and wait at least 5 minutes for all the hair to soften up.

If your a first time baller (get it?)

(well, you should)

anyways slather on a bunch of your conditioner. Let it soak in for a half minute or so. shampoo ur head or soemthing during this time. This makes for a much cleaner, closer shave. Personally I go againts the grain but on the boys there isnt really any grain to go on so i go from bottom up.

Good luck

dont cough.

[jyms]

I agree 100% with the theory spenda, big shaver here by the way Jishu. I'd stay away from claiming the rights to greatest thread ever though, LittleWashu is far and away the leader in that respect with his blog as noted by many respected FTR members.

[swiggidy]

Funnu, but

I'd stay away from claiming the rights to greatest thread ever though

best thread title possibly ever

[zook]

This thread is so much better without pics.

[Reidak]

I think some diagrams would benefit the community

[Reidak]

And my claim was

best thread TITLE POSSIBLY ever

I know there are alot better posts out there, but when it comes to just the title this one was pretty good

[bigspenda73]

Trip report in 20 minutes

[zook]

Address to give 911 if we don't hear back from you in half an hour?

[swiggidy]

lol @ people shaving their balls because of this thread. I think I'll start a poll...

{EDIT: done
http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...oker-53478.htm

spenda, glad your journey ended safely}

[bigspenda73]

Ok, Im back. Tougher than I expected. Jishu's tips were helpful and I managed to end the adventure unscathed.

[Reidak]

Thats awesome. I heave leared through pain and bleeding that if you try to shave it clean when its full grown youll ruin a couple good razors. Thats why u gotta clear the brush before you mow the lawn. Too many strokes will irritate it, and the conditioner trick makes it unbeleivably close and smooth. If you jsut use soap youll hurt yourself.

MORE REPORTS NEEDED

[swiggidy]

I don't use soap or anything. However, I can shave my face no prob just using hot water so I'm probably an exception.

[jyms]

The conditioner is a great trick to use. I use it for my head and face as well. The cheaper the better. Try it for anything you shave.

[euphoricism]

any tips for an electric razor and a face? I've always been a handheld razor guy, but I got a very nice electric razor as a gift -- its really fucking fast, but not very close...

[dsmrolla06]

Against the grain is definately not the way to go anywhere below the belt...

[Reidak]

Against the grain is definately not the way to go anywhere below the belt...

I use a mach 3 fusion. Shitloada blades on it. The way i see it when i go with the grain I can never get it close enough. when i rub my hand on it its not smooth its really prickly going againts the grain. dont like it.

If you do it in the shower the steam and heat will oepn your ballicles (ball follicles), and then use conditioner to make it nice and smooth, let it soak in for extra smoothness. Doing this, you get a nice clean shear with no bleeding or pain

[Da GOAT]

Ok, Im back. Tougher than I expected. Jishu's tips were helpful and I managed to end the adventure unscathed.

this is fucking so funny coz i read the post from the bottom up. i stopped reading upwards right there

[boost]

whats wrong with shaving cream? Ive bled a couple of times, but I never felt it at all.

[jyms]

whats wrong with shaving cream?

Ive bled a couple of times,

[Reidak]

the problem is. your bleeding.

[boost]

hmm.. well maybe Ill try your fancy schmancy conditioner trick...

[Da GOAT]

listens to the poet:


Inspired by a few experiences of me trying to shave my balls...

"Shaving My Balls" by Alexander The Poet

When I shave my balls,
I can never do it right
My pubic hair falls,
On both my thighs, left and right

I never shave close,
To my hairy scrotum flesh
And that really blows,
Because I can't feel as fresh

I know if I try,
To shave real close to my sac
I'll bleed and I'll cry,
Some pints of blood I will lack

The next time I shave,
I will not go near my balls
I am not that brave,
I am not that brave at all

THE END

[givememyleg]

I'm going to shower right now, I'll report my results after.

[Reidak]

Response in haiku form

my balls need a shave
wow, that was really easy
smooth as eggs, baby!

