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Old 10-04-2007, 01:36 AM     Post subject: shaving question #1 (permalink)  
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This is not interesting

I'm in a hotel room on my last night on a business trip. I don't want to go out and buy shaving cream since I go home tomorrow. The hotel gives out lotion with the shampoo and condition, couldn't I use this?
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Old 10-04-2007, 01:40 AM #2 (permalink)  
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The lotion sucks, it's practically water, I was in your spot once.
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Old 10-04-2007, 01:43 AM #3 (permalink)  
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Old 10-04-2007, 01:45 AM #4 (permalink)  
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well i was going to go to pathmark down the road but then remembered a new south park episode is on in 15. fuck it, ill look like a scrub for nto shaving in 3 days
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Old 10-04-2007, 01:47 AM #5 (permalink)  
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soap and water. hope for the best.

why dont you knock doors looking for a woman? they always carry stuff that works, and you may not have to shave yourself.

that's the stuff heroes are made of...
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Old 10-04-2007, 01:48 AM #6 (permalink)  
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I change my answer to Chopper's
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Old 10-04-2007, 01:50 AM #7 (permalink)  
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rarely see business women in courtyard marriott's, mostly business men

fuck shit fuck, hotel doesn't get comedy central

does sopcast play south park?
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Old 10-04-2007, 01:57 AM #8 (permalink)  
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never know until you try. there has to be one in there. grab a drink, or two, at the minibar, and start knocking.
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Old 10-04-2007, 01:59 AM #9 (permalink)  
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i lack the testicles sir
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Old 10-04-2007, 02:06 AM #10 (permalink)  
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CONDITIONER!!!! It's what I use all the time to shave my head. It may be the last time you use regular shaving cream.
 
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Old 10-04-2007, 02:47 AM #11 (permalink)  
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go to the front desk and ask if they have any

they might even have a vending machine for that shit
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Old 10-04-2007, 03:36 AM #12 (permalink)  
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they don't
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Old 10-04-2007, 04:02 AM #13 (permalink)  
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hotel bar soap works fine. man up ffs
 
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Old 10-04-2007, 01:58 PM #14 (permalink)  
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Use the conditioner. I've heard of people who use it instead of shaving cream. And I believe Jishu recommends it for shaving your balls.

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Old 10-04-2007, 10:06 PM #15 (permalink)  
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Do it in the shower, the hot everything makes it softer
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Old 10-04-2007, 11:36 PM #16 (permalink)  
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i ended up shaving with conditioner, it was ok, won't give up my gilette gel with aloe
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Old 10-05-2007, 08:15 AM #17 (permalink)  
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I knew i was going to get into this thread somehow.

Any adverse effects from conditioner? or business as usual?
 
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Old 10-05-2007, 12:24 PM #18 (permalink)  
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Cream's, Lotion's Conditioner ???? Use your Bowie knife - no water ... who cares if your face looks as if you've been dragged through wild roses 1000 times :P
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Old 10-05-2007, 12:39 PM #19 (permalink)  
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the shave wasn't as close with conditioner and i noticed there was a lot more friction around the chin area
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