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LimpinAintEZ
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11-27-2007, 08:58 PM
Post subject: so does this make me a sicko? or is this okay?
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so yesterday I'm riding the bus and this Gorgeous woman sits next to me. She looks about 5'10" and she's maybe part persian or something - anyway, wow - So she is next to me and I guess she doesn't like the guy next to her and kinda scoots in against me. So I pretend like i'm asleep and just kinda sit there with her pressed into me for the whole bus ride, about 25mins - I actually really enjoyed it but after I got off the bus I was trying to figure out if that's normal? Or is that kinda sick stalker like stuff? I mean we all have to ride the bus and it's not like there was 20 other seats - Everytime a really cute girl sits next to me on the bus though, I really enjoy it - Although when I was single, I would start chatting with them and they would show me their rings, so it's not like i've got great moves or anything 
does this seem normal? I know I like sitting next to girls a lot more than dudes - that stuff bothers me - but maybe I shouldn't enjoy it that much???
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gabe
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dude just man up and talk to her instead of being creepy
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man you're so sick and twisted, how could you enjoy sitting next to a hot woman? what the hell is wrong with you?? lol
Sounds pretty normal to me. But why sit there and not talk to her? I would have a hard time not starting a conversation. Even though I'm pretty introverted, if a georgeous woman sits next to me on the bus I could probably find the courage to start talking to her. Same thing happened to me in SF last week, I got on a cable car and these hot girls from Italy were sitting across from me and I couldnt stop checking one of them out- finally I had to say something, turns out she was really nice and friendly ( and what an accent!) and I had a nice conversation with her-well until the next stop came in like 5 minutes..lol
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Talking to hot chicks is so fun.
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Talking to hot chicks is so fun.
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LimpinAintEZ
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maybe i should have mentioned that i'm married and have a kid...that's most of my inner dilemma with enjoying it
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mrhappy333
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Your married, but your not DEAD.
There is a difference.
There is nothing wrong with having conversation.
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It's only normal if you sniffed her whenever she wasnt looking - otherwise you're just creepy
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Originally Posted by mrhappy333
Your married, but your not DEAD.
There is a difference.
There is nothing wrong with having conversation.
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OMG but marriage does strange things to one's psyche!
I think it's no surprise to anyone on FTR I think it's perfectly normal.
Think about it, you have to take the bus every day, and sometimes just by chance you get a gorgeous woman who's pressing close to you. Appreciate your good fortune and enjoy the moment! Why deny yourself that small pleasure? It's our ability to feel happiness when the little things go right that will make us happy people - whether it's getting a great parking spot or a meal that exceeds expectations, or a good book.
My point is it would be perverted to deny yourself the pleasure from a small piece of good fortune in the name of marriage or anything else.
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well courtie, since we're both clear, would you accept an invitation for some unprotected sex?
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I'd pretend to move in my sleep and "unintentionally" grab a boob
It would be a great conversation starter too, since right after that you'd be suddenly wide awake, telling her "hey I just had the weirdest dream. but all of a sudden, someone showed up and looked just like you! imagine my surprise, waking up and seeing the girl of my dreams right next to me.
BTW, I'm X, nice to meet you"
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that part that weirds me out I
is that you pretended to be asleep...cmon dude
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they also smell a lot better which is important
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I commute to school everyday, I take a train to school and back. I generally head for the west side of the train, and if i see any hotties I will always get on the same car, and if possible i usually sit close. Its alot of fun. Train rides suck and most of the time a girl or a group will show alot of interest in anyone worth noticing.
I don't find it creepy.. the tension is alot of fun. You figure out alot of things about people. Girls magically grow balls when in groups of three or more... Ive been apporached many times by girls who you could tell were sent by their friends to talk to me. Sometimes I get taken back, sometimes I get a private one on one. Only once has a single girl started a conversation, never have two girls approached.
You aren't a sicko. Sitting beside or near hot girls is really the only place to sit.
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Originally Posted by Jishu
I commute to school everyday, I take a train to school and back. I generally head for the west side of the train, and if i see any hotties I will always get on the same car, and if possible i usually sit close. Its alot of fun. Train rides suck and most of the time a girl or a group will show alot of interest in anyone worth noticing.
I don't find it creepy.. the tension is alot of fun. You figure out alot of things about people. Girls magically grow balls when in groups of three or more... Ive been apporached many times by girls who you could tell were sent by their friends to talk to me. Sometimes I get taken back, sometimes I get a private one on one. Only once has a single girl started a conversation, never have two girls approached.
You aren't a sicko. Sitting beside or near hot girls is really the only place to sit.
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funny that, and it's true.
Although I find the opposite effect when trying to approach girls who are in a group of 3 or more. It makes it almost impossible and I usually just don't do it.
Even when dancing, where I'm most comfortable, I don't approach girls in groups unless I know them, or there's no other choice, or they're irresistably hot.
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Would you bone your cousins? Salsa would.
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well courtie, since we're both clear, would you accept an invitation for some unprotected sex?
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I usually sit on quiet trains. If there is one girl who is dominating the conversation, I always go for her first. I always get the eyes first, see how long she holds it.
