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    Default shaving question

    This is not interesting

    I'm in a hotel room on my last night on a business trip. I don't want to go out and buy shaving cream since I go home tomorrow. The hotel gives out lotion with the shampoo and condition, couldn't I use this?
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    The lotion sucks, it's practically water, I was in your spot once.
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    sigh
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    well i was going to go to pathmark down the road but then remembered a new south park episode is on in 15. fuck it, ill look like a scrub for nto shaving in 3 days
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    soap and water. hope for the best.

    why dont you knock doors looking for a woman? they always carry stuff that works, and you may not have to shave yourself.

    that's the stuff heroes are made of...
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    I change my answer to Chopper's
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    rarely see business women in courtyard marriott's, mostly business men

    fuck shit fuck, hotel doesn't get comedy central

    does sopcast play south park?
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    never know until you try. there has to be one in there. grab a drink, or two, at the minibar, and start knocking.
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    i lack the testicles sir
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    CONDITIONER!!!! It's what I use all the time to shave my head. It may be the last time you use regular shaving cream.
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    go to the front desk and ask if they have any

    they might even have a vending machine for that shit
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    they don't
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    hotel bar soap works fine. man up ffs
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    himself fucker.
    Use the conditioner. I've heard of people who use it instead of shaving cream. And I believe Jishu recommends it for shaving your balls.
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    Do it in the shower, the hot everything makes it softer
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    i ended up shaving with conditioner, it was ok, won't give up my gilette gel with aloe
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    I knew i was going to get into this thread somehow.

    Any adverse effects from conditioner? or business as usual?
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    Cream's, Lotion's Conditioner ???? Use your Bowie knife - no water ... who cares if your face looks as if you've been dragged through wild roses 1000 times :P
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    the shave wasn't as close with conditioner and i noticed there was a lot more friction around the chin area
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