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07-31-2010, 04:38 AM
Post subject: "so 2p2 really is full of dumbfucks" or "why the fuck did i do this"
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For anyone who hasn't seen this yet, I got talked into doing this thread in OOT on twoplustwo about the whole Chelle thing ask me what it's like dating a chick with multiple personalities - Other Topics Forum - Discuss Pop Culture, Arts and Entertainment and apparently it's kind of taken off or whatever, so I thought I'd share here so you fucktards can get in on it.
In before:
1. I don't actually want her to recover
2. I should be prosecuted for having sex with a minor
3. She's going to kill me in my sleep
4. I'm lying about all of it
5. You realize I actually can type more than 100 words without saying fuck
Note that 1-4 were suggested in the thread.
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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Didn't read the Chelle thing yet but you forgot...
6. Don't all chicks have multiple personalities?
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Put hero on a goddamn range part II- The 6max years
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start using your brain more and vagina less
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lol at you lying about it. I've seen your gf on webcam.
She seemed pretty nuts. Refused to show tits - that's just how nuts she is! Can't believe a woman would not fulfill such a request.
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"Once we reach a certain level of mastery, we see there are higher levels and challenges. If we are disciplined and patient, we proceed. At each higher level, new pleasures and insights await us--ones not even suspected when we started out. We can take this as far as we want--in any human activity there is always a higher level to which we can aspire."
Check out my blog here!
"You are a degenerate Gaam-balur"
http://www.philgalfond.com/lets-make-some-changes/
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also roughly 95% of the 2+2 population are tards.
probably higher but it seems less since people with high post counts take up more space (not saying they aren't tards either, just sayin')
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"Once we reach a certain level of mastery, we see there are higher levels and challenges. If we are disciplined and patient, we proceed. At each higher level, new pleasures and insights await us--ones not even suspected when we started out. We can take this as far as we want--in any human activity there is always a higher level to which we can aspire."
Check out my blog here!
"You are a degenerate Gaam-balur"
http://www.philgalfond.com/lets-make-some-changes/
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haven't read much of the OP on 2+2
but is their a chance that more show up?
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oh, you should seriously contact larry king or something and get interviewed on TV
then you can promote your future book you gon write and dammit you gon write it because I want to read.
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"Once we reach a certain level of mastery, we see there are higher levels and challenges. If we are disciplined and patient, we proceed. At each higher level, new pleasures and insights await us--ones not even suspected when we started out. We can take this as far as we want--in any human activity there is always a higher level to which we can aspire."
Check out my blog here!
"You are a degenerate Gaam-balur"
http://www.philgalfond.com/lets-make-some-changes/
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Originally Posted by fulksy
haven't read much of the OP on 2+2
but is their a chance that more show up?
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read it anyway
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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Question I have for you: The uncle - Is he still around? Still involved with chelle? Have you met him? Do you not want to crack his scull open with a 9 iron? How the hell do you not lose it speaking to the parents who did nothing about it? Same question regarding 9 iron but aimed at parents?
(you may have already answered this somewhere, but I doubt I'll be reading past page 6 - too many dumb comments to sieve through)
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Originally Posted by Micro2Macro
hey guys, if you ever make a snap call on the river when your opponent raises you're fucking retarded.
Fucking. Retarded.
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Originally Posted by DanAronG
Question I have for you: The uncle - Is he still around? Still involved with chelle? Have you met him? Do you not want to crack his scull open with a 9 iron? How the hell do you not lose it speaking to the parents who did nothing about it? Same question regarding 9 iron but aimed at parents?
(you may have already answered this somewhere, but I doubt I'll be reading past page 6 - too many dumb comments to sieve through)
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Fwiw there are pics on pages 8 (I think) and 29 (I think). Set your pages to 100 per page and search for the word uncle omfg I've answered this like 4 times.
And idk man. Maybe dealing with dumbasses is something I grew up having to do so much that I'm like an expert in that field by now.
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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Spoon, do you think you might have boundary issues? (as in a lack of them?)
I really don't understand why you'd open up that much of your personal life to such a large community without a thicker veil of anonymity.
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I don't understand the question
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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Up to page 11. Actually reading through it (in stages) before I ask my questions. This wins best post thus far
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Originally Posted by 2p2
OH COME ON LOOK AT HER YOU DIDN'T KNOW SHE WAS GONNA BE CRAZY?
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except that IIRC Chelle hates the word crazy/the idea of people thinking she's crazy.
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interesting well
how does it feel knowing that someone is gonna write a book/script based on your story?
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!Luck
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What was your goal in posting it there?
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What was your goal in posting it there?
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What was your goal in posting in here?
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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What was your goal in posting it there?
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yer mom had a goal...
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your banner burned here
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To gain some insight of how you think and get attention.
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Just read through the whole thread on 2+2. Very interesting read. I can think of several good things that could come out of posting your life story in public. GL to both of you!
By the way I haven't posted in the 2+2 thread (I'm not the poster with the same zangief avatar).
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A nicely mind bending read for a sunday morning. I dunno how I'll be able to read this entire thread though, it's impossibly long.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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lol at poker hamburger and dancing snoopy circle-jerking each other over you having sex with Little Chelle considering the following:
1) She's your fiancée
2) Medical professionals don't see a problem
3) Little Chelle understands that she's not 9 and not only Little Chelle.
9 is a time of trusting, learning, and vulnerability and sexual abuse at that time is preying upon a weak, exposed child. This is another thing all together assuming little Chelle is very childish but has the coherence of someone of 23.
They're taking an acceptable premise - "why not take the precaution of not sleeping with the 9 yo personality" - and winding themselves up around their internet white knight egos.
