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XTR1000
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10-22-2008, 04:05 AM
Post subject: seriously
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4-of-a-Kind
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i´ve turned 26 a while ago. tonight i stumbled into a houseparty of unknowns when i was on my wqay home ffrom a friend of mine. i had lots of beer (for free weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee) and tteached those kids to mix the xtr-death-mix and then i founf myself with an 18yo in the bedroom. i feel bad about it.
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Originally Posted by bigred
xtr stand for exotic tranny retards
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yo
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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only wrong if she's a virgin, imo
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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givememyleg
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WHO YA GONNA CALL?!??
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i voted for eleven!!!!!!11
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Straight
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Originally Posted by givememyleg
i voted for eleven!!!!!!11
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and FTR agrees. if there's grass on the field, play ball 
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BankItDrew
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*slow clap*
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bikes
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a hot damn mess
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11
Totally 11
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I damage threads that may actually benefit some posters
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meeloche
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Please see this thread:
http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...5564-2170.html
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nutsinho
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4-of-a-Kind
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holy shit thats awesome. high five, how could banging a random 18 y/o not be +ev
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My bankroll is the amount of money I would spend or lose before I got a job. It is calculated by adding my net worth to whatever I can borrow.
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Numbr2intheWorld
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pics or ban
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daven
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Straight Flush
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don't feel bad, living dude.
The start of the summer I was 25 I decided no more teenagers. Later that summer I met a girl and didn't ask her age until 19 was fine all over again....
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will641
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4-of-a-Kind
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Originally Posted by Massimo
pics or ban
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this.
also this is 11 and its not even close.
and a radmin should prompt the typed word livin to 11, much like ldo.
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Cash Rules Everything Around Me.
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OhBollocks
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Straight
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Quote:
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Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
only wrong if she's a virgin, imo
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That just makes it sweeter, as long as she aint deadwood
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Originally Posted by ISF
Nothing actually changes in a poker game besides equity....
When we can maximize our equity, we will make lots and lots of money.
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ATOTHEC101
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Full House
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yeah this is perfectly fine, i voted 11 but it really depends if shes hot or not.
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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Originally Posted by OhBollocks
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Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
only wrong if she's a virgin, imo
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That just makes it sweeter, as long as she aint deadwood |
ya but she's 18, so she hasn't been able to honestly call herself one for 4 years.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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Jack Sawyer
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its nice to see everybody agree on something for a change
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Galapogos
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The only thing not livin XTR is the fact that you don't appreciate what a win that was. Voted livin.
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Originally Posted by sauce123
I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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flomo
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Full House
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brag post
he only feels bad because she was really 15
still a brag post
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Originally Posted by bigred
Protect dog
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will641
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4-of-a-Kind
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damnit, if rocco hadn't been banned ill bet he wouldve voted perv and we could have an argument!
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Cash Rules Everything Around Me.
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jyms
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I voted 11 and it's not even close. I'm 44 and I would still be high fiving strangers.
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XTR1000
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4-of-a-Kind
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beat: no friends irl where i could brag about this
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Quote:
Originally Posted by bigred
xtr stand for exotic tranny retards
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yo
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Ash256
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high 5
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wesrman
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Full House
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Originally Posted by jyms
I voted 11 and it's not even close. I'm 44 and I would still be high fiving strangers.
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Fuckin right.
Im disapointed in u XTR.
This is coming from the guy that told me to go for it with the 18 yr old i work with and im 30???
Honestly this has to be a brag, cuz its 11 and not even fucking close imo.
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wesrman
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Full House
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Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
even better if she's a virgin, imo
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FYP.
Can u please get something right one time so i can stop fixing all your posts???
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givememyleg
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WHO YA GONNA CALL?!??
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lol 30-0
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triumphant cracker
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Straight
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are you gonna hit it again?
voted 11
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mrhappy333
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Full House
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I would def hit it. But I would hate to stick around after. 18yo girls are fuking stupid. she prolly texted her friend as soon as you guys were done.
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3 3 3 I'm only half evil.
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