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Old 09-10-2011, 02:57 PM #51 (permalink)  
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Old 09-10-2011, 02:58 PM #52 (permalink)  
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Let the photoshopping begin!
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Old 09-10-2011, 04:58 PM #53 (permalink)  
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oh my god. it's so much better than expected.

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Old 09-10-2011, 05:06 PM #54 (permalink)  
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When was it most common to contemplate suicide, before, after, or during a gig?
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Meh, he was wearing the same thing in Vegas.
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Old 09-10-2011, 05:49 PM #57 (permalink)  
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Before. Suiting up was the worst. I was pretty upset at my selling of the soul just to make a few bucks.

After wasn't so bad. The money was oddly quite good (given the position) so suicide wasn't contemplated as they handed me bills.
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Old 09-10-2011, 06:02 PM #58 (permalink)  
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Meh, he was wearing the same thing in Vegas.
This. He kept going on about table image.
 
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Old 09-10-2011, 08:17 PM #59 (permalink)  
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Old 09-10-2011, 11:29 PM #60 (permalink)  
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i think the most shocking thing is that you are not in fact the guy in your avatar.
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i think the most shocking thing is that you are not in fact the guy in your avatar.
You thought boog was Larry David?
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Old 09-11-2011, 01:41 AM #62 (permalink)  
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Don't clowns wear makeup?

Or is that just what the bad man wore so I didn't know who it was?
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Old 09-11-2011, 03:51 AM #64 (permalink)  
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Can't (shouldn't) a mod makes this pic boogs avatar? At least for a little while. I think it's criminal not to.
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Old 09-11-2011, 02:00 PM #66 (permalink)  
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Awwwwweeeee.

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A+ thread.
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Old 09-11-2011, 05:07 PM #68 (permalink)  
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I'll assume you do face painting. I'll take a Batman symbol, please.
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Old 09-11-2011, 06:27 PM #71 (permalink)  
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This thread led to me googling some clown stuff, and images of the clown from IT appeared on my screen, and man, that shit still kinda freaks me out.
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Old 09-12-2011, 01:26 AM #76 (permalink)  
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Can someone photoshop a large prison inmate behind boog?
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Old 09-12-2011, 01:29 AM #78 (permalink)  
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And prison bars in his hands?
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might be a good time to link the o.g. thread:

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who's the chick in gabe's meme? I'd totally pee in her butt.
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