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spoonitnow
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04-16-2010, 11:49 PM
Post subject: Sneezing Fetish
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Sneeze Fetish Forum (Powered by Invision Power Board)
Wow. Just felt like sharing.
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
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I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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spoonitnow
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The new H2O episode on Nickelodeon Sky channel 604 or on plus 605 features a very pretty girl who gets an allergic reaction during a performance. I saw the advert earlier and there are at least two very well acted sneezes. I believe the girl is over eighteen, and was wondering if anyone would be willing to record the programme
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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kiwiMark
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I've now spent like ten minutes reading their "observations" board. They're pretty into it.
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Snexy: SNEK-see. Adjective.
1. a sneeze (or description, audio, or video of a sneeze) that arouses sexual desire: the sound of her sneezes was quite snexy.
2. a person who is sneezy and attractive, or is sneezy and therefore becomes attractive: i find him irresistably snexy because he's always sniffling and sneezing.
see also: snex, snexual.
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spoonitnow
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There is someone I work with that I really, REALLY need to see sneeze. I mean really, really. It has got to the stage where I am seriously considering telling this person about my fetish; that is how serious this is. But what can I do about it?? She doesn't sneeze much at all. Thanks.
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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guy posts: I have always had a fetish about having an attractive woman blow her nose in my face. Anyone else find this a turn on? Or would any women on here like to do this to me?
This is ridiculous
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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Penneywize
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Originally Posted by kiwiMark
I've now spent like ten minutes reading their "observations" board. They're pretty into it.
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"They're" pretty into it?
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kiwiMark
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Bahaahhaa, I'm innocent, I swear!
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surviva316
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Originally Posted by spoonitnow
There is someone I work with that I really, REALLY need to see sneeze. I mean really, really. It has got to the stage where I am seriously considering telling this person about my fetish; that is how serious this is. But what can I do about it?? She doesn't sneeze much at all. Thanks.
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Further to Sneesee's sound advice, it is not clear from your post as to whether you have seen this person sneeze before (i.e. you say that you really "need" to see her sneeze (suggesting that you've never witnessed her sneezing before, and yet on the other hand you go on to say that she doesn't sneeze much?). If it is the former, there is always the real possibility that the sneeze may not be all that special - I know from some of the disappointing debut sneezes I've heard produced from some of my female colleagues, having worked under the same roof for several years. On the other hand, I have heard some of the most amazing, beautiful sneezes a woman can produce, only to find myself shudder when the sneezer comes into view from around a corner, and she turns out not to be that attractive...
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i'll have to check out the observations forum lol
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Originally Posted by BooG690
I just wanted to share singing vaginas.  |
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Penneywize
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Yeah surviva these people are pretty serious.. In another thread, some 19yo girl was embarrassed when some man was walking by her and sneezed loudly, then proceeded to ridicule her for not saying "bless you".
The next poster opened with "Well, even though his sneeze sounded good by the way you described it (...)" LOLLL
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kiwiMark
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My sickly, adorable friend - Sneeze Fetish Forum
itt uggos lie to themselves and comfort each other.
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kevster
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Wow. I mean, really, W-O-W!
It's a fucked up planet and this site has the evidence.
Do they not ever think "hang on, I'm a fucking mental person"
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- You're the reason why paradise lost
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Originally Posted by kevster
Wow. I mean, really, W-O-W!
It's a fucked up planet and this site has the evidence.
Do they not ever think "hang on, I'm a fucking mental person"
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Explain to me how a sneezing fetish equates to a fucked up planet. These people have different turn ons and are pursuing them in a manner that enhances their life without negatively effecting anyone else in any way. Seems like a win to me.
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LOL OPERATIONS
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eugmac
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why was spoon searching the internet for sneeze fetish forums, is the real question!
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bigred
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Originally Posted by eugmac
why was spoon searching the internet for sneeze fetish forums, is the real question!
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You are a banana!
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LOL OPERATIONS
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surviva316
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Originally Posted by kiwiMark
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also itt, bad logic.
1. You don't have to be as hot as Jessica Alba for people to find you attractive.
2. There are SOME teenage guys out there who don't care THAT much about looks (some).
3. based on your description of how a sneezing fit turned you on, you sound like a bangup gal.
4. Hence, regardless of how ugly you are, lance will totally wanna jump your bones.
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Originally Posted by BooG690
I just wanted to share singing vaginas. |
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kevster
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Originally Posted by bigred
Explain to me how a sneezing fetish equates to a fucked up planet. These people have different turn ons and are pursuing them in a manner that enhances their life without negatively effecting anyone else in any way. Seems like a win to me.
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Apologies for not being literal. It was just an expression of my surprise.
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- You're the reason why paradise lost
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spoonitnow
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I'm pretty sure this is safe for work, but not totally certain. Sneeze Porn Gets Us All Stuffed Up - Urlesque
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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Ash256
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It's probably the people who like uncovered sneezes that I find the weirdest. I really want to kill people who don't cover their mouths when they sneeze/cough. I swear I've caught several unnecessary lurgies from those bastards.
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jyms
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Originally Posted by SuegiogyLosse
hi !i'm new here!
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And what the hell did you search in order to find and bump this thread??
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Penneywize
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worthwhile bump, I approve.
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Penneywize
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Ok this is getting stupid. Jyms can't we just ban these idiots. There is literally zero chance they're not going to spam at some point. Who the fuck intros themselves in a Sneezing Fetish thread. BAN BAN BAN
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manfredi
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I used to work with a girl who would get all flushed after a few good sneezes. She said that she really enjoyed sneezing. Who would've thought that they have their own forum?
rfujigahjd, I guess you are a sneeze connoisseur who has tracked back to FTR after someone here clicked on your link?
Wasn't me...
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jyms
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Completed a double ban as requested. And I hate sneezing. I have had more burners in my neck from sneezing than any other activity.
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philly and the phanatics
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Full House
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they say a sneeze is 1 tenth of an orgasm
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Quote:
Originally Posted by manfredi
I used to work with a girl who would get all flushed after a few good sneezes.
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Was she hot?
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