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Old 09-26-2008, 01:45 AM     Post subject: separated at birth? #1 (permalink)  
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wish i could get past the copyright stuff...

www.bakphotography.com/celebrity.shtml

link to barry sanders.

and, our own...



the always pimpin' JACK SAWYER!!
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Old 09-26-2008, 01:50 AM #2 (permalink)  
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Old 09-26-2008, 02:05 AM #3 (permalink)  
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All black people look the same to Chopper.
ummm, no. maybe most of the chinese, but not the black people

at least not in my experience
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Old 09-26-2008, 02:06 AM #4 (permalink)  
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yeah, i'm a cracker. but, i think the smile made me think of barry when i saw Jack's pic. i also saw that pic of barry with TWO women, and immediately thought of the pimpsta. (i prolly cant pull off gang-STA talk, either, huh?)

anyway, thought this would be a good, and original, idea for everyone to have some fun with.

make shit up.....no one will take too much offense. not in the commune anyway.
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Old 09-26-2008, 02:38 AM #5 (permalink)  
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Jack > Barry imo.
 
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Old 09-26-2008, 03:05 AM #6 (permalink)  
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Jack > Barry imo.
TYTY

I wish I was fast like him. speaking of fast, I think I'll use that pic as my "before" pic, and then I will proceed to shed some pounds. I'm fat yo.

I'm shooting for like 9 months to a year, which should be plenty. This time I'm seriouser than last time

Its the start that's always so hard
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Old 09-26-2008, 03:42 AM #7 (permalink)  
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Old 09-26-2008, 06:55 AM #8 (permalink)  
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Old 09-26-2008, 06:35 PM #9 (permalink)  
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oh c'mon, guys.

gmml was so drunk, no one wants to do this?



and, i'm a pussy, so no one wants to do this?

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/yt-8FR...ops_and_cries/
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Old 09-26-2008, 07:36 PM #10 (permalink)  
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Jack Sawyer is 9 feet tall and shoots bolts of lightning from his arse!!
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Old 09-26-2008, 08:20 PM #11 (permalink)  
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Jack Sawyer is 9 feet tall and shoots bolts of lightning from his cock!!
FYP.

That why hes so pimp obv.
 
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Old 09-26-2008, 09:09 PM #12 (permalink)  
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Jack Sawyer is 9 feet tall and shoots bolts of lightning from his cock!!
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That why hes so pimp obv.
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Old 09-27-2008, 03:25 AM #13 (permalink)  
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Jack Sawyer is 9 feet tall and shoots bolts of lightning from his cock!!
FYP.

That why hes so pimp obv.
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I see nothing racist about my post,and im prolly the least racist person on FTR imo.
 
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Old 09-27-2008, 05:55 PM #14 (permalink)  
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Jack Sawyer is 9 feet tall and shoots bolts of lightning from his cock!!
FYP.

That why hes so pimp obv.
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I see nothing racist about my post,and im prolly the least racist person on FTR imo.
just because he's black doesnt mean he's a pimp with a hudge cock

or does it?
 
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Old 09-27-2008, 05:57 PM #15 (permalink)  
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Jack Sawyer is 9 feet tall and shoots bolts of lightning from his cock!!
FYP.

That why hes so pimp obv.
racist ban
I see nothing racist about my post,and im prolly the least racist person on FTR imo.
just because he's black doesnt mean he's a pimp with a hudge cock

or does it?
LOL i never said he had a huge cock. Thats all you buddy.
 
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Old 09-27-2008, 06:03 PM #16 (permalink)  
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Jack Sawyer is 9 feet tall and shoots bolts of lightning from his cock!!
FYP.

That why hes so pimp obv.
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Jack Sawyer is 9 feet tall and shoots bolts of lightning from his cock!!
FYP.

That why hes so pimp obv.
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That why hes so pimp obv.
 
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Old 09-27-2008, 06:19 PM #17 (permalink)  
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Ok i give up dude. Does anyone else feel that my comment was in any way even remotely close to being racist??? He shoots lightning bolts out his cock has nothing to do with what colour he is. And its Jack, hes obv pimp.
 
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Old 09-27-2008, 06:23 PM #18 (permalink)  
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lol i thought wes was black
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Old 09-27-2008, 06:23 PM #19 (permalink)  
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omg i was jopking

and just because its awesome http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21OH0wlkfbc
 
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Old 09-27-2008, 06:25 PM #20 (permalink)  
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omg i was jopking

and just because its awesome http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21OH0wlkfbc
Ok cool, i just couldnt figure out how it was even close to racist.
 
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Old 09-27-2008, 06:34 PM #21 (permalink)  
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LOL wat


fwiw, i've yet to meet a chick who didn't love these lightning bolts and the lightning rod
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Old 09-27-2008, 07:39 PM #22 (permalink)  
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dont ALL black people have huge cocks?

spoon?
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Old 09-28-2008, 12:43 AM #23 (permalink)  
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Old 09-28-2008, 02:59 AM #24 (permalink)  
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and just because its awesome http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21OH0wlkfbc
OMG this made me klaugh so ahrd
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and just because its awesome http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21OH0wlkfbc
OMG this made me klaugh so ahrd
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MqWaU...eature=related

not sure which one's funnier
 
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that's my jerry lewis impression
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oh c'mon, guys.

gmml was so drunk, no one wants to do this?



and, i'm a pussy, so no one wants to do this?

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/yt-8FR...ops_and_cries/
haha just saw this

thankfully xianti was always drunk as well so it would have been hard to accomplish such a task

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