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03-10-2007, 12:33 AM
Post subject: Should i leave my gf?
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i´m in a very bad situation.
i´m drunk, so i can´t express my thoughts. long story, lovely girls. they don´t know each other. bla bla. vote for "yes" kthx.
starring:
- My current gf
- A girl from the other town (damn, she´s hot. me likey brown, curly hair that smells goot)
- My best friend
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Pelion
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dont decide anything while drunk. Dont decide anything based on advice from people who dont know the story.
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gabe: Ive dropped almost 100k in the past 35 days.
bigspenda73: But how much did you win?
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Definately DO NOT leave her for your best friend.
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Wait... soo... your best friend had a 3 way with your current gf and some other chick?
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we're going to need pics to make an un-biased judgement
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if you have to post this on a forum, i think you already know what your going to do.
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I require naked photos of the gf to make an informed decision.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
I require naked photos of the gf to make an informed decision.
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QFT plz no one post any content until these are supplied.
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mcatdog
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Originally Posted by Trikflow77
if you have to post this on a forum, i think you already know what your going to do.
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Agreed, I voted yes without reading the OP.
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what does fucking a random have to do with leaving your girlfriend?
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TheXianti: (Triptanes) why are you not a thinking person?
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Lukie
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Originally Posted by Pelion
dont decide anything while drunk. Dont decide anything based on advice from people who dont know the story.
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This is terrible advice.
Drunk decisions, particularly with the help of the relationship specialists here at FTR, have a success rate of approximately 100%.
definitely leave her, and make up a WILD story if necessary for comedic purposes. Report back to FTR with results and pics. You will be an FTR legend.
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Originally Posted by Lukie
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Originally Posted by Pelion
dont decide anything while drunk. Dont decide anything based on advice from people who dont know the story.
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This is terrible advice.
Drunk decisions, particularly with the help of the relationship specialists here at FTR, have a success rate of approximately 100%.
definitely leave her, and make up a WILD story if necessary for comedic purposes. Report back to FTR with results and pics. You will be an FTR legend.
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hi lukie. just saw you on stinger's CR video.
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TheXianti: (Triptanes) why are you not a thinking person?
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i didnt read your msg but voted yes.
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Originally Posted by Lukie
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Originally Posted by Pelion
dont decide anything while drunk. Dont decide anything based on advice from people who dont know the story.
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This is terrible advice.
Drunk decisions, particularly with the help of the relationship specialists here at FTR, have a success rate of approximately 100%.
definitely leave her, and make up a WILD story if necessary for comedic purposes. Report back to FTR with results and pics. You will be an FTR legend.
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This might be the best post you've ever made. nh, sir
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Send her to me (pending a pic)
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OK. Background, I killed a fifth of Jamison whiskey to my face tonite at a party and drank about 6 beers from my friends 20 pack of budweiser select so I'm fucking tossed. This is my tossed advice:
If you are looking for advice in the community forum you are helpless. We do not know the story, make your decision based on the circumstances that only you know. You only know what will make you happy, look at it in the long run not the short run. Yes you can fuck random chicks and it will make you feel good for 1-2 days but having a girl friend is something special. If that feeling has deteriorated maybe it is time to move on and find another girl but we can't help you on that.
Make the decision for yourself.
Good luck bro.
(P.S. nude pics will help, yadidimean?)
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'spaff' on each ones face.
Which ever one complaines the least is the best choice.
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Originally Posted by DaNutsInYoEye
what does fucking a random have to do with leaving your girlfriend?
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yeah, i´m still drunk. thx for your advices, and thx for voting "yes".
i don´t cheat on her. never did something like that, won´t ever do.
i have a gf for about two years now, but it isn´t running that well between us the last months. there´s this other girl, who´s really into me, but my best friend is really into her, which squares my problem.
both girls have equal bodies, the other girls scores with her hair and not being pierced/having tatoos. i love my gf tho.
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spaff' on each ones face.
Which ever one complaines the least is the best choice.
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best advice. i won´t count that to "cheating on sb", so i might get results tonight.
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XTR, when you file your taxes, which box do you check?
() Single
() Married
If the Federal Govt. says your single, then you not cheating.
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3 3 3 I'm only half evil.
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If your GF has tatoos kick her to the kerb
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some girls are hot with tattoos.
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3 3 3 I'm only half evil.
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Originally Posted by thizzSantaCruz
OK. Background, I killed a fifth of Jamison whiskey to my face tonite at a party and drank about 6 beers from my friends 20 pack of budweiser select so I'm fucking tossed. This is my tossed advice:
If you are looking for advice in the community forum you are helpless. We do not know the story, make your decision based on the circumstances that only you know. You only know what will make you happy, look at it in the long run not the short run. Yes you can fuck random chicks and it will make you feel good for 1-2 days but having a girl friend is something special. If that feeling has deteriorated maybe it is time to move on and find another girl but we can't help you on that.
Make the decision for yourself.
Good luck bro.
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GD, you drank a fifth and 6 beers, and THIS is your advice. I'd hate to see what you'd have written when sober, Dr. Freud.
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Originally Posted by thizzSantaCruz
OK. Background, I killed a fifth of Jamison whiskey to my face tonite at a party and drank about 6 beers from my friends 20 pack of budweiser select so I'm fucking tossed. This is my tossed advice:
If you are looking for advice in the community forum you are helpless. We do not know the story, make your decision based on the circumstances that only you know. You only know what will make you happy, look at it in the long run not the short run. Yes you can fuck random chicks and it will make you feel good for 1-2 days but having a girl friend is something special. If that feeling has deteriorated maybe it is time to move on and find another girl but we can't help you on that.
