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a500lbgorilla
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08-07-2008, 03:09 PM
Post subject: Skills I'm convinced I have when drinking
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1825730
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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wesrman
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I can see date rapists from around the world flocking to learn that shit...lol. 
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zook
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I thought this was going to be a list. I'll start:
- speaking Spanish & French
- dancing like someone who isn't white
- answering life's great philosophical questions
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gabe
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-driving!
zing
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Warpe
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given enough alcohol, apparently I become invisible.
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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-getting laid
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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gabe
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telling good stories
used to be poker
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bode
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-pool. i suck otherwise
-speaking spanish for me too
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eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
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will641
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i made the greatest pool shot of my life drunk. my friend gave me 100:1 on $10 that i wouldnt make a shot. its difficult to explain the shot. i guess a full length table cut shot. wasnt easy, but it wasnt overly tough. anyways, im almost positive i never wouldve made it sober.
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Cash Rules Everything Around Me.
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flomo
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being funny
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Protect dog
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yourfather
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I don't get it, you try to knock people out like that when you're drunk?
Anyways, for me I gotta agree, Spanish, dancing and pool
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wesrman
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The title of this thread is a
HUGE FAIL
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PokerSwede
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Originally Posted by wesrman
The title of this thread is a
HUGE FAIL
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You're not learning Wesrman! I saw the same thing in another thread.
Post a pic along with the FAIL.
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d0zer
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-soul reading
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wesrman
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Sup swede, long time to speak.
I know how im supposed to do it, but im too lazy to search for fail pics first. 
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PokerSwede
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Yeah, been a while 
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DrivingDog
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I improve at losing my judgment and motor control. Does that count?
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"You can fool some of the people all of the time, and those are the ones you want to concentrate on." (George Bush).
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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Originally Posted by wesrman
The title of this thread is a
HUGE FAIL
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title of the thread is adequate, bordering on sublime.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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zook
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I will not be your assistant.
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Humor?
Ohh wait that is the more drunk everyone else is
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Originally Posted by mrhappy333
I didn't think its Bold to bang some chick with my bro. but i guess so... thats +EV in my book.
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wesrman
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Hey zook.
I got a new avatar for ya.
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wesrman
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Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
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Originally Posted by wesrman
The title of this thread is a
HUGE FAIL
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title of the thread is inadequate, bordering on the gay. |
FYP.
Thread aint too bad, but the title isnt great.
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I can open a beer bottle 563453597 different ways. None successful.
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wesrman
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Originally Posted by wesrman
Hey zook.
I got a new avatar for ya.
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Im reposting this cuz the other one doesnt seem to want to work.
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bode
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Originally Posted by will641
i made the greatest pool shot of my life drunk. my friend gave me 100:1 on $10 that i wouldnt make a shot. its difficult to explain the shot. i guess a full length table cut shot. wasnt easy, but it wasnt overly tough. anyways, im almost positive i never wouldve made it sober.
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did he make good on the $1k?
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eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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title is flawless, you need to get your eyes check wserboy!
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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wesrman
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Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
title is flawless, you need to get your eyes check wserboy!
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Im quitting because im unfairly being attacked by a mod. 
rilla the fat guy thrilla.
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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later wser-post-op-tranny
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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wesrman
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Full House
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Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
later wser-post-op-tranny
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rilla the fat guy filla???
Dont make me make a thread about mod abuse...lol.
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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i have no more fun plays on your name, but you're basically a 310 lb butch lesbo who likes to dress up as Darth Vader for the annual Star Wars convention.
sorry if that hit too close to home. :)
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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wesrman
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rilla, the cream filla, the fat chick thrilla, the paki killa...etc.
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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those all seem kinda cool to me.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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wesrman
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Full House
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Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
those all seem kinda cool to me.
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LOL i have a buddy named Miller so we call him Milla and he is actually all of those things.
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euphoricism
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singing.
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frosst
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Straight
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stealing.....actually i am better when im drunk. i once walked out of a bar with 2 pitchers of beer. had a couple of friends distract the guy watching the door and straight walked out.
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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walked out of the bar... into the street with 2 pitchers of beer? That's so awesome I wish I was there. Just imagine how fast those pitchers dissappered.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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wesrman
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Originally Posted by euphoricism
singing.
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Hell ya.
I think im a great singer when im pickled. Although im not sure everyone agrees.
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I can relate to frost in the robbing stuff whilst wrecked regard. when i was in spain earlier this year my friend and I were chatting to the polish bar guy in a big nightclub and once he turned his back i just spontaneously grabbed the almost full bottle of southern comfort behind the bar and strolled off with it. we then proceeded to walk out of the club chugging it as we went, sharing our good fortune with any other drunks on the street at that time, as we were in a generous mood 
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"This sure beats Super Mario Bros.!" is my ejaculation catch phrase.
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bigred
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-cool
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LOL OPERATIONS
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tom
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I seem to think I can tell one of my lady friends that she's a slut in a nice, objective way, and then have an intelligent conversation about it.
yeah she gets mad every time and dead legs me then I have to apologize ;ajldsfljkafds
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UG
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-used to think I was a good driver
-used to play poker drunk
-I think I can drink and drink and drink and it'll never catch up to me, like no amount of alcohol can stop me.....then I wake up the next morning needing to have the last portions of the night explained to me.
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haha good one
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LuckySlevin
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