It almost seems like they're thinking about this like it were a story. Where Little Chelle is present for an express purpose, and the only sensible way for the story arc to go is that you're hurting her further with your ding dong.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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Originally Posted by !Luck
To gain some insight of how you think and get attention.
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Your a moran.
To everyone else, thanks for the support.
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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Originally Posted by kiwiMark
except that IIRC Chelle hates the word crazy/the idea of people thinking she's crazy.
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Actually I'm pretty sure that she has a fairly realistic understanding that both her and I seem to lie outside of the realm of "normal" when it comes to mental health, so I don't think she cares too much about that.
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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Haven't finished the thread but it is certainly epic.
So...why DID you start the thread?
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Two Plus Two Poker Forums - View Single Post - ask me what it's like dating a chick with multiple personalities
Great thread. And great post^
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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Haven't finished the thread but it is certainly epic.
So...why DID you start the thread?
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See the first sentence of the first post of the thread.
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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Also
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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quality thread, nice one spoon. you handle the morons with flair.
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I've read a lot of the thread, not sure how much more it has grown in the last 3-4 days.
Anyway, what is this talk of a book??
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I've said it once and I'll say it again...... Spoon4Prez
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- You're the reason why paradise lost
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btw if anyone wants to ask me a direct question, you're more than welcome <3
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Originally Posted by bigspenda73
I'm scared of IRC, everytime I go in there Chelle tells me she's going to fuck my dad in the ass.
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btw if anyone wants to ask me a direct question, you're more than welcome <3
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I wish 2+2ers were able to see this post.
This is basically why Chelle is the shit.
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That's how winners play; we convince the other guy he's making all the right moves.
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I wish 2+2ers were able to see this post.
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I shudder at the thought. We don't need five pages of "WHY DO YOU LET THE BAD MAN RAPE YOU WHEN YOU THINK YOU'RE NINE BTW HERE'S MY NUMBER"
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I wish 2+2ers were able to see this post.
This is basically why Chelle is the shit.
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I don't. It would turn into one of the largest clusterfucks in the history of the Internet.
But yeah I agree that she's the shit.
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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yeah, the guys on 2+2 weren't the kind of guys I would invite to let ask me questions. A lot of their questions I wouldn't have had the patience to answer, and would just post in font size 72 LOL.
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Originally Posted by bigspenda73
I'm scared of IRC, everytime I go in there Chelle tells me she's going to fuck my dad in the ass.
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Do you think 're-integrating' your personalities is the best way to return to normalcy?
Do you think just being Chelle is possible again?
What's it like when you're being occupied by more than 1 personality, like when they're chatting to each other, or when it's you and another personality?
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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Chelle, did you suffer from any problems like anxiety/ocd/depression as a young child?
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I didn't mean to say we should LET them have the opportunity to interview Chelle. I just hate seeing morans dogging Spoon for starting the thread or asking, "Why would you marry her?"
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I have always always thought that 2+2 blows.
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Spoon, do you think you might have boundary issues? (as in a lack of them?)
I really don't understand why you'd open up that much of your personal life to such a large community without a thicker veil of anonymity.
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this. but whatever.
if you're going to open up this much then why don't you start a blog/write a book/film a documentary
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finally read the some of the OOT thread yesterday. props on being a really great person spoon.
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Haven't finished the thread but it is certainly epic.
So...why DID you start the thread?
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i see what you d.i.d. there
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I just wanted to share singing vaginas.  |
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wow. rumbling through page 11 now. definitely a good read while grinding. had no idea about any of this. props for taking the time and guts to share this stuff
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do the right thing.
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Very interesting story. Sorry you both have all this to deal with.
Don't you worry 2+2 will find this thread (maybe already happened)? Or do you just not care?
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Good luck to both of you.
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"Just cause I'm from the South don't mean I ain't got no book learnin'"
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...we've all learned long ago how to share the truth without actually having the truth.
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My friend is a successful tv director - worked for BBC, Aardman etc - I'm trying to convince him to fly over to you and do a documentary (with me in tow hopefully under some form of expenses scam and doing a 6 week USA drive holiday). In return, I'd like 100 hours of poker tuition from the spoon.
Deal?
(I have no idea what you get out of this. Fame? Public humiliation? A slot on Oprah?)
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Originally Posted by Micro2Macro
hey guys, if you ever make a snap call on the river when your opponent raises you're fucking retarded.
Fucking. Retarded.
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Originally Posted by DanAronG
My friend is a successful tv director - worked for BBC, Aardman etc - I'm trying to convince him to fly over to you and do a documentary (with me in tow hopefully under some form of expenses scam and doing a 6 week USA drive holiday). In return, I'd like 100 hours of poker tuition from the spoon.
Deal?
(I have no idea what you get out of this. Fame? Public humiliation? A slot on Oprah?)
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No thanks.
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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No thanks.
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Meaning he doesn't want to have to spend 100 hours coaching you no matter how much fame he would get 
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"Just cause I'm from the South don't mean I ain't got no book learnin'"
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Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
...we've all learned long ago how to share the truth without actually having the truth.
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Meaning he doesn't want to have to spend 100 hours coaching you no matter how much fame he would get |
Nothing good could come from something like that.
Additionally, it seems like we're through the most interesting times as far as the violence and things of that nature.
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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Additionally, it seems like we're through the most interesting times as far as the violence and things of that nature.
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no money in chelle, every personality's solid?
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Meaning he doesn't want to have to spend 100 hours coaching you no matter how much fame he would get |
And he didn't even try to negotiate, that cut me deep spoon.
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Originally Posted by Micro2Macro
hey guys, if you ever make a snap call on the river when your opponent raises you're fucking retarded.
Fucking. Retarded.
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