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Old 11-20-2006, 06:40 PM     Post subject: sexual roleplaying {NSFW} #1 (permalink)  
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Old 11-20-2006, 06:42 PM #2 (permalink)  
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Old 11-20-2006, 07:00 PM #3 (permalink)  
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This thread has pics and it's still worthless.
 
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Old 11-20-2006, 07:27 PM     Post subject: Re: sexual roleplaying #4 (permalink)  
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Old 11-20-2006, 07:29 PM #5 (permalink)  
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You just didn't see family guy.

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Old 11-21-2006, 05:30 AM #6 (permalink)  
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Old 11-21-2006, 06:08 AM #7 (permalink)  
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Old 11-21-2006, 11:46 AM #8 (permalink)  
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you're welcome for me saving this thread. added {NSFW} tag.

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Old 11-21-2006, 01:37 PM #9 (permalink)  
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Old 11-21-2006, 03:06 PM     Post subject: Re: sexual roleplaying {NSFW} #10 (permalink)  
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Old 11-21-2006, 05:07 PM     Post subject: Re: sexual roleplaying {NSFW} #11 (permalink)  
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Old 11-21-2006, 06:40 PM #12 (permalink)  
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Old 11-21-2006, 08:39 PM #13 (permalink)  
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I thought sexual roleplaying was more like this:

bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.
j_gurli3: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.
bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.
j_gurli3: haha, ok lets go.
j_gurli3: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.
bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.
j_gurli3: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.
j_gurli3: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.
j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f*cking charge your ass.
j_gurli3: stop, cmon be serious.
bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.
bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.
j_gurli3: thats it.
bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.
bloodninja: Goddam am I hard now.
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Old 11-21-2006, 08:48 PM #14 (permalink)  
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Old 11-21-2006, 11:12 PM #15 (permalink)  
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Old 11-22-2006, 04:51 AM #16 (permalink)  
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I thought sexual roleplaying was more like this:

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Old 11-22-2006, 06:36 AM #17 (permalink)  
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Old 11-22-2006, 09:20 AM #18 (permalink)  
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I just wanted to look at this picture again.
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Old 11-22-2006, 10:39 AM #19 (permalink)  
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