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View Poll Results: Is this scary?
Yes 3 13.64%
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!!?! OMG AHHH! 7 31.82%
stfu you're a wimmenz 7 31.82%
not scary at all, i'm a man and nothing scares me. 5 22.73%
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Old 07-21-2009, 11:46 PM     Post subject: Scary? #1 (permalink)  
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Old 07-21-2009, 11:51 PM #2 (permalink)  
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all pictures aside, the 3rd and 4th options resonated with me.

Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
 
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Old 07-21-2009, 11:54 PM #3 (permalink)  
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lol. oh shush rilla.

btw this is what was used on me today. on my bewb
for a biopsy on a tumoooorrr.

titty tumor, i know, i giggle everything i say that in my head.


but - they gave me an ice pack for the pain, and said i can take tylenol. they cut a hole to push this thing through, and numbed me up, but, well, the numbing is gone now.

I can't go to ballet tomorrow, and wasn't able to vacuum today.


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Old 07-21-2009, 11:59 PM #4 (permalink)  
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it looks like they shanked you with a prop from Ghostbusters.

i hope its not cancer or anything shitty like that.

Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
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Old 07-22-2009, 12:04 AM #5 (permalink)  
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I'll find out in 2 days, lol.


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Old 07-22-2009, 12:08 AM #6 (permalink)  
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I wasn't able to vacuum today.
Musta been too busy ______________ !

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Old 07-22-2009, 12:11 AM #7 (permalink)  
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Naw, they said I wasnt allowed to


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Old 07-22-2009, 01:32 AM #8 (permalink)  
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Old 07-22-2009, 01:42 AM #9 (permalink)  
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tytytytytytytytytytytytyty

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Old 07-22-2009, 02:21 AM #10 (permalink)  
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props for actually making cool poll options

now get to vacuuming
 
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Old 07-22-2009, 02:46 AM #11 (permalink)  
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tytytytytytytytytytytytyty

imgoingtoFUCKYOURDADINTHEASS
How is this a threat at all? Please do. He's an asshhole.

Also, don't worry about vacuuming, so long as you're making a pie.
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Old 07-22-2009, 05:39 AM #12 (permalink)  
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tytytytytytytytytytytytyty

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as long as he doesn't get radiation poisoning I see nothing wrong w/ this.

too soon?
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Old 07-22-2009, 10:32 AM #13 (permalink)  
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rofl.

too soon to tell if i have to have it, imo.


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Old 07-22-2009, 08:34 PM #14 (permalink)  
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Old 07-23-2009, 04:19 AM #15 (permalink)  
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that went in your boob? good god.



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Old 07-23-2009, 12:34 PM #16 (permalink)  
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ya. i know. i'm still sore


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Old 07-23-2009, 12:57 PM #17 (permalink)  
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Did they at least freeze the boob first?
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Old 07-23-2009, 01:21 PM #18 (permalink)  
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just numbed it.


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Old 07-23-2009, 03:56 PM #19 (permalink)  
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Old 07-23-2009, 04:32 PM #20 (permalink)  
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that's shitty. gl Chelle.

btw, I really don't want to know if it was spoon that found the lump.
 
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Old 07-23-2009, 05:04 PM #21 (permalink)  
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I still say spoon is a very rich man to have a comp in the kitchen
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Old 07-23-2009, 09:10 PM #22 (permalink)  
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btw i found out today that it isn't cancer!

yayyyy!!


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Old 07-23-2009, 09:21 PM #23 (permalink)  
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imma have a drink to that good news.

cheers!

Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
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Old 07-23-2009, 09:59 PM #24 (permalink)  
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v good news
 
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Good job not having cancer.
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Old 07-24-2009, 12:07 AM #26 (permalink)  
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wooo hoo!

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Old 07-24-2009, 12:55 AM #27 (permalink)  
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No cancer?

Dammit, who won the pool?
The older I get, the more I start wondering; Just what in the hell is going on here?
 
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Old 07-25-2009, 04:26 AM #28 (permalink)  
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Glad everything was ok
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Old 07-25-2009, 06:41 AM #29 (permalink)  
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that sucks, just think of how easy it would have been to lose weight.

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Old 07-25-2009, 01:42 PM #30 (permalink)  
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btw i found out today that it isn't cancer!

yayyyy!!
that sucks, just think of how easy it would have been to lose weight.

rofl. if i lost any weight i'd fly away with a gust of wind. I'm 100 lbs fully clothed.


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Old 07-25-2009, 01:43 PM #31 (permalink)  
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Glad everything was ok
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