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01-14-2008, 05:01 AM
Post subject: So I'm going to try an avacado
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I'm under the impression that I'm supposed to like cut it in half and take out the seed shit or something. What part do I fucking eat?
FYI, I've never tried it or really seen more than like 2 in my fucking lifetime except by accident when I stumbled into the produce section at Wal-Mart.
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
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I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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you mean like right now?
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01-14-2008, 05:11 AM
Post subject: Re: So I'm going to try an avacado
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Originally Posted by spoonitnow
FYI, I've never tried it or really seen more than like 2 in my fucking lifetime except by accident when I stumbled into the produce section at Wal-Mart.
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well you have been seriously deprived for 'x' years.
x=your age
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one of the most important things to avocado enjoyment is ripeness
most avocados need to be ripened a day or three
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My favorite way to eat them is an avocado sandwich. It sounds weird, but slice it up, butter a couple pieces of bread, put the avocado on them, add garlic salt, enjoy.
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Watch out, they're mushy.
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I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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is it really that complicated to work out which part to eat?
hint: it's not the hard as diamond brown stone in the middle
it's not the leathery black skin
ancient man took millenia to work out the conundrum
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Originally Posted by pantherhound
is it really that complicated to work out which part to eat?
hint: it's not the hard as diamond brown stone in the middle
it's not the leathery black skin
ancient man took millenia to work out the conundrum
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Well if you had thought about it, you might have figured out that I haven't SEEN THE INSIDE OF THE MOTHERFUCKER so I might not know what it looks like, yaknow?
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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Just wait until it is slightly mushy on the outside. If when you open it is a healthy green with a few dark patches eat it.
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Cut it in two lengthwise around the pit then pull it apart. If you're not eating it immediately put some lemon juice on it cause it turns a brown really fast once it's exposed to air.
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Yuck.
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Cut it in two lengthwise around the pit then pull it apart. If you're not eating it immediately put some lemon juice on it cause it turns a brown really fast once it's exposed to air.
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So it has a pit like a peach or w/e?
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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it has a pit like a peach
avocado is great on BLT's, made into guacamole or with some russian/french style dressing---i prefer honey mustard dressing on my avocado
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cut into chunks w a little balsamic vinegar is nice
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do a google search, "how to cut an avocado".
i still dont believe you that youve never seen an avocado. its conceivable you haven't seen one in real life. its not conceivable that youve never seen one on tv or on the internet or at a restaurant where one of your friends had it in his/her dish.
also spoon, have you had guacamole before? because the main ingredient in that is avocado.
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my wife mixes the Avacodo with Mayonaise , garlic, a little lime juice. good stuff.
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Originally Posted by pantherhound
is it really that complicated to work out which part to eat?
hint: it's not the hard as diamond brown stone in the middle
it's not the leathery black skin
ancient man took millenia to work out the conundrum
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A+
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Okay so I cut the bastard open.
Is it supposed to be kind of soft and mushy and shit?
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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I must admit, I was worried that this was another mastrubation thread before I opened it.
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its not really that inconceivable. I go to culinary school with this kid who had not tried and avacado until our first block of school. In our parents life time, and even some of ours it was not common to find sour cream, cottage cheese, and cream cheese at your local grocer. Now think, spoon lives in the straight up boonies, is it that suprsing to you that he hasnt seen one?
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Watch out, they're mushy.
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Originally Posted by sauce123
I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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Watch out, they're mushy.
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Ty. It tasted alright but the texture fucked with me a little.
Yay for being outgoing.
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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Maybe I will try one soon. Although I have had guacamole before, so I guess I technically have consumed avocado before.
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Dammit! Now I'm hungry for avocado's!
Nice going!
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wtf?
is this some kind of alien fruit that's never been seen on earth before?
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Originally Posted by boost
is it that suprsing to you that he hasnt seen one?
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spoon quote
except by accident when I stumbled into the produce section at Wal-Mart.
AY AY AY! ¡UN AGUATE, YO NO ENTIENDO!
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wtf?
is this some kind of alien fruit that's never been seen on earth before? |
wtf? Are you a stander too?
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Originally Posted by boost
is it that suprsing to you that he hasnt seen one?
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spoon quote
except by accident when I stumbled into the produce section at Wal-Mart.
AY AY AY! ¡UN AGUA CATE, YO NO ENTIENDO! |
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wtf?
is this some kind of alien fruit that's never been seen on earth before? |
wtf? Are you a stander too? |
Only in most public bathrooms.
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