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Old 05-31-2006, 05:02 AM     Post subject: sarah silverman #1 (permalink)  
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not sure if this has been posted on here before, I think she's pretty funny.

if you are easily offended, you probably shouldn't watch.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...arah+silverman
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Old 05-31-2006, 05:12 AM #2 (permalink)  
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Meh. I smirked at the jews buying german cars thing. I'll stick to dane cook.
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shes hotter than dane cook bigred therefore better.
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she was on the conan rerun tonight.

in 2001 she was on conan and she told a story about how she was selected for jury duty and had to fill out a questionairre. she wanted to get out of it, so her friend told her just write something really offensive on it like "i hate chinks". She said, i didn't want to seem racist, so i wrote "i love chinks". there was a whole big controversy and nbc apologized for it but she didn't.
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well she did say the n word in that video, why start apologizing now?
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"Everybody blames the Jews for killing Christ, and then the Jews try to pass it off on the Romans. I'm one of the few people who believe it was the Blacks."

"My neice called me the other day and she said, "Aunt Sarah, we're studying the Holocaust in school, and did you know that Hitler was responsible for the deaths of sixty million Jews?" I said, "Oh sweetheart, I think you misheard. Hitler was responsible for the deaths of SIX million Jews, not SIXTY million. Because SIXTY million... would be unforgivable.""
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Old 05-31-2006, 07:32 AM #7 (permalink)  
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I don't know why, maybe I am just a male-shovanist prick, but I always tend to find male comics much much more funny than females.

Her stereotypes are funny I guess, but meh, she doesn't present it that well.

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not funny at all. shes attrative tho
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She's the only female comic I find genuinely funny. When she presented at the Hugh Hefner roast she was golden. Look that one up.


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I agree with Galapogos. I think she's one of the funniest comics out there, period. She was great in the Aristocrats, and Jesus is Magic is awesome.
And, yes, she's hot--one time I was eating dinner at a Thai place w/ my girlfriend and she was seated right next to me. It was incredibly distracting.
 
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