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    Awesome idea Swig. Updated.

    Whatever, id give it a try. if you fail just clean it up and try next week. Pubes grow back fast so its not a big deal anyways
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    Okay!!! So, I'm in this thread because it was recommended reading by GATORJH!!!! LOL I almost wet myself from just reading these posts!!!

    My take on this??? It is scientifically proven that the more sex you have the longer you live. LIVE LONGER - KEEP THEM SHAVED!!!

    If we ladies can do our parts, you can at least do yours!!! [/i]
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    Quote Originally Posted by funeduc8or
    Okay!!! So, I'm in this thread because it was recommended reading by GATORJH!!!! LOL I almost wet myself from just reading these posts!!!

    My take on this??? It is scientifically proven that the more sex you have the longer you live. LIVE LONGER - KEEP THEM SHAVED!!!

    If we ladies can do our parts, you can at least do yours!!! [/i]
    Nice. A womans verdict. Glad you enjoyed the posts. (I liked the field reports, personally.) This thread is still going so if anyone else has a contribution...
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    Hey cool another chick here in the commune. That takes the total now up to 3.


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    yeah mystery lady, you should prob post more
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    Ok, I have never shaved my balls, but I may have trimmed a few things before.

    1. How do you get rid of the itch from being trimmed up? don't cut it so short?

    2. I cant believe I just asked that question.
    3 3 3 I'm only half evil.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mrhappy333
    Ok, I have never shaved my balls, but I may have trimmed a few things before.

    1. How do you get rid of the itch from being trimmed up? don't cut it so short?

    2. I cant believe I just asked that question.
    Trust me, you did. If you want to relieve the itch i would maybe try a bit of baby powder on the cleared area. Not a ton, just a little. It helps because the itching and irritation you get it mostly from friction with your underwear and pants.

    Also, trimming frequently, you eventually just get used to it.

    Also, shaving your balls is +EV. Try it once, at least. life-changing.

    Being smoother than eggs,

    Jishu.
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    Quote Originally Posted by swiggidy
    yeah mystery lady, you should prob post more
    Aw, shucks!! I feel honored to be welcomed into this "ball breaking boys' club"!

    I will do my best to post more! Just keep threads like these coming!
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    Wow, if things like this continue, we might get bigred to talk to his first girl (sort of).
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jishu
    if ur a baller you have hair from your navel down
    I really like this hair on my guy for some reason ...

    Trimming pubes is the minimum a guy must do if he wants me to go down on him. While I'm down there though, if his balls are shaved, I'll for sure no question no hesitation suck on them. I won't even think about it if they're hairy though.

    It's kinda the difference between the guy having to ask me and me deciding to do it myself without being told. If they're hairy, he'll have to say, "can you suck my balls?" before I even think about it. And then I'll probably not do it for very long. If they're clean and shaved though, I'll do it before he asks because I'll notice them and want to do it in the first place.

    Anyway, I will leave this thread now :P
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    Jesus Christ. I squirmed just reading the last couple of posts.

    I nominate this thread for perma-sticky.
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    Quote Originally Posted by zook
    I nominate this thread for perma-sticky.
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    Quote Originally Posted by VQCsGirl

    Thanks for the compliment on the NSFW thread, Court...you should call me sometime, I’m not just a pro at making a man’s fantasy come true.....
    wait... what?
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    Quote Originally Posted by zook
    Jesus Christ. I squirmed just reading the last couple of posts.