Make the decision for yourself.
Good luck bro.
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GD, you drank a fifth and 6 beers, and THIS is your advice. I'd hate to see what you'd have written when sober, Dr. Freud.
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Lol, agreed. One hell of a post after a boozing session. Oh, i'd stick with her.. You say it's not going well?.. why? If you just arn't feeling the love anymore, try thinking why not and try to fix the problem. Wish your mate good luck on getting the other girl.
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GD, you drank a fifth and 6 beers, and THIS is your advice. I'd hate to see what you'd have written when sober, Dr. Freud.
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Haha yea my message did come out pretty clearly, I am kind of surprised.
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Im not a big fan of piercings and tats on girls.. piercings can be ok depending on where, but tats, I just rarely like. Also curly hair pwns. If things are going bad I say just jump ship, dont stick with it just because youve been together so long.
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This thread is -EV.
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Im not a big fan of piercings and tats on girls.. piercings can be ok depending on where, but tats, I just rarely like. Also curly hair pwns. If things are going bad I say just jump ship, dont stick with it just because youve been together so long.
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I like tongue, nipples, pussy. nay to anywhere else on face and meh to bellybutton. Tats -eV. Curly hair pwns.
Did you ever wonder if we were the same person?
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no, because nipples is gross, pussy I havent come across in person, but it just seems kinda weird. On some emo/punk/hipster chicks lip piercings can be hot, and on certain girls nose peircings can be hot. The thing is, if youre not the right girl, it looks really bad. As for tats, I think if they get some dope shit, it can be cool, but again only on the right girl. Tribal shit and the sort is just bad though.
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If she has peircings and tats my best advice is to ship it this way and hook up with curly-sue
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Originally Posted by Miffed22001
'spaff' on each ones face.
Which ever one complaines the least is the best choice.
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I just learned a new word. My female intuition says this is the way to go.
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I'm just a girl, you should push.
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Originally Posted by Miffed22001
'spaff' on each ones face.
Which ever one complaines the least is the best choice.
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I just learned a new word. My female intuition says this is the way to go.
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the coolest chick on FTR competition just got real close
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She can win the competition if she wants. I'm not a girl.
I think piercings are hot.
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Originally Posted by swiggidy
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Originally Posted by Lukie
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Originally Posted by Pelion
dont decide anything while drunk. Dont decide anything based on advice from people who dont know the story.
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This is terrible advice.
Drunk decisions, particularly with the help of the relationship specialists here at FTR, have a success rate of approximately 100%.
definitely leave her, and make up a WILD story if necessary for comedic purposes. Report back to FTR with results and pics. You will be an FTR legend.
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This might be the best post you've ever made. nh, sir
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NFD
I actually did a double take and STILL doubted that it was Lukie what posted it.
I think leaving her for the our entertainment is exactly the answer ur looking for...
Def better than something along the lines of communicating with her that u 2 are having problems and asking if she intends to continue the relationship, and what it's going to take from both parties to do so if that's the case. Just be sure that she's aware that a bi-weekly spaff is at the top of your list of demands if you go this route.
GL
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... pussy I havent come across in person, but it just seems kinda weird.
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LMFAO
Hey don't look at me, u said it!!
I'm just taking it out of context.
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Of course I have bad days...
Sometimes I'll go a whole day without quads.
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soooo? we need an update? did you drop the bomb on her?
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3 3 3 I'm only half evil.
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soooo? we need an update? did you drop the bomb on her?
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You mean "Splaff in her face yet?"
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boost
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Originally Posted by boostNslide
... pussy I havent come across in person, but it just seems kinda weird.
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LMFAO
Hey don't look at me, u said it!!
I'm just taking it out of context.
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XTR1000
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on a complaining scale from 1 to 10 both got a 4. tho i had a hard time remembering my gf´s reactions.
today´s the moment of truth. gonna meet her in 2 hours, if she doesn´t break down in tears crying she loves me she´s a thing of the past.
curly will be waiting (asked if she should bring beer with her )
did i mention that both have the same name?
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xtr stand for exotic tranny retards
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WHO YA GONNA CALL?!??
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I don't think an internet forum is the correct place to put up a poll to leave your gf or not.
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Just remember....
For every great, hot girl you see ...
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Originally Posted by swiggidy
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Originally Posted by Lukie
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Originally Posted by Pelion
dont decide anything while drunk. Dont decide anything based on advice from people who dont know the story.
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This is terrible advice.
Drunk decisions, particularly with the help of the relationship specialists here at FTR, have a success rate of approximately 100%.
definitely leave her, and make up a WILD story if necessary for comedic purposes. Report back to FTR with results and pics. You will be an FTR legend.
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This might be the best post you've ever made. nh, sir
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NFD
I actually did a double take and STILL doubted that it was Lukie what posted it.
I think leaving her for the our entertainment is exactly the answer ur looking for...
Def better than something along the lines of communicating with her that u 2 are having problems and asking if she intends to continue the relationship, and what it's going to take from both parties to do so if that's the case. Just be sure that she's aware that a bi-weekly spaff is at the top of your list of demands if you go this route.
GL
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aww come on man, I make lots of great posts.
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heeeeeeeeeeeeeee....i´m done with her...stiöll drunk, life´s goot....thx for grreat advices and voting "yes"....democracy rockz!!!! thereés a lots of of vodka tonic and two breatsts waiting 4 me...i love u guys
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aww come on man, I used to make lots of great posts, that is until I retired The Great Thread of Randomness, an action I still haven't fully explained 'cept for giving some lameass excuse about possibly offending some as yet unidentified "friends", an explanation which nobody is buying, btw
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