Thing is.. people discredit eye contact. I stare at people all the time. Ugly sweater, ugly kid, ridiculous hair. But if someone looks back.. you look away. Unless you are attracted to them, and were staring for all the right reasons.
But Salsa.. I could see in a club setting how a group of girls would usually come together. Usually sharing rides, and don't want to get anything fucked up by losing a girl to a playa like yourself. On a train, I guess they are more inviting for a tall, handsome studmuffin with professional grade ball shaving skills.
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Nice thread guys, stuff i can relate to.
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Originally Posted by Jack Sawyer
I'd pretend to move in my sleep and "unintentionally" grab a boob
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fuck that id just pretend like i was sleeping then start making out with her then pretend to wakeup and say 'omg mom wait what' and throw up on her and leave
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yea im trying to end this thread
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Originally Posted by Jishu
I commute to school everyday, I take a train to school and back. I generally head for the west side of the train, and if i see any hotties I will always get on the same car, and if possible i usually sit close. Its alot of fun. Train rides suck and most of the time a girl or a group will show alot of interest in anyone worth noticing.
I don't find it creepy.. the tension is alot of fun. You figure out alot of things about people. Girls magically grow balls when in groups of three or more... Ive been apporached many times by girls who you could tell were sent by their friends to talk to me. Sometimes I get taken back, sometimes I get a private one on one. Only once has a single girl started a conversation, never have two girls approached.
You aren't a sicko. Sitting beside or near hot girls is really the only place to sit.
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funny that, and it's true.
Although I find the opposite effect when trying to approach girls who are in a group of 3 or more. It makes it almost impossible and I usually just don't do it.
Even when dancing, where I'm most comfortable, I don't approach girls in groups unless I know them, or there's no other choice, or they're irresistably hot. |
Approaching a group of girls is difficult in my opinion if you are by yourself, on the other hand if you have a group of friends with you it is not as difficult.
And it is definantly true that girls react differently when one of them makes a decision contrary to what they originally decided. I lost a bet on the world series and had to go around with a buddy and collect 40 panties from girls in the dorms with in 2 hours. A lot of the girls would say no but when one of their room mates came in from the back to see what was going on and they said yes then all of a sudden all of the girls in the house were okay with giving us some panties.
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odds that op's real dilemma is that he got a woody?
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next time take pics with your cameraphone in your sleep
that is only borderline creepy
oh yeah
and post them here
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the only reason you would even think about considering yourself a sicko is because in this day and age of chaotic and stupid P.C. bullshit and bogus sexual harassment cases, we dont know whats right anymore.
Example: 95% of sexual harassment cases are something absolutely ridiculous. a guy says to a girl at the office she has a nice butt and boom! just like that.
Example: the Duke rape case. IT WAS FUCKING BULLSHIT AND THOSE GUYS NEVER SHOULDVE BEEN EVEN CHARGED, LET ALONE TRIED! thats all im gonna say about that one.
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your not a sicko, but you have no game
should have made a move instead of playing dead
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pretending to sleep is kinda creepy/weird. if you just sat there doing what you were doing previously and enjoyed it, nothing wrong with that. If you were already pretending to sleep to avoid having to talk to strange random bus people, then it gets into a bit of a grey area.
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if you didn't snap one off when you got home THEN you are weird.
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the only reason you would even think about considering yourself a sicko is because in this day and age of chaotic and stupid P.C. bullshit and bogus sexual harassment cases, we dont know whats right anymore.
Example: 95% of sexual harassment cases are something absolutely ridiculous. a guy says to a girl at the office she has a nice butt and boom! just like that.
Example: the Duke rape case. IT WAS FUCKING BULLSHIT AND THOSE GUYS NEVER SHOULDVE BEEN EVEN CHARGED, LET ALONE TRIED! thats all im gonna say about that one.
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the more posts i read by you the more i worry you're a right wing nutter....
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That's creepy as fuck that you pretended to be asleep.
Well not really creepy -- just maybe you're a pussy, idk.
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and married guys are supposed to hit on every hot girl they come across? not that I ever had that much game anyway...maybe its like they say - Cheating is a matter of options - i don't think that totally holds true, but i will admit it has some merit - but there were 4 or 5 girls that i never slept with when I was single...it was because i didn't want to have 1 night stands...course now that i'm married i kinda regret it - but i am just a bit different i guess...old fashioned i guess -
i wasn't really sleeping...that's why i'm asking if its creepy - the consensus is no - so i'm alright with it -
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I don't even understand what would be sick about it?...
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they also smell a lot better which is important
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and married guys are supposed to hit on every hot girl they come across?
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Talking to hot girl not necessarily = Hitting on hot girl. Now if you asked to meet her for a drink you prob crossed the line. If my wife talked to a hot guy she met on the bus I wouldn't be concerned. Course my wife doesn't care if I go to strip clubs(which I generally don't, unless it's a bachelor party or I'm in Vegas, or both  ) as long as I don't go into details.
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my problem is that i'm normally too drunk/tired/pussified to start talking, i cross the 5 minutes barrier and it's stfu from then on out
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