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Old 11-26-2006, 04:39 PM     Post subject: shaving your pubic hair #1 (permalink)  
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Old 11-26-2006, 04:53 PM #2 (permalink)  
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courtie what are your thoughts on guys shaving?

Gabe what are your thoughts on shaving as a means to get rid of crabs?
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courtie what are your thoughts on guys shaving?
I don't expect guys to shave per se, but if a guy expects anything from me, he has to at least trim it. Mouthfuls of pubic hair is disgusting and I won't do it!

Just use an electric razor and keep it tidy. Sooo simple! Guys have it easy.



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Old 11-26-2006, 09:02 PM #12 (permalink)  
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Old 11-26-2006, 09:23 PM #13 (permalink)  
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Old 11-26-2006, 09:28 PM #14 (permalink)  
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I only think you need to shave if ur hooking up with someone for the first time cause you dont want them to think ur a slob or grizzly adams or something. If its ur gf or wife I think u should just let it grow. Show that bitch whos boss.
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If its ur gf or wife I think u should just let it grow. Show that bitch whos boss.
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I was recently with a girl that Im pretty sure waxed. I didnt ask but it was either waxed or an extremely fresh shave. Smooth like buttah baby!
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Old 11-27-2006, 01:33 AM #23 (permalink)  
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Old 11-27-2006, 02:08 AM #24 (permalink)  
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dude, just trim the shit, theres little need for razor sharp blades
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Trim the shurbs dont scorch the earth. Maybe build a landing strip or sumtin.
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yep...just trim it. As for her, it should either be shaved completely or a porn star strip
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Old 11-27-2006, 05:52 AM #28 (permalink)  
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you got to man, pubic hair is -EV.

pure shave > trimming > forest
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Old 11-27-2006, 06:12 AM #29 (permalink)  
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you got to man, pubic hair is -EV.

waxing > pure shave > trimming > forest>mental image that i get after reading gala's fyp and then seeing his avatar
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Old 11-27-2006, 11:24 AM #32 (permalink)  
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you got to man, pubic hair is -EV.

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hahaha... all these amusing answers put a smile on my face

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Old 11-27-2006, 02:12 PM #34 (permalink)  
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If its ur gf or wife I think u should just let it grow. Show that bitch whos boss.
And then she just never gives you head? Yeah you sure showed her ...
obviously no one else in this thread is married. head doesnt exist, well, maybe once or twice a year.
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Old 11-27-2006, 02:22 PM #35 (permalink)  
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I shave with a razor.

Shaving your balls is tricky.

If you do it in the shower, there shouldn't be a problem unless it's your first time.
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Old 11-27-2006, 05:57 PM #36 (permalink)  
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Use a $20 hair/beard/whatever trimmer. Quicker than a shave too.
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obviously no one else in this thread is married. head doesnt exist, well, maybe once or twice a year.
I hear that... she complains about it being all crazy down there and I just ignore her, not like there's going to be anything in it for me.
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upon shaving I think I need to get this mole checked out
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obviously no one else in this thread is married. head doesnt exist, well, maybe once or twice a year.
I'm married and let me just say, you need to get yourself a new wife.
Mine likes it bic'd with a nice manly tuft over the shaft. Trimmed of course.
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I'd personally just ask the girl your with if she wants it shaved/trimmed. Because my Ex actually enjoyed the hair.
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Go and buy a little pair of clippers, half a minute of running it through and youve mowed the lawn pretty well. Shaving takes a while, can result in some VERY uncomfortable razorburn if you overdo it, and it looks like shit. not to mention i hold my breath in fear of slicing the boys off
 
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obviously no one else in this thread is married. head doesnt exist, well, maybe once or twice a year.
I'm married and let me just say, you need to get yourself a new wife.
Mine likes it bic'd with a nice manly tuft over the shaft. Trimmed of course.
oh i trim, but still no head.
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Go and buy a little pair of clippers, half a minute of running it through and youve mowed the lawn pretty well. Shaving takes a while, can result in some VERY uncomfortable razorburn if you overdo it, and it looks like shit. not to mention i hold my breath in fear of slicing the boys off
do you hold your breath in fear of slicing your cheek off when shaving up there?
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obviously no one else in this thread is married. head doesnt exist, well, maybe once or twice a year.
I'm married and let me just say, you need to get yourself a new wife.
Mine likes it bic'd with a nice manly tuft over the shaft. Trimmed of course.
oh i trim, but still no head.
I'd start leaving sex manuals around and watching a lot of porn. GET THE HINT YET, HONEY!!!???
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obviously no one else in this thread is married. head doesnt exist, well, maybe once or twice a year.
I'm married and let me just say, you need to get yourself a new wife.
Mine likes it bic'd with a nice manly tuft over the shaft. Trimmed of course.
oh i trim, but still no head.
I'd start leaving sex manuals around and watching a lot of porn. GET THE HINT YET, HONEY!!!???
Gay porn might leave the wrong hint.
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Go and buy a little pair of clippers, half a minute of running it through and youve mowed the lawn pretty well. Shaving takes a while, can result in some VERY uncomfortable razorburn if you overdo it, and it looks like shit. not to mention i hold my breath in fear of slicing the boys off
do you hold your breath in fear of slicing your cheek off when shaving up there?
Cutting cheek off > cutting balls off
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obviously no one else in this thread is married. head doesnt exist, well, maybe once or twice a year.
I'm married for 8yrs now. and get a BJ once a week at least. She's always askin me, want me too suck on it.

sometimes you marry a girl who sucks cock, and sometimes you marry a COCKSUCKER!!

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KoRnholio Old 05-26-2012, 03:08 PM    Australia Legalized Online Poker coming up in next 6 to 12 Months
According to an email sent out by Mark Bryan, a gaming analyst at Merrill Lynch, the Australian government plans to legalize online poker sometime in the next six to 12 months. This move will coincide ...

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