[jyms]

People, do not just let them hang and shave them. You have to stretch them, mold them and move them. Go slow until you are comfortable, and don't use a mirror. If youj can't just look down and shave them, you have other things that need addressing first and foremost. Short strokes and sharper razors are your best friends. And never go for baby bottom smooth on the first try. You will be at it for too long and get razor rash. don't struggle for every hair. You'll get the rest tomorrow. And don't shave your nuts and leave a shag carpet up to your navel. Trim that too, you don't need to shave this, but closer is better.

[Reidak]

Okay. I think its time to build on this topic.

Id like to share my secret for sculpting the perfect racing stripe. Its basically a long patch of that that goes from your shaft up to wherever ur pubic bone stops. if ur a baller you have hair from your navel down, its awesome when they are connected. awesome.

Anyways start with a good, close trim. Preferably with someone elses beard trimmer. Being evil is good. Then, in your shower, using the Jishu technique, shave the sides clean. try pulling the skin under your navel taught, up into your ribs, so the skin is fully stretched. this ensures a nice, clean line down the side. nothing looks worse than a butchered stripe.

if you notice you made it crooked, just shave it all off and try again next week.

Some rules for the stripe

1) dont show everyone how awesome it looks. Nobody cares. you can be arrested for this.

2) keep the thickness CLOSE to the size of your flaccid shaft. IVe tried thinner and larger and I asked (seriously, i did.) girl what they thought and they seemed to like it more when it was close to the size of my limp pee pee. maybe they were lying to me. i dont care. blowjobs rock.

3) dont talk about fight club

4) give it a try.

[bigspenda73]

It's absolutely amazing to me how open this thread is with very little flaming. Pretty cool.

[givememyleg]

I'm going to shower right now, I'll report my results after.

Wow that went surprisingly well. I've never before been able to shave against the grain like that with cream, but with conditioner it worked magically. Jishu is the king of shaving your privates. It's silky smooth and bare as a babies bottom, and pics are available upon request, bigred.

[Reidak]

I'm going to shower right now, I'll report my results after.

Wow that went surprisingly well. I've never before been able to shave against the grain like that with cream, but with conditioner it worked magically. Jishu is the king of shaving his own privates, while sharing his knowledge of the craft with others. It's silky smooth and bare as a babies bottom, and pics are available upon request, bigred.

FYP

I won't shave other people's privates.

[givememyleg]

I'm going to shower right now, I'll report my results after.

Wow that went surprisingly well. I've never before been able to shave against the grain like that with cream, but with conditioner it worked magically. Jishu is the king of shaving his own privates, while sharing his knowledge of the craft with others. It's silky smooth and bare as a babies bottom, and pics are available upon request, bigred.

FYP

I won't shave other people's privates.

Please?

[boost]

I'm going to shower right now, I'll report my results after.

Wow that went surprisingly well. I've never before been able to shave against the grain like that with cream, but with conditioner it worked magically. Jishu is the king of shaving his own privates, while sharing his knowledge of the craft with others. It's silky smooth and bare as a babies bottom, and pics are available upon request, bigred.

FYP

I won't shave other people's privates.

shaving a girl can be lots of fun...

[Reidak]

gmml - no. sorry.

boost - touche.

[Reidak]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsl2SgAeoAk

discuss.

[dsmrolla06]

Against the grain you have to worry about ingrown hairs a couple days later...

[swiggidy]

this thread is #$%#$^ing hilarious. Never in my life would I have expected to be so amused by a thread about shaving balls.

Jishu, you should change your location to "Being the King of Shaving your privates".

I'm not a fan of the racing stripe idea, but it's possible I'm too harry to pull it off. I tried shaving my chest once, that was a terrible idea. Looked dumb and I couldn't get it smooth.

[Reidak]

Awesome idea Swig. Updated.

Whatever, id give it a try. if you fail just clean it up and try next week. Pubes grow back fast so its not a big deal anyways

[swiggidy]

and it's not like I'm getting any...