    I nominate this thread for perma-sticky.
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    Quote Originally Posted by VQCsGirl
    but I will say that I am very very good at what I do down there. I
    Too bad VQC can't say the same amirite?
    lol, you're my favorite commune poster BTW (trying to get a sexual favor).
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    pretty sure thread already got sticky
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    Quote Originally Posted by gabe
    pretty sure thread already got sticky
    you failed to bring the funny

    I am disapointed.
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    Quote Originally Posted by swiggidy
    Quote Originally Posted by zook
    I nominate this thread for perma-sticky.
    Seconded
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    Quote Originally Posted by swiggidy
    Quote Originally Posted by zook
    I nominate this thread for perma-sticky.
    Seconded
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    this thread is ball lickingly good.
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    are titles requestable?
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    they are just for mods.
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    Can i be the scrotal mod?
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    Nope, you gotta do a bit more for the community than shave your balls. I'm not going to tell you some of the stuff I had to do to get to mod the commune, but it wasn't as mundane as slicing off some pubes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by courtiebee
    It's kinda the difference between the guy having to ask me and me deciding to do it myself without being told. If they're hairy, he'll have to say, "can you suck my balls?" before I even think about it. And then I'll probably not do it for very long. If they're clean and shaved though, I'll do it before he asks because I'll notice them and want to do it in the first place.

    Anyway, I will leave this thread now :P

    I am right there with you, Court!!! Okay - not "right there" with you, but I'm sure there would be no objection from the guys if I were! LOL
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    I am right there with you, Court!!! Okay - not "right there" with you, but I'm sure there would be no objection from the guys if I were! LOL
    We dont shave em for nothin.
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    weeeeeeeeeee


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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    Nope, you gotta do a bit more for the community than shave your balls. I'm not going to tell you some of the stuff I had to do to get to mod the commune, but it wasn't as mundane as slicing off some pubes.


    Quote Originally Posted by sauce123
    I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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    It took 2 hands.
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    lol funny stuff. Shave them when they are cold, cuz they are shrivled and you can shave them better. When its hot they hang low and makes it tougher. Just my observation on shaven them since I have been doing it for some time now...


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    Trip report:

    me: Honey, do we have any baby powder?
    gf: Hmmm, I don't think so. What do you need it for?
    me: I'm thinking about shaving my balls. I hear you need baby powder afterward.
    gf: (Laughs.) (Pause.) I can run out and pick some up for you...

    Brought the Gillette Fusion into the shower (IT HAS FIVE BLADES) and lathered up liberally with conditioner. It took me awhile, but no cuts and they're smooth as eggs.

    So far, I'm a happy man. But the real test comes later!
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    gf: (Laughs.) (Pause.) I can run out and pick some up for you...
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    LOL zook that was an awesome trip report.

    And as for the baby powder its not a 'must' really. Try just shaving and leave em be. You might be fortunate enough to not have to use the baby powder. however, if you do need the baby powder, youll be glad you had some.

    You can't write comedy this good.
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    Quote Originally Posted by VQCsGirl
    Quote Originally Posted by IowaSkinsFan
    Quote Originally Posted by VQCsGirl
    but I will say that I am very very good at what I do down there. I
    Too bad VQC can't say the same amirite?
    lol, you're my favorite commune poster BTW (trying to get a sexual favor).
    Oh trust me, he works absolute wonders in that...area. Thanks for the compliment but I'm a one-man girl. Court or the Mystery Lady, you up for scratching that itch?
    VQCsGirl, CourtieBee and funeduc8or (aka GaGatorGirl) together for a rompfest? Hang on - vision coming in. OH YEA!!!!! BTW, if you three need a cameraman, or towel boy, or whatever just let me know.
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    I would be very much a beginner when it comes to ball shaving but I'm hoping that with a little help from you experts I can soon be on the path to the promised land.

    Firstly, I'd like to ask about the types of shavers you guys use. I'm looking more towards the beard trimmer end of things because I have little experience with wet shaving and I don't feel like procticing on my balls.

    I'll post more Q's as I come up with them. Expect a full TR.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Irisheyes
    I would be very much a beginner when it comes to ball shaving but I'm hoping that with a little help from you experts I can soon be on the path to the promised land.

    Firstly, I'd like to ask about the types of shavers you guys use. I'm looking more towards the beard trimmer end of things because I have little experience with wet shaving and I don't feel like procticing on my balls.

    I'll post more Q's as I come up with them. Expect a full TR.
    OOOHH A VIRGIN!

