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ZwiFT
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05-02-2009, 01:31 AM
Post subject: So do you jerk it or shake it?
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Full House
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Jerk or shake after you piss?
And please elaborate more on how many jerks you pull, or for how long you shake it!
Maybe you do both? In what order?
~pce
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ZwiFT
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Full House
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First in soontobe epic poast!
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BankItDrew
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Both + pat down
jerk twice
shake 2 seconds
pat down 3 times
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OP
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Straight
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HANDS FREE HELICOPTER SHAKEDOWN!
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JKDS
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Full House
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Originally Posted by OP
HANDS FREE HELICOPTER SHAKEDOWN!
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ur avatar + this statement made me lol.
jerk it a course.
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Originally Posted by OngBonga
But no, jkds is lolvillager and anyone who wants to string him up is sighbad.
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BennyLaRue
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I put my hands on my hips and hula.
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Warpe
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wring it out
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Ash256
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Originally Posted by Warpe
wring it out
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lol yeah, i used to be able to just piss and walk away but one day i suddenly found i had to wring it right from the gooch.. strange
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givememyleg
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WHO YA GONNA CALL?!??
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jerk then shake
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kmind
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I was expecting this to be a new song
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Ragnar4
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I grab it by the base, and then shake from side to side. The tip of my dick hits my left ass cheek, then my right ass cheek. Dry as a desert after that.
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The older I get, the more I start wondering; Just what in the hell is going on here? 
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UG
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I FLICK IT REALLY HARD WITH MY MIDDLE FINGER TWO OR THREE TIMES AND SAY, "YOU DONE?"
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animal_chin
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I dunno. I got to piss right now. Be right back with a trip report.
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(10:08:39 PM) Bbickes: animal chin is pretty much the balla i wanna be
(10:08:44 PM) Bbickes: drinking every night
(10:08:48 PM) Bbickes: and ballin hard all day
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animal_chin
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Straight
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I little shake up and down. Never side to side.
Never
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(10:08:39 PM) Bbickes: animal chin is pretty much the balla i wanna be
(10:08:44 PM) Bbickes: drinking every night
(10:08:48 PM) Bbickes: and ballin hard all day
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chardrian
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I rarely,if ever, get pms
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Depends on the day.
But usually I wipe it.
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kingnat
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I typically slap your mom if she doesn't lick it off right away...
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So you click their picture and then you get their money?
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OneEyeLefty
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Originally Posted by kingnat
I typically slap your mom if she doesn't lick it off right away...
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This one is brutal. I like to shake (up and down) two or three times. Then squeeze the piss right out of it.
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Careful what you wish for.....you just may get it!
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gonefishin420
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lmao great thread.........jerk it ,,,,shake it ,,,,,then flick lightly
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Parasurama
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I'll give my answer in youtube form:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EpU78IeTx_c
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ZwiFT
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Hey dont you squirt some piss around the toilet when you shake it? thats why i jerk it!
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Parasurama
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Actually I do jerk it, this thread just reminded me of that song.
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ZwiFT
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Fuck man para i love your new avatar;D
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kevster
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In my area of the UK we say "do you milk it or shake it".
I tend to do a mixture of both, usually milking first.
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UG
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I BLOT IT WITH A SMALL PIECE OF TOILET PAPER LIKE A BITCH
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Ash256
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Originally Posted by kevster
In my area of the UK we say "do you milk it or shake it".
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lol where's that?
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OP
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Straight
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Originally Posted by kevster
In my area of the UK we say "do you milk it"?
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Funny...we call that jacking off in America
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Parasurama
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Originally Posted by ZwiFT
Fuck man para i love your new avatar;D
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haha I like yours too, that episode of hsp was hilarious. Her name's Maria Ozawa, you're welcome.
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ZwiFT
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Originally Posted by Parasurama
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Originally Posted by ZwiFT
Fuck man para i love your new avatar;D
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haha I like yours too, that episode of hsp was hilarious. Her name's Maria Ozawa, you're welcome. |
Holy shit just found her on p*rnhub this is like christmas
Edit: Damn, blurry puss
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Reidak
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Flush
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pull back, lean back a few degrees; admire the shave job, bend the knees slightly for stability. Half jerk followed by 2 shakes and a high five.
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dranger7070
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Shake up and down 2-40 times depending on how long its been since I've gotten some.
as for the splashing question: nope. I gotz skillz. (small penis helps with this as well)
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Galapogos
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I take my thumb and strike the top of my wang with it a couple times. Does no one do this?
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Originally Posted by sauce123
I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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dranger7070
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Originally Posted by Galapogos
I take my thumb and strike the top of my wang with it a couple times. Does no one do this?
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All by ur lonesome sir.
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Muzzard
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where is the lick it option?
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dranger7070
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I accidentally the lick it option. 
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ZwiFT
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Full House
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Originally Posted by Muzzard
where is the lick it option?
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Muzz does that girl in your av have a name or she just a random? I think im in love with her
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Muzzard
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Originally Posted by Muzzard
where is the lick it option?
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Muzz does that girl in your av have a name or she just a random? I think im in love with her |
I think we all love her. I don't know her name, just random jailbait.
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dranger7070
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Ogling over tits getting mashed together = <3
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b-rabbit
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Straight
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who is the bouncy asian in zwift sig??
and mostly jerk it. the shake down gets messy. anyone who involves toilet paper with pissing is a girl
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do the right thing.
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ZwiFT
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Full House
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Originally Posted by b-rabbit
who is the bouncy asian in zwift sig??
and mostly jerk it. the shake down gets messy. anyone who involves toilet paper with pissing is a girl
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I picked it up a random place, i saw wufwugy also had it posted somewhere.. Maybe he know's
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bigspenda73
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lol@peeing standing up
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kevster
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Originally Posted by Ash256
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Originally Posted by kevster
In my area of the UK we say "do you milk it or shake it".
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lol where's that? |
the beautiful south
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kevster
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Full House
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Originally Posted by Parasurama
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Originally Posted by ZwiFT
Fuck man para i love your new avatar;D
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haha I like yours too, that episode of hsp was hilarious. Her name's Maria Ozawa, you're welcome. |
Google image search of "Maria Ozawa" is not time wasted.
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surviva316
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i just flex my urethra. any of the given choices sound borderline masturbatory, which i prefer to save for the shower.
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