[funeduc8or]

Okay!!! So, I'm in this thread because it was recommended reading by GATORJH!!!! LOL I almost wet myself from just reading these posts!!!

My take on this??? It is scientifically proven that the more sex you have the longer you live. LIVE LONGER - KEEP THEM SHAVED!!!

If we ladies can do our parts, you can at least do yours!!! [/i]

[Reidak]

Okay!!! So, I'm in this thread because it was recommended reading by GATORJH!!!! LOL I almost wet myself from just reading these posts!!!

My take on this??? It is scientifically proven that the more sex you have the longer you live. LIVE LONGER - KEEP THEM SHAVED!!!

If we ladies can do our parts, you can at least do yours!!! [/i]

Nice. A womans verdict. Glad you enjoyed the posts. (I liked the field reports, personally.) This thread is still going so if anyone else has a contribution...

[givememyleg]

Hey cool another chick here in the commune. That takes the total now up to 3.

[swiggidy]

yeah mystery lady, you should prob post more

[mrhappy333]

Ok, I have never shaved my balls, but I may have trimmed a few things before.

1. How do you get rid of the itch from being trimmed up? don't cut it so short?

2. I cant believe I just asked that question.

[Reidak]

Ok, I have never shaved my balls, but I may have trimmed a few things before.

1. How do you get rid of the itch from being trimmed up? don't cut it so short?

2. I cant believe I just asked that question.

Trust me, you did. If you want to relieve the itch i would maybe try a bit of baby powder on the cleared area. Not a ton, just a little. It helps because the itching and irritation you get it mostly from friction with your underwear and pants.

Also, trimming frequently, you eventually just get used to it.

Also, shaving your balls is +EV. Try it once, at least. life-changing.

Being smoother than eggs,

Jishu.

[funeduc8or]

yeah mystery lady, you should prob post more

Aw, shucks!! I feel honored to be welcomed into this "ball breaking boys' club"!

I will do my best to post more! Just keep threads like these coming!

[a500lbgorilla]

Wow, if things like this continue, we might get bigred to talk to his first girl (sort of).

[donkbee]

if ur a baller you have hair from your navel down

I really like this hair on my guy for some reason ...

Trimming pubes is the minimum a guy must do if he wants me to go down on him. While I'm down there though, if his balls are shaved, I'll for sure no question no hesitation suck on them. I won't even think about it if they're hairy though.

It's kinda the difference between the guy having to ask me and me deciding to do it myself without being told. If they're hairy, he'll have to say, "can you suck my balls?" before I even think about it. And then I'll probably not do it for very long. If they're clean and shaved though, I'll do it before he asks because I'll notice them and want to do it in the first place.

Anyway, I will leave this thread now :P

[zook]

Jesus Christ. I squirmed just reading the last couple of posts.

I nominate this thread for perma-sticky.

[swiggidy]

I nominate this thread for perma-sticky.

Seconded

[boost]

Thanks for the compliment on the NSFW thread, Court...you should call me sometime, I’m not just a pro at making a man’s fantasy come true.....

wait... what?

[Galapogos]

Jesus Christ. I squirmed just reading the last couple of posts.

I nominate this thread for perma-sticky.

So it'll match your right palm?

[IowaSkinsFan]

but I will say that I am very very good at what I do down there. I

Too bad VQC can't say the same amirite?
lol, you're my favorite commune poster BTW (trying to get a sexual favor).

[gabe]

pretty sure thread already got sticky

[boost]

pretty sure thread already got sticky

you failed to bring the funny

I am disapointed.

[Reidak]

I nominate this thread for perma-sticky.

Seconded

Thirded.

[Reidak]

I nominate this thread for perma-sticky.

Seconded

Thirded.

[vqc]

this thread is ball lickingly good.

[Reidak]

are titles requestable?

[boost]

they are just for mods.

[Reidak]

Can i be the scrotal mod?

[a500lbgorilla]

Nope, you gotta do a bit more for the community than shave your balls. I'm not going to tell you some of the stuff I had to do to get to mod the commune, but it wasn't as mundane as slicing off some pubes.