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Old 08-10-2008, 05:01 AM     Post subject: SNIPED #1 (permalink)  
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this little girl gets sniped by a soccer ball

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Old 08-10-2008, 05:19 AM #2 (permalink)  
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lame thread
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Old 08-10-2008, 11:40 AM #5 (permalink)  
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You're all fags imo.
 
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Old 08-10-2008, 12:11 PM #6 (permalink)  
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Oral Contrast tries to taste like banana milkshake buts fails and is horrible and makes me want to puke but I need to drink another glass in the next few minutes.
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Old 08-10-2008, 01:39 PM #8 (permalink)  
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This is better imo http://www.break.com/index/homemade_flame_thrower.html
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Old 08-10-2008, 01:44 PM #9 (permalink)  
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Old 08-10-2008, 01:46 PM #10 (permalink)  
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Not bad Spoon, but I wanted to see him catch on fire.
 
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Old 08-10-2008, 03:45 PM #11 (permalink)  
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Bigred, thread fails.
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Bigred, thread fails.
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unucky 13th. lame..is..lame

the vid of the kid gettin kicked by the breakdancer(?) is alot better.
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Old 08-10-2008, 05:23 PM #15 (permalink)  
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14th. i lol'ed still.
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Old 08-10-2008, 05:47 PM #16 (permalink)  
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Old 08-10-2008, 06:02 PM #17 (permalink)  
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bigred sighting?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBYPn9zV2q0&NR=1
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whoa, i'm awesome
LOL OPERATIONS
 
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Old 08-10-2008, 06:19 PM #19 (permalink)  
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Old 08-10-2008, 06:46 PM #20 (permalink)  
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That vid reminded me of this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ulb3tZU8vsk
 
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Old 08-10-2008, 10:58 PM #21 (permalink)  
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Are you on the forums doing the werewolves again?

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Soo... you forgot to run that errand, but you had time to werewolf? Wtf?
 
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Old 08-10-2008, 11:00 PM #22 (permalink)  
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You dont count good for a bot.
 
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too lazy to find a vid
but i can copy and paste

http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...56948-280.html

http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...ighlight=balls
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Old 08-11-2008, 01:44 AM #24 (permalink)  
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boom headshot imo
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I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.

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Old 08-11-2008, 05:01 AM #25 (permalink)  
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http://www.break.com/index/little-kid-taken-down.html

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ndultimate.
 
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Old 08-11-2008, 05:15 AM #26 (permalink)  
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lmao! thats EXACTLY something id of done at that age i.e. been the one dropkicking the bin from under the dorky kid.
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Old 08-11-2008, 05:30 AM #27 (permalink)  
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