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Old 01-13-2009, 05:54 PM     Post subject: Silly Quiz #1 (permalink)  
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This was going around the office, just for laughs


This is fun to do. Just read the 'offense' and if you've done it, you owe that fine. Keep going until you've read each 'offense' and added up your total fine. Title your bulletin 'My Bail is $........' You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine.

Smoked pot -- $10
Did acid -- $5
Ever had sex at church -- $25
Woke up in the morning and didnt know the person next to you--$40
Had sex with someone you met on MySpace -- $25
Had sex for money -- $100
Ever had sex with the a Puerto Rican -- $20
Vandalized something -- $20
Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10
Beat up someone -- $20
Been jumped -- $10
Cross dressed -- $10
Given money to stripper -- $25
Been in love with a stripper -- $20
Kissed some one who's name you didn't know --$ 10
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work-- $15
Ever drive drunk -- $20
Ever got drunk or HIGH at work, or went to work while still drunk or HIGH-- $50
Used toys while having sex -- $30
Got drunk & HIGH, passed out and don't remember the night before --$20
Went skinny dipping -- $5
Had sex in a pool -- $20
Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10
Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20
Cheated on your significant other -- $10
Masturbated -- $10
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend
--$20
Performed oral sex -- $5
Received oral sex-- $5
Done/got oral sex in a car while it was moving-- $25
Stole something -- $10
Had sex with someone in jail -- $25
Made a nasty home video -- $15
Had a threesome -- $50
Had sex in the wild -- $20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars -- $20
Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20
Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 --$25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- $50
Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25
Went streaking -- $5
Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15
Been arrested -- $5
Spent time in jail -- $15
Peed in the pool -- $0.50
Played spin the bottle -- $5
Done something you regret -- $20
Had sex with your best friend -- $20
Had sex with someone you work with at work --$25
Had anal sex -- $80
Lied to your mate -- $5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- $25
You are an FTR station-pwn'ing badass motherf**ker. You have no pansyass, girly-girl, crybaby fears. Pwn the f**king stations like you know you ought to. And win some damn money, dammit.
 
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Old 01-13-2009, 06:04 PM #2 (permalink)  
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My bail is $635

Ballin? or busto?
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Old 01-13-2009, 06:12 PM     Post subject: Re: Silly Quiz #3 (permalink)  
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Old 01-13-2009, 06:12 PM #4 (permalink)  
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My bail is $635

Ballin? or busto?
Pretty ballin I'd say. I was like at $540.50. You lied about peeing in the pool though Gator.

There is a girl in my wifes office who's bail was $63.50. That is just so sad.
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Old 01-13-2009, 06:15 PM     Post subject: Re: Silly Quiz #5 (permalink)  
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Masturbated -- $10
For every time?
I only counted it as once. If you get $10 for every time I would need to call Donald Trump, and Bill Gates, and...... to post bail
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Old 01-13-2009, 06:25 PM #6 (permalink)  
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 my bail is $265.50

yes i've peed in a pool before.
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Old 01-13-2009, 06:33 PM #7 (permalink)  
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Old 01-13-2009, 09:59 PM #8 (permalink)  
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Old 01-13-2009, 10:13 PM #9 (permalink)  
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My bail is $635

Ballin? or busto?
Pretty ballin I'd say. I was like at $540.50. You lied about peeing in the pool though Gator.

There is a girl in my wifes office who's bail was $63.50. That is just so sad.
Actually I just forgot to add in teh .50 afterward so I guess it is $635.50
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Old 01-13-2009, 10:16 PM #10 (permalink)  
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This list is anti gay people though, *so rilla is screwed.



































*I turned my being offended into a wicked rilla burn = get out of jail free card?
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Old 01-13-2009, 10:32 PM #11 (permalink)  
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My Bail is...250.50

This quiz is a sneaky survey on how many people pee in pools. And, anal sex is far overpriced.

 
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Old 01-13-2009, 10:38 PM #12 (permalink)  
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"Ever had sex with the a Puerto Rican -- $20 " - This one was the funniest imo. Why Puerto Rican? Why not Cuban or Italian or Russian?
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Old 01-13-2009, 10:53 PM #13 (permalink)  
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Old 01-14-2009, 12:16 AM #14 (permalink)  
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110.50

I laughed pretty hard at the .50 cent peed in the pool one.