    First, lets differentiate from trimmers and shavers. trimmers like beard trimmers are excellent choices because they are smaller and are more versatile in tight spaces. You can even pick up a mini one at a department store for 10 bucks. with this, you can trim down nice and short.

    After this, you should invest in a multi-bladed razor. I reccomend a mach 3 whatever they have now. phantom i think, or something. With this, you can completely remove all the hair from your pubic bone/balls.

    Balls are essential. its scary the first couple times, but youll be alright.

    Smooth as eggs.

    PS if your interested in doing it now you can always trim down with scissors but it doesnt look to cool if thats the look u wanna go for. need a trimmer to keep it even. unless you got alot of time on ur hands and can trim them all the same length. gg tho.
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    Quote Originally Posted by funeduc8or
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    Cool, thanks.

    So like a nose and ear hair trimmer would be good?
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    yeah trimmers are awesome!

    you could always do what women do and practice on your legs before you go for down below.
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    Quote Originally Posted by courtiebee
    yeah trimmers are awesome!

    you could always do what women do and practice on your legs before you go for down below.
    hmm.. with summer coming up im not sure if thats the best idea for a guy.



    shoot for something that looks like that, irish.

    The size doesnt really matter. a small one gets the job done nicely. look for one thats rechargeable with a stand. thats what mine is. look for one with attachments too, most of them all come with a set, just be sure to check.

    the best place to do it, i find, is i have a tub/shower stall, so i stand with one foot on each side and my junk is right in the middle of the tub. i go bannanas and then i turn the shower on and everything washes into the drain nice n easy.
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    OK I'm gonna go the store tomorrow and get myself a trimmer like that. The shaving should get done tomorrow evening. gf is coming over so I'm thinking I can maybe make this a group effort. I'm still scared of the mach 3 though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Irisheyes
    OK I'm gonna go the store tomorrow and get myself a trimmer like that. The shaving should get done tomorrow evening. gf is coming over so I'm thinking I can maybe make this a group effort. I'm still scared of the mach 3 though.
    My mach 3 has 5 blades and it virbrates. I duno if the vibrating helps any but it sure does feel nice.
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    Either I suck at it or I am jsut a hairy goon because I have shaved for 2 days consecutively, in the shower about 1/2 hour- 45 min. each and the boys still look like an old man's head- pretty clean but with single long hairs wisped all over the place. Do I trim these before I attempt to shave them? It seems like they just get patted down and I can't get at them.
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    Christ, this brings memories of 2 and a half years ago....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zee Devee
    Either I suck at it or I am jsut a hairy goon because I have shaved for 2 days consecutively, in the shower about 1/2 hour- 45 min. each and the boys still look like an old man's head- pretty clean but with single long hairs wisped all over the place. Do I trim these before I attempt to shave them? It seems like they just get patted down and I can't get at them.
    Yeah, that will happen. what you should do is be sure your using a fresh razor blade. pubes are rough and they dull ur razor faster than face hair will. second, when your doing it apply more pressure. not too much, tho. then rise. lather up again, and always make sure the blade is clean. i stick it right close to the showerhead and blast all the stuff out. do it again. there is no way youll miss anything with that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zee Devee
    Either I suck at it or I am jsut a hairy goon because I have shaved for 2 days consecutively, in the shower about 1/2 hour- 45 min. each and the boys still look like an old man's head- pretty clean but with single long hairs wisped all over the place. Do I trim these before I attempt to shave them? It seems like they just get patted down and I can't get at them.
    Well, girls miss these hairs just as guys do. If you're not opposed to a bath, relax in a bath for a while, then shave in there. This will allow you to spread your legs a bit better, allowing for a better angle and view.

    Damn! I can't believe I'm actually giving advice on how to shave balls better......but DAMN, if they aren't so much more enjoyable to play with when shaved!?!?!

    Good luck!
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    it is the general consensus that if they are smooth as eggs, they get sucked no question asked. its a good ROI i think.

    Post 100 btw.

    Would never have guessed
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    Wait till I get my trip report complete with diagrams in here. This thread is gunna explode!!

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