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that i was forced to pull my car over just so I could throw up...
none of which made it outside of the car, almost passed out in driver seat then rolled down windows and made it the rest of the way home...
has anyone been in a similar situation as this?
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yes but not drunk, food poisoning ftl, 2 hour drive home from raleigh also
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i got drunk and i have ll these hand injuries i dont remember
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05-11-2008, 06:44 PM
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No and you're going to get flamed for driving.
I started writing an e-mail last night and woke up at 6am with all my clothes on and the lights on (I did manage to make the 6 ft to my bed).
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I was in the back seat of a buddy's car once when a bunch of us were heading to a party pre-loaded. I opened the door to throw up but I just aimed at the door anyway instead of the open space. No one was really pumped about the drive home the next morning.
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I got drunk and played poker last night. Probably would have been better off driving. 
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got drunk and brought a girl home, i win
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05-11-2008, 07:38 PM
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that i was forced to pull my car over just so I could throw up...
none of which made it outside of the car, almost passed out in driver seat then rolled down windows and made it the rest of the way home...
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no because no one is stupid enough to drive that hammered. ive driven pretty hammered before but i was like 16 so thats ancient history. i have no problem with ppl driving with like 6 drinks in them, because i think the .8 rule is bs. its only when people drive totally wasted (like you) that it becomes a serious problem.
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I got drunk and played poker last night. Probably would have been better off driving. |
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I got drunk and played poker last night. Probably would have been better off driving. |
hahha me too |
yea thats what happened to me... so i had to leave casino drunk and drove home...
but fwiw i was pretty drunk, but i was doing a good job driving... i pay attention more after drinking, and the throwing up just woke me up completly
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got drunk and brought a girl home, Ii win
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I got drunk and had a girl take ME home.
I win.
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but fwiw i was pretty drunk, but i was doing a good job driving... i pay attention more after drinking, and the throwing up just woke me up completly
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this is wrong on so many levels
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but fwiw i was pretty drunk, but i was doing a good job driving... i pay attention more after drinking, and the throwing up just woke me up completly
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this is wrong on so many levels |
qft
Not that I have never driven drunk, but it's easily one of the stupidest things I've done.
fwiw, just about everyone thinks they do a good job driving drunk.
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This is like saying last night I got strung out on coke and killed a hooker. Sure you aren't the only person who has done it, but it's really something you would be better off keeping to yourself.
I would say if you are at the point of fighting to stay awake, it doesn't matter how hard you are concentrating. Even if you aren't drunk, driving exhausted is just as bad.
Is this some kind of level?
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dont my uncle died cos of this.
not that i ever met him, he died before i was born but that might bring it home a bit.
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This is like saying last night I got strung out on coke and killed a hooker. Sure you aren't the only person who has done it, but it's really something you would be better off keeping to yourself.
I would say if you are at the point of fighting to stay awake, it doesn't matter how hard you are concentrating. Even if you aren't drunk, driving exhausted is just as bad.
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05-12-2008, 12:48 AM
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you and lee are sloooooooooooowww.. it's been like this for almost a year now i think? did you really think we all just type {acronym Renton hates}?
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lol, I just realized the website changed my l d o aoutomatically. |
you and lee are sloooooooooooowww.. it's been like this for almost a year now i think? did you really think we all just type {acronym Renton hates}?
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I give up. |
did you have a rant thread about how you hate drunk drivers or something?
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I give up. |
did you have a rant thread about how you hate drunk drivers or something? |
Do you need a rant thread to hate drunk drivers?
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My favorite thing about this thread is how the OP says he was passing out in the driver's seat but then when he got called out he says "Oh never mind, actually I'm a great driver when I'm drunk!"
It's really not that hard to get one of your friends to be a designated driver when you go out and get drunk, as long as you do the same for them once in awhile, and if you can't even manage to get a DD then you probably have shitty friends.
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I give up. |
did you have a rant thread about how you hate drunk drivers or something? |
He was nearly killed by a drunk driver.
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I give up. |
did you have a rant thread about how you hate drunk drivers or something? |
He was nearly killed by a drunk driver. |
So was I.
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I give up. |
did you have a rant thread about how you hate drunk drivers or something? |
He was nearly killed by a drunk driver. |
So was I. |
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My favorite thing about this thread is how the OP says he was passing out in the driver's seat but then when he got called out he says "Oh never mind, actually I'm a great driver when I'm drunk!"
It's really not that hard to get one of your friends to be a designated driver when you go out and get drunk, as long as you do the same for them once in awhile, and if you can't even manage to get a DD then you probably have shitty friends.
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I give up. |
did you have a rant thread about how you hate drunk drivers or something? |
He was nearly killed by a drunk driver. |
So was I. |
Yeah but I was aiming for you. My drunkeness probably saved you.
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ldo
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lol, I just realized the website changed my l d o aoutomatically. |
you and lee are sloooooooooooowww.. it's been like this for almost a year now i think? did you really think we all just type {acronym Renton hates}?
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I give up. |
did you have a rant thread about how you hate drunk drivers or something? |
He was nearly killed by a drunk driver. |
So was I. |
hai, me too. We have so much in common, it's a shame you're not a 16yr old girl.
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lol, I just realized the website changed my l d o aoutomatically. |
you and lee are sloooooooooooowww.. it's been like this for almost a year now i think? did you really think we all just type {acronym Renton hates}?
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wait i dont get it, is that pic suppose to prove youre not slow or something?
FAIL
{edited by quote above because I meant to copy/paste something else. Your post probably makes less sense now, but oh well.}
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OH motherF*(&#^^
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i was typing it out all along what gives? we all know what the acronym was that renton couldn;t stand so we paid homage to it {acronym Renton can't stand}
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I give up. |
did you have a rant thread about how you hate drunk drivers or something? |
He was nearly killed by a drunk driver. |
So was I. |
hai, me too. We have so much in common, it's a shame you're not a 14yr old boy. |
You're sick dude.
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