Also, ship the smallest total in the thread!

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Old 01-14-2009, 01:33 AM #15 (permalink)  
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Old 01-14-2009, 02:13 AM #16 (permalink)  
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 295 wtf how do you guys get 600+ without being gay
 
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Old 01-14-2009, 02:17 AM #17 (permalink)  
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lol i just read through the list again and I must have skipped over the entire middle of it

Actual number is 295.50 lol I thought i was a good kid

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Old 01-14-2009, 02:33 AM #18 (permalink)  
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bonus quiz by the way...anybody guess who my new avatar is???
You are an FTR station-pwn'ing badass motherf**ker. You have no pansyass, girly-girl, crybaby fears. Pwn the f**king stations like you know you ought to. And win some damn money, dammit.
 
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Old 01-14-2009, 02:36 AM #19 (permalink)  
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295 wtf how do you guys get 600+ without being gay
how do you not??

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Smoked pot -- $10
Did acid -- $5
Ever had sex at church -- $25
Woke up in the morning and didnt know the person next to you--$40
Had sex with someone you met on MySpace -- $25
Had sex for money -- $100
Ever had sex with the a Puerto Rican -- $20
Vandalized something -- $20
Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10
Beat up someone -- $20
Been jumped -- $10
Cross dressed -- $10Rocky horror picture show in high school
Given money to stripper -- $25
Been in love with a stripper -- $20
Kissed some one who's name you didn't know --$ 10
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work-- $15
Ever drive drunk -- $20
Ever got drunk or HIGH at work, or went to work while still drunk or HIGH-- $50
Used toys while having sex -- $30
Got drunk & HIGH, passed out and don't remember the night before --$20
Went skinny dipping -- $5
Had sex in a pool -- $20
Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10
Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20
Cheated on your significant other -- $10
Masturbated -- $10
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend --$20
Performed oral sex -- $5
Received oral sex-- $5
Done/got oral sex in a car while it was moving-- $25
Stole something -- $10
Had sex with someone in jail -- $25
Made a nasty home video -- $15
Had a threesome -- $50
Had sex in the wild -- $20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars -- $20
Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20
Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 --$25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- $50
Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25
Went streaking -- $5
Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15
Been arrested -- $5
Spent time in jail -- $15
Peed in the pool -- $0.50
Played spin the bottle -- $5
Done something you regret -- $20
Had sex with your best friend -- $20
Had sex with someone you work with at work --$25
Had anal sex -- $80given not recieve
Lied to your mate -- $5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- $25
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you've never peed in a pool?
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Old 01-14-2009, 08:22 AM #24 (permalink)  
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I remember when I was a kid my mom told me there were chemicals in the pool water, that turn red when they mix with pee. I didnt believe her.
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Old 01-14-2009, 12:06 PM #28 (permalink)  
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bonus quiz by the way...anybody guess who my new avatar is???
Still waiting for a guess on the avatar. Someone impress me.
You are an FTR station-pwn'ing badass motherf**ker. You have no pansyass, girly-girl, crybaby fears. Pwn the f**king stations like you know you ought to. And win some damn money, dammit.
 
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My bail is $635

Ballin? or busto?
you've never peed in a pool?
Was adding in my head and didn't feel like continuously adding the .50 then forgot to add it in at the end.

So yes, damnit I have peed in a pool. Happy now? Now go back to reading your PM's.
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Old 01-14-2009, 02:23 PM #30 (permalink)  
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bonus quiz by the way...anybody guess who my new avatar is???
Still waiting for a guess on the avatar. Someone impress me.
Can barely see it. Your niece?
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bonus quiz by the way...anybody guess who my new avatar is???
Still waiting for a guess on the avatar. Someone impress me.
Can barely see it. Your niece?
Somone famous, think sit com mid 80's as a youth, and again in several other TV shows.
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Soleil Moon-Frye?
We have a winner!! Punky Brewster would also have been accepted.
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Old 01-14-2009, 04:07 PM #34 (permalink)  
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Some old indiscretions are coming to mind as I laugh with work friends about this. My bail is up to $245.50, and rising.
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