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jyms
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11-14-2007, 02:08 PM
Post subject: Scare the hell out of someone
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How to scare the person sitting next to you on a plane or on the subway :
1. Take out your laptop.
2. Open it calmly
3. Start it
4. Make sure the person sitting next to you is glancing at your screen
5. Open up a random document.
6. Close your eyes and lift your head up to the sky. Take a deep breath.
7. Click here
8. Look at the reaction of the person sitting next to you.
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uscheese
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not clicking
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jyms
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It's not that bad, it's humor. I guess I should preface it with
"There are no cups, hatchets or scary jump out and scream types that scare you half to death. It isn't tagged "NSFW" so how bad can it be?
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jyms
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Kinda makes you long for the Rick Roll'd days huh?
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bigspenda73
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lol that'd be funny
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Quote:
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Originally Posted by uscheese
not clicking
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Wuss!
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Originally Posted by sauce123
I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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ChrisTheFish
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If theres nothing scary or really discusting, i too refuse to click.
NSFW is like a big flashing red button that says "do not press". I am always attracted to it.
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sandstorm
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lol i think youd get arrested and/or tortured
but it would be fun!
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>3
this is my favourite part of the post
it looks like angry boobs
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bigspenda73
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Look it's not bad at all, it's quite funny, stop being pussies and click the dang link. Trainer doesn't get off on lying to you and having known that he tricked you into looking at girls shitting into cups like gmml does.
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pgil
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just keep in mind that if you do decide to do this, your best case scenario is to get a good laugh, then get shot in the head by an air marshal.
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ackthecat
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definately a quick ticket to prison but very funny. Needed a good laugh today!
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I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
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ChrisTheFish
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Wait, that's it?
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Warpe
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Pointing out that you need internet access in the plane/train in order for this to work would kinda spoil the joke, I bet.
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miracleriver
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Straight
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Quote:
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Originally Posted by Warpe
Pointing out that you need internet access in the plane/train in order for this to work would kinda spoil the joke, I bet.
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Or you could download the page ahead of time...
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givememyleg
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WHO YA GONNA CALL?!??
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i dont get it????? it just counted down to 00:00:00 and did nothing else?
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Seasider
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Originally Posted by givememyleg
i dont get it????? it just counted down to 00:00:00 and did nothing else?
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My comp blew up; try refreshing the screen.
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givememyleg
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WHO YA GONNA CALL?!??
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OH like its a bomb or something... L A M E
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I think instead of bothering with all this, it would be way scarier for Trainer just to look angry, turn around, and point at the person and say "I know you slept with my wife."
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Originally Posted by sauce123
I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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meeloche
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I enjoyed it 
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bigred
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Quote:
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Originally Posted by Seasider
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Originally Posted by givememyleg
i dont get it????? it just counted down to 00:00:00 and did nothing else?
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My comp blew up; try refreshing the screen. |
ROFL
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LOL OPERATIONS
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Pelion
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that would be so much funnier if it was a rickroll.
Im not even joking
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gabe: Ive dropped almost 100k in the past 35 days.
bigspenda73: But how much did you win?
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Ash256
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lol, i liked it
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