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Old 09-16-2005, 08:51 PM     Post subject: Single mothers are so hot... #1 (permalink)  
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Old 09-16-2005, 08:53 PM #2 (permalink)  
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Old 09-16-2005, 09:03 PM #3 (permalink)  
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Old 09-16-2005, 09:35 PM #4 (permalink)  
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Old 09-16-2005, 10:25 PM #5 (permalink)  
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wait what.... is.... that?
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Tbags [observer]: another scumbag gets there on this site lol
 
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Old 09-16-2005, 11:38 PM #6 (permalink)  
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dude, i was a zoology major and i don't know what the hell that is. most likely some kind of rodent because of the incisors, but other than that i'm clueless.
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Old 09-16-2005, 11:39 PM #7 (permalink)  
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It's fake.

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Old 09-16-2005, 11:41 PM #8 (permalink)  
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Old 09-17-2005, 12:55 AM #9 (permalink)  
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omgwtfbbq that is so narsty.
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Old 09-17-2005, 02:48 AM #11 (permalink)  
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I think this is what he meant

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Old 09-18-2005, 03:29 AM #12 (permalink)  
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Discussion of your avatar with a lady friends of mine:

that sOb35: http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...a8ad2ea615.jpg
that sOb35: thats my mom and i when we were young
Meghan8421: oh GOD what the fuck
that sOb35: hahahaha
that sOb35: thats what i want to know
that sOb35: what the fuck
Meghan8421: hahaha
Meghan8421: ewww
that sOb35: well
that sOb35: some ppl say thats me and my mom at a young age
that sOb35: she does have pretty fingernails
that sOb35: give her that
that sOb35: one of my roommates just walked into my room and started screamiung "OMG WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT OMG OMG I HATE YOU BEN DIE A HORRIBLE DEATH"
that sOb35: and started screaming that he's blind
that sOb35: yes
that sOb35: true story
Meghan8421: I'm back
Meghan8421: what is it?
Meghan8421: seriously is that reall
Meghan8421: what the fuck is it
that sOb35: that was me and my mom
Meghan8421: ben what is it?
that sOb35: i was a cancer patient and so was her
Meghan8421: is it real?
Meghan8421: or fake?
that sOb35: so her teeth grew through her nose
that sOb35: i dont know
Meghan8421: ben
that sOb35: but i'm really scared
Meghan8421: seriously
Meghan8421: what is it
that sOb35: i think
that sOb35: its a type of rodent
that sOb35: but nobody knows
that sOb35: look
that sOb35: i have nightmares about it
that sOb35: last night i woke up at 8:30am
that sOb35: in a heavy sweat thinking of it
that sOb35: seriously
Meghan8421: eww I just might as well
that sOb35: i discovered it last night when we came back from the bar
Meghan8421: ewwww
that sOb35: hahah i'm sorry
Meghan8421: I hate it
Meghan8421: it's scary
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Tbags [observer]: another scumbag gets there on this site lol
 
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Old 09-18-2005, 12:22 PM #13 (permalink)  
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It continues to be fake.

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